James Schmiz - The Witches of Karres

It was around the hub of the evening on the planet of Porlumma when Captain Pausert, commercial traveler from the Republic of Nikkeldepain, met the first of the witches of Karres.

It was just plain fate, so far as he could see.

He was feeling pretty good as he left a high-priced bar on a cobbled street near the spaceport, with the intention of returning straight to his ship. There hadnt been an argument, exactly. But someone had grinned broadly, as usual, when the captain pronounced the name of his native system; and the captain had pointed out then, with considerable wit, how much more ridiculous it was to call a planet Porlumma, for instance, than to call it Nikkeldepain.

He then proceeded to collect an increasing number of pained stares as he continued with a detailed comparison of the varied, interesting, and occasionally brilliant role Nikkeldepain had played in history with Porlummas obviously dull and dumpy status as a sixth-rate Empire outpost.

In conclusion, he admitted frankly that he wouldnt care to be found dead on Porlumma.

Somebody muttered loudly in Imperial Universum that in that case it might be better if he didnt hang around Porlumma too long. But the captain only smiled politely, paid for his two drinks, and left.

There was no point in getting into a rhubarb on one of these border planets. Their citizens still had an innocent notion that they ought to act like frontiersmen but then the Law always showed up at once.

Yes, he felt pretty good. Up to the last four months of his young life, he had never looked on himself as being particularly patriotic. But compared to most of the Empires worlds, Nikkeldepain was downright attractive in its stuffy way. Besides, he was returning there solvent would they ever be surprised!

And awaiting him, fondly and eagerly, was Illyla, the Miss Onswud, fair daughter of the mighty Councilor Onswud, and the captains secretly betrothed for almost a year. She alone had believed in him

The captain smiled and checked at a dark cross-street to get his bearings on the spaceport beacon. Less than half a mile away He set off again. In about six hours hed be beyond the Empires space borders and headed straight for Illyla.

Yes, she alone had believed! After the prompt collapse of the captains first commercial venture a miffel-fur farm, largely on capital borrowed from Councilor Onswud the future had looked very black. It had even included a probable ten-year stretch of penal servitude for willful and negligent abuse of entrusted monies. The laws of Nikkeldepain were rough on debtors.

But youve always been looking for someone to take out the old Venture and get her back into trade! Illyla reminded her father tearfully.

Umm, yes! But its in the blood, my dear! His great-uncle Threbus went the same way! It would be far better to let the law take its course, said Councilor Onswud, glaring at Pausert who remained sulkily silent. He had tried to explain that the mysterious epidemic which suddenly wiped out most of the stock of miffels wasnt his fault. In fact, he more than suspected the tricky hand of young Councilor Rapport who had been wagging futilely around Illyla for the last couple of years

The Venture, now! Councilor Onswud mused, stroking his long, craggy chin. Pausert can handle a ship, at least, he admitted.

That was how it happened. Were they ever going to be surprised! For even the captain realized that Councilor Onswud was unloading all the dead fish that had gathered the dust of his warehouses for the past fifty years on him and the Venture, in a last, faint hope of getting some return on those half-forgotten investments. A value of eighty-two thousand maels was placed on the cargo; but if hed brought even three-quarters of it back in cash, all would have been well.

Instead well, it started with that lucky bet on a legal point with an Imperial official at the Imperial capital itself. Then came a six-hour race fairly won against a small, fast private yacht the old Venture 7333 had been a pirate-chaser in the last century and still could produce twice the speed her looks suggested. From then on the captain was socially accepted as a sporting man and was in on a long string of jovial parties and meets.

Jovial and profitable the wealthier Imperials just couldnt resist a gamble, and the penalty the captain always insisted on was that they had to buy.

He got rid of the stuff right and left. Inside of twelve weeks, nothing remained of the original cargo except two score bundles of expensively-built but useless tinklewood fishing rods, one dozen gross bales of useful but unattractive allweather cloaks, and a case of sophisticated educational toys which showed a disconcerting tendency to explode when jarred or dropped. Even on a bet, nobody would take those three items. But the captain had a strong hunch they had been hopefully added to the cargo from his own stocks by Councilor Rapport; so his failure to sell them didnt break his heart.

He was a neat twenty percent net ahead, at that point -

And finally came this last-minute rush delivery of medical supplies to Porlumma on the return route. That haul alone would repay the miffel farm losses three times over!

The captain grinned broadly into the darkness. Yes, theyd be surprised but just where was he now?

He checked again in the narrow street, searching for the port beacon in the sky. There it was off to his left and a little behind him. Hed gotten turned around somehow.

He set off carefully down an excessively dark little alley. It was one of those towns where everybody locked their front doors at night and retired to lit-up enclosed courtyards at the backs of the houses. There were voices and the rattling of dishes nearby and occasional whoops of laughter and singing all around him; but it was all beyond high walls which let little or no light into the alley.

It ended abruptly in a cross-alley and another wall. After a moments debate the captain turned to the left again. Light spilled out on his new route a hundred yards ahead where a courtyard was opened on the alley. From it, as he approached, came the sound of doors being violently slammed and then a sudden loud mingling of voices.

Yeee-eep! shrilled a high, childish voice. It could have been mortal agony, terror, or even hysterical laughter. The captain broke into an apprehensive trot.

Yes, I see you up there! a man shouted excitedly in Universum. I caught you now you get down from those boxes! Ill skin you alive! Fifty-two customers sick of the stomach-ache YOW!

The last exclamation was accompanied by a sound as of a small, loosely built wooden house collapsing, and was followed by a succession of squeals and an angry bellowing, in which the only distinguishable words were: threw the boxes on me! Then more sounds of splintering wood.

Hey! yelled the captain indignantly from the corner of the alley.

All action ceased. The narrow courtyard, brightly illuminated by a single overhead light, was half covered with a tumbled litter of empty wooden boxes. Standing with his foot temporarily caught in one of them was a very large fat man dressed all in white and waving a stick. Momentarily cornered between the wall and two of the boxes, over one of which she was trying to climb, was a smallish, fair-haired girl dressed in a smock of some kind which was also white. She might be about fourteen, the captain thought a helpless kid, anyway.

What you want? grunted the fat man, pointing the stick with some dignity at the captain.

Lay off the kid! rumbled the captain, edging into the courtyard.

Mind your own business! shouted the fat man, waving his stick like a club. Ill take care of her! She