Briscoe - 99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers

by Tom Briscoe

hatecats.com All characters and events portrayed in this book are probably real. Any similarity to real persons or cats, living or dead, is in your own mind unless you happen to be the cartoonist himself, his lovely spouse or adorable children. Copyright 2012, Tom Briscoe
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored or transmitted without express written permission by the cartoonist. So there. For Mind,
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Reason 1:
They eat your plants.
Reason 2:
They eat your other pets.
Reason 3:
They only love you at dinner time.
Reason 4:
Smelling the litter box
Reason 5:
Cleaning the litter box
Reason 6:
Cleaning around the litter box
Reason 7:
Cats land on their feet no matter how far you throw them.
Reason 8:
Fighting at 1 a.m.
Reason 9:
Obsessive ribbon eating
Reason 10:
Hair ball hurking at 2 a.m.
Reason 11:
Fighting at 4 a.m.
Reason 12:
Waking up in the morning before you do
Reason 13:
Cat butt in the face
Reason 14:
Defecates to show displeasure
Reason 15:
They refuse to get a job
Reason 16:
And they sleep all day.
Reason 17:
Women think cats are people.
Reason 18:
Pretending not to understand English
Reason 19:
Thinking every can is full of tuna
Reason 20:
Climbing your leg like its a tree
Reason 21:
If cats could vote, they wouldnt bother.
Reason 22:
Bathing in your own spit is gross.
Reason 23:
You cant help liking them as kittens.
Reason 24:
But they still grow up into cats.
Reason 25:
Cats knock over your stuff...
Reason 26:
From the top of your tallest bookshelf.
Reason 27:
Cats will steal their own food.
Reason 28:
They binge mindlessly on the spoils.
Reason 29:
Then they barf it all back up.
Reason 30:
And then cry for more food.
Reason 31:
Cat pee stinks.
Reason 32:
Theyre faster than a thrown pillow.