Robert Asprin - Myth-Ing Persons (Myth, Book 5)
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THERE is something sinfully satisfying about doing something you know you arent supposed to. This was roughly my frame of mind as I approached a specific nondescript tent at the Bazaar at Deva with my breakfast under my arm guilty, but smug.
Excuse me, young sahr!
I turned to find an elderly Deveel waving desperately at me as he hurried forward. Normally I would have avoided the encounter, as Deveels are always selling something and at the moment I wasnt buying, but since I wasnt in a hurry I decided to hear what he had to say.
Im glad I caught you in time, he said, struggling to catch his breath. While I dont usually meddle, you really dont want to go in there!
Why not? I was just
Do you know who lives there?
Well, actually I thought
That is the dwelling of the Great Skeeve!
Something about this busybody irritated me. Maybe it was the way he never let me finish a sentence. Anyway, I decided to string him along for a while.
The Great Skeeve?
You never heard of him? The Deveel seemed genuinely shocked. Hes probably the most powerful magician at the Bazaar.
My opinion of the busybody soared to new heights, but the game was too much fun to abandon.
Ive never had too much faith in magicians, I said with studied casualness. Ive found for the most part their powers are overrated.
The oldster rolled his eyes in exasperation.
That may be true in most cases, but not when it comes to the Great Skeeve! Did you know he consorts with Demons and has a dragon for a familiar?
I favored him with a worldly smile.
So what? Deva is a crossroads of the dimensions. Dimension travelers, or Demons as you call them, are the norm around here. As a Deveel, your main livelihood comes from dealing with Demons. As for the dragon, theres a booth not eight rows from here that sells dragons to anyone with the price.
No, no! You dont understand! Of course we all deal with Demons when it comes to business. The difference is that this Skeeve is actually friends with them invites them into his home and lives with them. One of his permanent house guests is a Pervert, and I dont know of a single Deveel who would stoop that low. Whats more, Ive heard it said that he has underworld connections.
The game was growing tiresome. Any points the Deveel had made with his tribute to the Great Skeeve had been lost with interest when he started commenting on Demons.
Well, thank you for your concern, I said, holding out my hand for a handshake. I promise you Ill remember everything youve said. What was your name again?
The Deveel grabbed my hand and began pumping it vigorously.
I am Aliman, and glad to be of assistance, he said with an ingratiating smile. If you really want to show your gratitude, remember my name. Should you ever be in need of a reputable magician, I have a nephew whos just getting started in the business. Im sure we could arrange some discount prices for you. Tell me, what is your name so I can tell him who to watch for?
I tightened my grip slightly and gave him my widest smile. Well, my friends call me Skeeve.
Ill be sure to tell SKEEVE?
The Deveels eyes widened, and his complexion faded from red to a delicate pink.
Thats right, I said, retaining my grip on his hand. Oh, and for your information Demons from Perv are called Pervects, not Perverts and hes not my house guest, hes my partner.
The Deveel was struggling desperately now, trying to free his hand.
Now then, how many customers have you scared away from my business with your tales about what a fearsome person I am?
The Deveel tore loose from my grip and vanished into the crowds, sounding an incoherent scream of terror as he went. In short, Aliman left. Right?
I watched him go with a certain amount of mischievous satisfaction. I wasnt really angry, mind you. We literally had more money than we could use right now, so I didnt begrudge him the customers. Still, I had never really paused to consider how formidable our operation must look from the outside. Viewing it now through a strangers eyes, I found myself more than a little pleased. Considering the dubious nature of my beginning, we had built ourselves quite a reputation over the last few years.
I had been serious when I told Aliman that I didnt have much faith in magicians. My own reputation was overrated to say the least, and if I was being billed as a powerful magician, it made the others of my profession more than a little suspect in my eyes. After several years of seeing the inside of the magic business, I was starting to wonder if any magician was really as good as people thought.
I was so wrapped up in these thoughts as I entered our humble tent that I had completely forgotten that I was supposed to be sneaking in. I was reminded almost immediately.
The reminder came in the form of a huge man who loomed up to block my path. Boss, he said in a squeaky little voice that was always surprising coming from such a huge body, you shouldnt ought to go out alone like that. How many times we got to tell you
Its all right, Nunzio, I said, trying to edge around him. I just ducked out to get some breakfast. Want a bagel?
Nunzio was both unconvinced and undaunted in his scolding.
How are we supposed to be your bodyguards if you keep sneaking off alone every chance you get? Do you know what Don Bruce would do to us if anything happened to you?
Cmon, Nunzio. You know how things are here at the Bazaar. If the Deveels see me with a bodyguard, the price of everything goes through the ceiling. Besides, I like being able to wander around on my own once in a while.
You can afford the higher prices. What you cant afford is to set yourself up as a target for every bozo who wants the rep of bagging the Great Skeeve.
I started to argue, but my conversation with Aliman flashed across my mind. Nunzio was right. There were two sides to having a reputation. If anyone believed the rumors at the Bazaar and still meant me harm, they would muster such firepower for the attempt that my odds for survival would be nonexistent.
Nunzio, I said slowly, you may be right, but in all honesty what could you and Guido do to stop a magical attack on me?
Not a thing, he said calmly. But theyd probably try to knock off your bodyguards first, and that might give you time to get away or hit them yourself before they could muster a second attack.
He said it easily, like you or I might say The sun rises in the east, but it shook me. It had never really occurred to me how expendable bodyguards are, or how readily they accept the dangers of their profession.
Ill try to remember that in the future, I said with a certain degree of grave humility. Whats more, I think I owe you and Guido an apology. Where is Guido, anyway?
Upstairs arguing with His Nibbs, Nunzio grinned.
As a matter of fact, I was looking for you to break it up when I found you had snuck out again.
Why didnt you say so in the first place?
What for? Theres no rush. Theyll be arguing until you get there. I figured it was more important to convince you to quit going out alone.
I groaned a little inside, but I had learned long ago the futility of arguing priorities with Nunzio. Well, thanks again for the advice, but Id better get upstairs before those two kill each other.
With that I headed across the courtyard for the fountain stairs to our offices
Courtyard? Fountain stairs?
What happened to the humble tent I was walking into a minute ago?
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