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If celebrities that have gone to a better place could come back and give us one piece of priceless advice, what would it be?
  • Karen Carpenter: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
  • John F. Kennedy: Dont mess with Texas.
  • Mama Cass: Chew your food thoroughly and carefully.
  • James Dean: Click it or ticket!
  • From presidents to pop stars, Advice from Dead Celebrities imagines what pearls of wisdom the dearly (sometimes darkly) departed would impart to us. Complete with hilarious illustrations of our favorite dead celebs, this one-of-a-kind volume will make readers die laughing.

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    Advice
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    A. J. B ARNES
    Illustrated by A ARON W AITE
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    Advice from Alive Lawyers
    The pearls of wisdom on the following pages have not been provided or endorsed by any of the celebrities whose names appear in this bookthough that should be blindingly obvious given that they all have one thing in common: every last one of the people mentioned in this book is dead. Sadly, the deceased have played no part in contributing to this book. Perhaps even sadder, the advice enclosed is exclusively the diseased imagining of the Author, and even he refuses to be held accountable for damages caused by anyone dumb enough to take anything in this book seriously. Mama Cass Elliot A MERICAN S INGER M EMBER OF THE M AMAS THE P APAS - photo 3
    Mama Cass Elliot
    A MERICAN S INGER, M EMBER OF THE M AMAS & THE P APAS (September 19, 1941July 29, 1974) Chew your food
    thoroughly and carefully. Julia Child A MERICAN C HEF A UTHOR T ELEVISION P ERSONALITY August 15 - photo 4
    Julia Child
    A MERICAN C HEF, A UTHOR, T ELEVISION P ERSONALITY (August 15, 1912August 13, 2004) One day, all that butter will catch up to you (Im looking at you, Paula Deen). Don Knotts A MERICAN C OMIC A CTOR July 21 1924February 24 2006 Playing - photo 5
    Don Knotts
    A MERICAN C OMIC, A CTOR (July 21, 1924February 24, 2006) Playing second fiddle will only leave you whistling Dixie. John Lennon B RITISH M USICIAN S ONGWRITER October 9 1940December 8 1980 - photo 6
    John Lennon
    B RITISH M USICIAN, S ONGWRITER (October 9, 1940December 8, 1980) Bros before hoes. John Lennon B RITISH M USICIAN S ONGWRITER October 9 1940December 8 1980 - photo 6
    John Lennon
    B RITISH M USICIAN, S ONGWRITER (October 9, 1940December 8, 1980) Bros before hoes.

    Corey Haim Get lost. Brandon Lee Dont bring a gun to a fake fight. Andrew Koenig Every boner has a tragic ending. Amy Winehouse If they try to make you go to rehab,
    say, Yes, yes, yes. Karen Carpenter Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Bruce Lee C HINESE-AMERICAN A CTOR M ARTIAL A RTIST November 27 1940July - photo 7

    Bruce Lee
    C HINESE-AMERICAN A CTOR, M ARTIAL A RTIST (November 27, 1940July 20, 1973) The family that works together, dies together. Gary Coleman A MERICAN A CTOR February 8 1968May 28 2010 Being a child - photo 8
    Gary Coleman
    A MERICAN A CTOR (February 8, 1968May 28, 2010) Being a child star
    is a tall order. Marlon Brando A MERICAN A CTOR April 3 1924July 1 2004 Heres an offer you - photo 9
    Marlon Brando
    A MERICAN A CTOR (April 3, 1924July 1, 2004) Heres an offer you cant refusea little diet and
    exercise never killed anyone. John Ritter A MERICAN A CTOR V OICEOVER A RTIST C OMEDIAN September 17 - photo 10
    John Ritter
    A MERICAN A CTOR, V OICEOVER A RTIST, C OMEDIAN (September 17, 1948September 11, 2003) Its only cool to have a dumb blonde for a roommate if shes dumb enough to sleep with you. John Ritter A MERICAN A CTOR V OICEOVER A RTIST C OMEDIAN September 17 - photo 10
    John Ritter
    A MERICAN A CTOR, V OICEOVER A RTIST, C OMEDIAN (September 17, 1948September 11, 2003) Its only cool to have a dumb blonde for a roommate if shes dumb enough to sleep with you.

    Vincent van Gogh I said, DONT listen to a word people say. Let it go in one ear and out the other. Charles M. Schulz When life hands you rocks, bitch to the lesbian. Evel Knievel White men can jump. Curly Howard Stupid sells.

    Desi Arnaz Always be prepared to splain yourself. Charlton Heston When I said, from my cold, dead hands,
    I was joking. Well, I guess you have my guns now. James Dean A MERICAN A CTOR C ULTURAL I CON February 8 1931September 30 - photo 11

    James Dean
    A MERICAN A CTOR, C ULTURAL I CON (February 8, 1931September 30, 1955) Click it or ticket. Bela Lugosi H UNGARIAN S TAGE A ND S CREEN A CTOR October 20 1882August 16 - photo 12
    Bela Lugosi
    H UNGARIAN S TAGE A ND S CREEN A CTOR (October 20, 1882August 16, 1956) Typecasting really sucks
    the fun out of things. Burgess Meredith A MERICAN A CTOR November 16 1907September 9 1997 Eat - photo 14
    Burgess Meredith
    A MERICAN A CTOR (November 16, 1907September 9, 1997) Eat lightning and
    crap thunder. Pat Morita A MERICAN A CTOR June 28 1932November 24 2005 Fuck the wax - photo 15
    Pat Morita
    A MERICAN A CTOR (June 28, 1932November 24, 2005) Fuck the wax.
    Sweep the leg. Charlie Chaplin B RITISH A CTOR F ILM D IRECTOR C OMPOSER April 16 - photo 16
    Charlie Chaplin
    B RITISH A CTOR, F ILM D IRECTOR, C OMPOSER (April 16, 1889December 25, 1977) Jayne Mansfield Always opt for a hat over a scarf. Charlie Chaplin B RITISH A CTOR F ILM D IRECTOR C OMPOSER April 16 - photo 16
    Charlie Chaplin
    B RITISH A CTOR, F ILM D IRECTOR, C OMPOSER (April 16, 1889December 25, 1977) Jayne Mansfield Always opt for a hat over a scarf.

    Gloria Stuart Your heart will go on until it doesnt. Natalie Wood Life preservers go with everything. Aaron Spelling Zip codes matter. Good genes dont. Ed Wood Shitty work can still make you famous. Stanley Kubrick Its not right until its perfect.

    Its not right until its perfect. Its not right until its perfect. James Doohan C ANADIAN A CTOR V OICEOVER A RTIST March 3 1920July 20 2005 - photo 17

    James Doohan
    C ANADIAN A CTOR, V OICEOVER A RTIST (March 3, 1920July 20, 2005) You can only be beamed
    up so far. Albert Einstein G ERMAN-AMERICAN S CIENTIST March 14 1879April 18 1955 E - photo 18
    Albert Einstein
    G ERMAN-AMERICAN S CIENTIST (March 14, 1879April 18, 1955) E = shampoo, cut, and blow-dry. Lucille Ball A MERICAN A CTRESS August 6 1911April 26 1989 In the factory - photo 19
    Lucille Ball
    A MERICAN A CTRESS (August 6, 1911April 26, 1989) In the factory line of life, sometimes you just have to stuff your bra. Lewis Carroll If theres grass on the field, its okay to jump through the looking glass.

    Clark Gable Just dont give a damn. Michael Crichton Nothings dead forever. Phil Harris Fishing for crab might be the deadliest job, but a three-packs-a-day habit will kill you first. J. M. Barrie Be a little boy forever.

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