Jenny Ainslie-Turner - How to Talk Dirty: A Hands on Guide to Phone Sex

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HOW TO TALK DIRTY

A Hands On Guide To Phone Sex

Jenny Ainslie-Turner

Publisher Information

How To Talk Dirty

Second edition published in 2014

by House of Erotica

www.houseoferoticabooks.com

House of Erotica is an imprint of

Andrews UK Limited

www.andrewsuk.com

Copyright 2012, 2014 Jenny Ainslie-Turner

The right of Jenny Ainslie-Turner to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988

This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the publishers prior written consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published, and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

The views and opinions expressed in this book are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the publisher.

Introduction

No Subject Taboo, Taste The Forbidden

All our adverts inform the prospective caller of this; No Subject Taboo, Taste The Forbidden, irrespective of the main heading. There again, so do a few other companies in the call back phone sex business. We, on the other hand, stand by our word. We do actually speak about anything. No matter if it is taboo. We cater to every fantasy. This is the reality of the live phone sex or adult chat lines.

Some of these subject matters are areas of great interest to some men. And, curiosity is really all it is. For some, their frustration haunts them daily until they are able to set their demons free, and the only way to do this safely, is to talk to someone who understands their need to talk openly about their hang-ups, and even to go as far as helping them to fulfil their fantasies, obsessions, fetishes or whatever it is you like to call them.

Many of the guys or callers, as I refer to them. After all, thats what they are, actually feel quite guilty about their particular fantasy and say as much. Most are not even aware how common their fantasies are. They range from having sex with their sister or auntie to their mother-in-law, even their mothers. On the odd occasion, even their mother and father!

Some fantasise about their wives or girlfriends having sex with other men, either willingly or against their will. The most common fantasy of all is sex with a teenager. Again, its something they can never have and you know what they say about forbidden fruits!

Whatever their reason, fetish, fantasy or obsession, they need and will always need women like me to set them free of their tormenting demons so they can go about their daily lives rid of the evil that secretly lies within them. This desperate need they have which is so often suppressed is what makes Live Call Back companies and Premium Rate Lines such a popular, thriving industry.

However, there is a lighter side to the darkness that hides within the heart of man. A lightness that will shine throughout the pages of my book as I recount the tales of men who regularly call me, in the hope of fulfilling their Darkest Desires.

Chapter One

Where Did It All Begin

Hello. Live call back.....

This is how my day always starts for me. Could be 5am. Could be, on a bad day, 5pm. One things for sure, the days or nights are never boring, nor are they ever predictable.

Can you give me some details, please? More often than not, would come the reply. Or sometimes a timid, How much is it for a call?

My initial reply is always the same. Weve got girls from sixteen to seventy-three. And we do talk about anything. Do you want to know the price to your land line or to your mobile?

We didnt really have all those girls. We, are just little me. From Amber sixteen, to Mable seventy-three there is only ever me. And, when called for, I do the two-girl calls. Providing they are not the same age, that is. Ive been found out a couple of times but it is only to be expected. They are not all morons, well not all the time.

If its a guy Ive had several times in the same day I might hear;

Are you the girl Ive just spoken to on reception?

No! I vehemently reply. I wish I was, I tell them. Shes ten years younger than me (or twenty years younger if Im pretending to be sixty.) I sound so indignant at their suggestion that the idea is put right out of their heads. However, if they still insist that Im one and the same, I usually give in and say. Shes my sister. Yeah, right. Im an only child.

Astoundingly, Ive been as many as twenty different girls to some of my regulars, one of which Ive been having for over a year, now. Not only that, Ive been four different girls on reception when hes rung through to book a call. His phone number which I obviously know off by heart shows on my hand set. We dont accept withheld numbers. He still hasnt a clue, well, thats not completely true. He did once or twice suspect Id given him the same sixteen year old a couple of times, but he was never quite sure. Hes been one of the most difficult ones to do as different girls, as it goes. Mainly, because I know off by heart his particular fantasy; two fat girls having a cat fight. Now, hes settled on Chrissie, I make certain she gives him the best call. The fantasy always starts the same in a hot sweaty room and we are always on our time of the month. He likes very detailed descriptions; everything from what we are wearing on our feet to our long dangly earrings, then we proceed to knock the shit out of each other, quite literally. Shit, blood, piss and sweat is what turns him on. Surprisingly, hes not the only one; I have several others with similar fantasies. Maybe hes coming through to me in disguise, also. So, as I was saying, hes one of the hardest to do, because theres only so many ways you can do a cat fight.

One of my regulars summed it all up for me one time when I was doing a call with him, this is how its termed, doing a call with all call back companies. He said it was the best form of sexual release he knows without actually having to climb out of bed. And if youre going to do a fantasy, well it might as well be the most perverted ever imaginable, even unimaginable!

Now, for those of you who dont know; a Call back company, which is what I am, is completely different to premium rate lines. You know, the 0906/0909 numbers. Youve seen the adverts in all the Newspapers and Mens magazines. Some are advertised as chat lines others party lines, these are basically the same, soft chat lines. More accessible to all ages, however, only eighteen and above can use them. These calls are paid for by the callers land line phone bill. We, on the other hand, take payment by credit/debit card, cheque and postal order. We mainly advertise in an adult orientated daily newspaper. Along with the mens magazines, occasionally, but we are tucked away in the Classifieds in both paper and magazine. With us you have to book a call for a stated length of time and this is paid for when you book the call. Which will be terminated at that given time, either ten, fifteen, twenty minutes or however long the guy wants the call for. It can even be an open call lasting up to three hours, which I myself have done. As I said, we call you back. Hence the term Call Back.

The guy rings through, asks for details, we give the name of girls weve got on at the moment, (me). We always ask the age group theyre interested in. No foreign girls, though. I cant do accents. I can do posh bitch, schoolgirl, granny, dirty slapper, demure, bossy, northern, and southern. These are all the voices I can do. I can be cute or a bit dim. I can be submissive or dominating. I can be fat, thin, tall, short, small tits, big tits, hairy or shaven. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. Thankfully, all this lot sounds the same. But most of all, Im never me! On reception Im Dee Dee. This name came about from my first ever advert Darkest Desires. I took the initials DD and so, Dee Dee, was born. Dee Dee herself, however, was born out of Jolene, a fiery redhead who loves talking dirty. Dee Dees description is exactly the same. Jolene was who I was on the premium rate lines, when I first started out.