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CALLAHANS KEY
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This one is for Guy Immesa
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
THIS BOOK WOULD not have been possible without certain key speculations by cosmologists Alan Guth, Sidney Coleman, and Sir Martin Rees, which I encountered in John Brockmans splendid book THE
THIRD CULTURE; my thanks to them for their unwitting assistance.
Possible or not, this book would have been much less plausible without the witting
assistance of the following friends, colleagues, acquaintances, and kindly strangers: Guy Immega (roboticist), Douglas Beder (physicist), David Sloan (physicist), Jaymie Matthews (astrophysicist), Jef Raskin (interface expert; chief designer for the Macintosh), Douglas Scott (cosmologist), Michael Spencer (blacksmith; philosopher), Bill McCutcheon (astrophysicist), David Measday (astrophysicist), Joseph Green (writer; NASA alumnus), the uncredited creators of the NASA website, Dean Ing (writer; auto designer/builder; military aviation expert) Laurence M. Jamfer (writer; polymath), Ben Bova (writer; space travel expert), Douglas Girling (systems analyst; aerospace expert), Ed Thelen (Internet Nike expert), and Ted Powell (programmer; cyberhistorian; skeptic).
And those are just the people who helped with the science component of this story! (Any errors arising from my misunderstanding of what they told me are, of course, all their fault, for not explaining it better.)
Other invaluable assistance, advice, inspiration, or permission to quote was provided by Spider John Koemer (musician), Don Ross (musician), the Beatles (the Beatles), David Gerrold (writer; cat servant), Stephen Gaskin (hippie; writer; Head Judge for the first and second annual International Cannabis Cup competitions in Amsterdam), Virginia Heinlein (retired naval officer; biochemist; widow of Robert A. Heinlein), Lord Buckley (saint), Will Soto (tightrope-walking juggler), the Key West Cultural Preservation Society and just about every Key West local Ive ever met. Special thanks must go to the superb Key West writer Laurence Shames, whose contribution to this story (like those of Rees, Guth, and Coleman, above) was crucial, although quite unwitting.
And my ongoing gratitude goes to the alt.callahans Usenet newsgroup, for keeping me grounded.
All their efforts-and any efforts of my own-would have come to naught without the massive ongoing love and support of my cherished wife Jeanne or the acumen of my agent Eleanor Wood .
.. or the sagacity and kindness of my editor Patrick LoBrutto, who found several structural defects and showed me how to fix them. And my friend Ted Powell deserves a second mention here, for his work as volunteer creator and keeper of my website (which can be found at http://psg.com/~ted/spider/).
Another second mention, and credit where its due: the new name that Doc Webster suggests for gamma-ray bursters, herein, is my own invention but the exquisite topper Mei-Ling comes up with was coined not by me but by Dr. Jaymie Matthews (who also came up with the title for my triweekly Technology column in The Globe and Mail, Past Imperfect, Future Tenser).
Finally, my thanks to the late great madman Henry Morrison Flagler, without whom the whole enterprise would not have been necessary-and to you, without whom it would have been pointless.
-Howe Sound, British Columbia 9 June, 1999
Reality is what doesnt go away when you stop believing in it
-PHILIP K. DICK
If it aint one thing, its two things.
-GRANDFATHER STONEBENDER
CHAPTER ONE
Cold Reboot
The future will be better tomorrow.
-J. Danforth Quayle
ITS ALWAYS COLDEST before the warm.
Oh, it could have been colder that day, I guess-I hear there are places up north where fifty below is considered a balmy day. But it could be a lot hotter than where I am now, if it comes to that. This is just about as warm as I care to be-and the day the whole thing started, I was as cold as I ever hope to get again in my life.
It was only twenty below, that day but for Long Island, thats unusually frosty, even in the dead of winter. Which that winter surely was: dead as folk music. Dead as Marys Place.
Dead as Callahans Place. Dead as my life, or my hopes for the future. Youve read Steinbecks THE
WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT? Well, 1989 was the winter of our despair
Its the little things you remember. You know how snow gets into your boots and makes you miserable? I had been forced to stagger through a drift of snow so deep it had gotten into my pants. A set of long underwear makes a wonderful wick. The damp patches from above and below had met at my knees almost at once.
Not that snow of yesterdays blizzard had fallen to a depth of waist height. Long Island isnt Nova Scotia or anything. My long soggies were simply the result of my tax dollars at work.
Just as Id been in sight of my home-driving with extreme caution, and cursing the damned Town of Smithtown that should have plowed this stretch of Route 25A yesterday, for Chrissake-I had seen the town snowplow, coming toward me from the east. Id experienced a microsecond of elation before the situation became clear to me, and then I had moaned and banged my forehead against the steering wheel.
Sure enough, the plow sailed by my home at a stately twenty miles an hour, trailing a long line of cars and trucks nearly berserk with rage and utterly buried my driveway with snow, to the aforementioned waist height.
I knew perfectly well that there was nowhere else I could possibly park my car along that stretch of two-lane highway anywhere within even unreasonable walking distance of home in either direction-except the one driveway that I knew perfectly well the sonofabitching plow was about to stop and plow out, which it did. The one right next door to mine. The driveway of the Antichrist, where I would not have parked at gunpoint.
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