FIRST TRADE EDITION
Meatheads 2016 by Noah Wareness
Cover artwork 2016 by Erik Mohr
Cover design 2016 by Samantha Beiko
Interior design 2016 by Jared Shapiro

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Wareness, Noah, author
Meatheads, or, How to diy without getting killed / Noah Wareness.
Previously published by the author.
Issued in print and electronic formats.
ISBN 978-1-77148-388-9 (paperback).--ISBN 978-1-77148-389-6 (pdf)
I. Title. II. Title: How to diy without getting killed.
PS8645.A7567M43 2016 C813.6 C2016-901766-4
C2016-901767-2
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N oahs not my name. I live in a toner cartridge in a copier on a painted wood desk next to a bed in a little room at the top of eighteen stairs in a house of friends in the middle of a big city. Ive never made anything like this before.
In the order we met, this is for Melanie Lambrick, Nathan Garfat, Jessica Yeandle-Hignell, Emese Boyko, Justine Sawyer, Simon Frankson, Anthony Crage, Andy Anderson, Alexis Hogan, and Caela Butt.
I only know LAs founding punk scene through printed histories. Mostly thats Lexicon Devil by Brendan Mullen, Wild-Eyed Boy by Lori Wiener, American Hardcore by Steven Blush, and We Got The Neutron Bomb by Mark Spitz. I should have read them better, too.
Writers owe their supports and sources, but a story owes the stories behind it. Some of this ones closest links are called Cruddy, Peace, Riddley Walker, Blood Meridian, The Troika, and Nine Hundred Grandmothers. The last two are nearly forgotten, and you need to go find them. Thats actually the most important thing.
The AaAargh You Meant
B efore my parents were born, Saint Phil was writing about teenagers who spiked their hair, put bones through their noses and threw out all their inherited rules of space and time. You cant ever tell what comes true. Hardcore punk was a real thing that really happened and continues to mutate in the modern underground. Its shockwaves are still remaking peoples understanding of genuineness, ethics, and craft. When I was a teenager I was too scared and lazy to do more than put up my hair. This book is an attempted work of thanks.
Hardcores also young enough that most of the original kids who built it are still around. That means in the real world theyre people first, historical persons second, and myth persons third. I got the order backward and I hope this is okay with everybody. In particular, some of the myth people in the streets and stories of Lost Angeles are distortions of real historical people. Punks name themselves, mostly, and I didnt change those names, but when they do horrific or stupefying things, I dont mean to suggest the original people were capable of those actions.
That goes hardest for Darby Crash, who led the band Germs. During his quick life in the real world he pulled all kinds of manipulative stunts and positioned himself as this kind of messy teenage cult leader, but never anything like this. I know he was your friend, and you loved each other. Im sorry to be one more clueless traveller pissing at his grave. Darby Crash really did invent hardcore. He invented consciousness, too. Both those parts are true.
The Recline Of Western Civilization // We Got The
Neuron Balm

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
Mitch Hedberg
If you cut a face lengthwise, urinate on it, and trample on it with straw sandals, it is said that the skin will come off. This was heard by the priest Gyojaku when he was in Kyoto. It is information to be treasured.
Yamamoto Tsunetomo, Hagakure kikigaki
We wouldnt of played if I knew there was a barricade.
Jerry A, intro spiel at the last Poison Idea show
Back before all that shit went down and the punks had to take it to core, a crew we all know found a cheap house on the edge of the park, and they lived there for a couple of years. And it was the House of the Unfinished Basement, right, and the House of All Ways In. This is the joke of how it all began, and the house was called Anything Goes.
They stood sticks in the dirt til tomatoes grew. They pulled down a wall in the basement and did shows. Punkerd jump from the washer and dryer into the crowd. They had a dumpster copymachine they fixed with the guts from a lamp, and theyd truck it around in a sideless shopping cart, back when the roads were flat as your hand, so if your crew wanted to do zines theyd bring it out. They had to flush the parrot when it broke its neck fucking the windowpane, and then they got wasted on sugar cider and packed eight kids into the shitter, stuffing the corpse down with a mophandle and watching the feathers float up. They put the sofa up on phonebooks, punks sleeping underneath, and in the bathtub they made chowder and smokebombs.