Jack B. Quick - The Unicorn Poop Joke Book

What has a horn, four hooves, and floats through the air? A balloon-icorn! What has four legs, a mane, and a horn? A lion playing the trumpet! What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! Whats big, ugly, and blue? A monster holding its breath! Why did the witch have to call the plumber? Hubble bubble, toilet trouble! What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey! What do you call a baby unicorn? A uni-kernel! What do you call it when the queen goes to the bathroom? A royal flush! What do snowmen sing to Santa Claus? Freeze a jolly good fellow! What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? Its been nice gnawing you! What kind of nuts have no shell? Donuts! What do you call a wizard with a jetpack? A flying sorcerer! Do you like the jokes in this book? No, they're too uni-corny! What do you call a sprite with a twisted ankle? A hoblin goblin! What do you call a magical dog? A labra-cadabra-dor! What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand witch! What do you call a female elf? A shelf! What kind of phone does a mermaid use? A shell phone! Where do elves go to dance? A snowball! What insect knows magic? A spelling bee! What do you call a horse with a ladle on its head? A spoon-icorn! What kind of pet is the loudest? A trumpet! Why didnt Jacks mother believe his story about the giant? He was always telling tall tales! Why did the baker stop making donuts? She was bored of the hole business! Did you hear about the magician who could make himself invisible? He wasnt much to look at! What is a queens mos t treasured item of clothing? Her reign-coat! Zeus: Has the goddess of war been here today? Hercules: Yes, Athena a while ago! What tests do wizards take? Hexaminations! Whats a ghosts top par ty game? Hide and shriek! Why did the mummy call the doctor? Because it was coffin! Why can you always hear mumbling outside Jacks house? Because Jack and the b eans talk! What did the witch do when she got on stage? She gave a screech! Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road! Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the bottom of the ocean!