List of original publications
Murmuration first published in Scotland On Sunday, November 25, 2012
The Fetish Club first published in Scotland On Sunday, January 8, 2012
A Glasgow Ambulance first published in Scotland On Sunday, December 20, 2009
The Monks Of Pluscarden first published in Scotland On Sunday, June 17, 2012
The Forth Bridge first published in Scotland On Sunday, November 20, 2011
The Ba first published in Scotland On Sunday, February 21, 2010
Barlinnie first published in Scotland On Sunday, February 12, 2012
The Fortieth Lambing Of Bert Leitch first published in Scotland On Sunday, April 29, 2012
Glasgow Central amalgamated from two articles, previously published in Scotland On Sunday, March 17, 2013, and The Herald, September 7, 2013
Karaoke At The Horseshoe Bar first published in Scotland On Sunday, December 4, 2011
The Hawick Common Riding first published in Scotland On Sunday, November 6, 2011
The Naturists Of Loch Lomond first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 9, 2010
Ladies Day At Musselburgh first published in Scotland On Sunday, June 19, 2011
The Last Voyage Of Jimmy McFarlane first published in Scotland On Sunday, June 24, 2012
Showfolk first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 29, 2011
The Waterloo first published in Scotland On Sunday, March 20, 2011
The Anatomy Rooms first published in Scotland On Sunday, October 24, 2010
Ye May Gang Faur And Fare Waur first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 27, 2012
Up-Helly-Aa first published in Scotland On Sunday, January 30, 2011
The Fishermen Of Dalmarnock first published in Scotland On Sunday, September 17, 2010
Kingussie vs Newtonmore first published in Scotland On Sunday, August 21, 2011
Thistle vs Rose first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 23, 2010
At The Berries first published in Scotland On Sunday, July 3, 2011
Whatever Happened To The Castlemilk Lads first published in Scotland On Sunday, June 19, 2012
Jesus George first published in Scotland On Sunday, September 4, 2011
A Day At The Peats first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 27, 2012
A Night At The Dogs first published in Scotland On Sunday, September 6, 2009
The Cisco Kid Lives In Cumbernauld first published in Scotland On Sunday, December 6, 2009
Val At The Crown And Anchor first published in Scotland On Sunday, November 4, 2012
Fox-hunting first published in Scotland On Sunday, December 4, 2011
The Lodging House Mission first published in Scotland On Sunday, July 8, 2012
The Royal Caledonian Ball first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 12, 2013
Doo Men first published in Scotland On Sunday, May 30, 2010
Oystermen first published in Scotland On Sunday, September 30, 2012
Extreme Cleaners first published in Scotland On Sunday, December 2, 2012
The World Stone Skimming Championships first published in Scotland On Sunday, October 2, 2011
Jacobites first published in Scotland On Sunday, August 23, 2009
Luigi Corvi first published in Scotland On Sunday, November 21, 2010
Memorial Benches first published in Scotland On Sunday, March 4, 2012
The Renfrew Ferry first published in Scotland On Sunday, January 31, 2010
A Ploughing Match first published in Scotland On Sunday, October 2, 2011
Arthurs Seat first published in Scotland On Sunday, April 1, 2012
Peter Ross is a journalist based in Glasgow. He has worked on the staff of Scotland On Sunday, The Sunday Herald and The List, and is a six time winner at the Scottish Press Awards. He is married with two children and lives in the south of the city.
He is on Twitter as @peteralanross
DAUNDERLUST
PETER ROSS
First published in Great Britain
and in the United States of America in 2014
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ISBN: 978-1-908737-76-2
ISBNe: 978-1-908737-77-9
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For Jo, James and Jack with all my love.
Acknowledgements
Id like to thank the editor and publishers of Scotland On Sunday for allowing the publication of these stories in this book. They were written under the guidance of Kenny Farquharson and Fiona Leith, and I am indebted to them for advice, encouragement and support. Thanks, too, to my colleagues on the paper writers, photographers and editors for their inspiring comradeship. I am also grateful to Robert Davidson of Sandstone Press for his belief in this book. Finally, a word of thanks to the many wonderful people who appear in these pages, without whom Scotland, and my writing, would be much poorer.
daunder v&n saunter or stroll in a leisurely way: Shall we take a wee daunder up Sauchiehall Street?
lust n&v desire, ardour, compulsive need; a sensation experienced often on said street, esp on a Friday night.
Contents
Introduction
THERE are more things in Irvine and Perth than are dreamt of in our philosophy. That, anyway, has long been my philosophy when writing about this country for the newspapers. Scotland and its people are endlessly surprising, funny, moving, maddening, wise, weird, industrious and daft. When you go out on a story you never know quite what you are going to see and hear. The one certainty is that it will be worth paying attention. For me, that means carrying a pen and notebook.
In five years of writing for Scotland On Sunday, I have carried these everywhere: to villages and cities, islands and forests; on to canal barges and into karaoke bars, monasteries and morgues; I have written down the words of drag queens and drug addicts, sheep farmers and street preachers, monks, drunks and dudes smoking skunk. In doing so, I have developed what can best be described as an addiction to Scotland, or more specifically an addiction to making journeys within it a need, an urge; a daunderlust.
These articles represent the spoils of that urge. We live in a culture completely in thrall to the idea of celebrity. For me, though, the great characters of these pages Tommy Farmfoods, Jesus George, Val Morrison and Woijech the Fly to name just four are far more enthralling than most famous people; some, indeed, are superstars within their own milieu. To call them ordinary people would be plain wrong, but it is true that their lives are largely unsung, even Luigi Corvi, the 25 stone chip shop owner who performs operatic arias while serving fish suppers at Glasgow Cross. This has been one of the great delights of my work to seek out these extraordinary folk and bring them to the attention of the reading public.