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Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isnt all its cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites arent party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining. Whether shes reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesnt like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

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Raves for Jen Lancaster

Bright Lights, Big Ass

Lessons weve learned from Jen Lancaster: Bitter is the new black; Target is the new Neimans; pit bulls and surly neighbors are the new Samanthas, Charlottes and Mirandas; and midday whiskey is always a good idea. Bright Lights, Big Ass is a bittersweet treat for anyone whos ever survived the big city.

Jennifer Weiner

Refreshing, hysterical, illuminating! From the title on, Bright Lights, Big Ass is an anti-haute hoot. In a voice thats charming and snarky, hilarious and human, Jen Lancaster tells the ultraglamorous truth about real big-city living. And its better than anything on TV. Jen Lancaster does not teeter around on Manolo Blahniks or have lobster for breakfast. She eats pork chops and Lucky Charms. She dreams of shopping sprees at Target. She works temp jobs and spends too much time Googling things online. She wears footie pajamas. In other words, shes a lot like the rest of us. Thank God! And this wonderful, sweet, funny book proves once and for all that Carrie Bradshaw and her Sex and the City cronies are big, fat liars. Of course. Of course they are.

Lori Jakiela, author of Miss New York Has Everything

Bright Lights, Big Ass is brightly crafted and big on laughs. Jen Lancaster is wickedly funny, refreshingly honest and totally unapologetic.

Caprice Crane, author of Stupid and Contagious and Forget About It

Jen Lancaster may be one of the few authors around capable of writing her own sitcom; shes smart, wry, and never afraid to point out her own shortcomings while letting us into her uniquely funny world.

Melanie Lynne Hauser, author of Super Mom Saves the World

Jen Lancaster is the Holy Trinity of funny.

Nicole Del Sesto, author of All Encompassing Trip

After reading Bright Lights, Big Ass , Im convinced Jen Lancaster is the illegitimate love child of Nora Ephron and David Sedaris. Shes simply that greata genetic hybrid of two of Americas most loved writers. In Bright Lights , Big Ass , Jen Lancaster gives the proverbial finger to the Carrie Bradshaw lifestyle trading Barneys, Manolo Blahnik, and Bergdorfs for her very own shopping Holy Trinity: Target, Trader Joes and Ikea, allowing women everywhere to rejoice in their $60 Issac Mizrahi Target coats.

Robert Rave, author of Conversations & Cosmopolitans:

How to Give Your Mother a Hangover

Jen Lancaster is like David Sedaris with pearls and a supercute handbag.

Jennifer Coburn

Part Seinfeld , part antidote to Sex and the City , Bright Lights, Big Ass is the must read for anyone who has ever suffered through a regretfully torturous workout with her trainer, a run-in with irrational, perhaps psychotic neighbors, a long-winded, insipid telemarketer or the black hole known as Ikea. (And really, isnt this everyone?) Nothing and no one is spared from Jen Lancasters acerbically sharp wit, as she gives voice to all of the things we wish we could say, but dont. I defy you not to laugh out loud on nearly every page. Someone give this girl her own show, already! That would be must-see TV.

Allison Winn Scotch, author of The Department of Lost and Found

Bitter Is the New Black

The funniest new author from the blogosphere. A must read.

Jessica Cutler, Author of The Washingtonienne

A wry account of job seeking peppered with scathing one-liners.

The Washington Post

An irreverent, abrasive, and funny self-portrait.

Chattanooga TimesFree Press

Bright Lights, Big Ass

A Self-Indulgent, Surly Ex-Sorority Girls Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

Jen Lancaster

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First published by New American Library, a division of Penguin Group (USA) Inc.

Copyright Jen Lancaster, 2007
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LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA:

Lancaster, Jen, 1967

Bright lights, big ass / Jen Lancaster.p. cm.ISBN: 1-4295-3414-11. Lancaster, Jen, 19672. Authors, American21st centuryBiography. 3.
Chicago (Ill.)Social life and customs. I. Title.PS3612.A54748Z466 2007813'.6dc22
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For Angie, Carol, Jennifer, and Wendy,
who were there from the very first word
and who promise to host an intervention
(complete with umbrella drinks)
should the need arise

Contents

Authors Note

These stories are true, and the characters are real, as are the events. However, Ive changed names and descriptions to protect the innocent and to keep my stupid neighbors from egging my house.

Where skin-deep is the mode, your traditional
domestic values are not going to take root and flourish.

J AY M CINERNEY, B RIGHT L IGHTS, B IG C ITY


Youre moving to Chicago? Ha!
Youll come crawling home the first time
you bounce a rent check.

T ODD L ANCASTER, M AY 6, 1996

Bright Lights, Big Ass


from the desk of Miss Jennifer A. Lancaster Dear Carrie Bradshaw,
You are a fucking liar.
And for that matter, so are Jay McInerney, Bret Easton Ellis, and everyone else whos ever claimed city life to be nothing but a magical, mythical, all-around transcendent experience chock-full of beautiful, morally ambiguous people lounging around at fabulous parties, clad in stilettos, and offering up free piles of blow.
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