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Crap at My Parents House is a laugh-out-loud celebration of all the weird, odd, and unfathomably tacky stuff that our moms and dads accumulate without our knowledge or consent. Comedian Joel Dovev has compiled and commented upon the best (or would that be worst?) items submitted by folks from around the globe in a very funnybut fairway, revealing all those dirty secrets that range from deer hoof bottle openers and plush Oscar Meyer Wienermobiles to soccer-playing Jesus ceramics and grizzly bear toilet paper holders. Whether youre 15 or 65 and still shaking your head at your mom and dads decorating choices, Crap at My Parents House is a reason to be thankful for parents being so unintentionally hilarious.

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Editor David Cashion Designer Danielle Young Production Manager Jules - photo 1 Editor: David Cashion
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Production Manager: Jules Thomson Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Dovev, Joel. Crap at my parents house / Joel Dovev. p. cm. ISBN 978-1-4197-0073-6 (alk. paper) 1.

House furnishings--United States--Humor. 2. House furnishings--United States--Pictorial works. I. Title. TX311.D68 2011 645--dc22 2011004222 Text and compilation copyright 2011 Joel Dovev Published in 2011 by Abrams Image, an imprint of ABRAMS.

All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the publisher. Abrams Image books are available at special discounts when purchased in quantity for premiums and promotions as well as fundraising or educational use. Special editions can also be created to specification. For details, contact specialsales@abramsbooks.com or the address below. wwwabramsbookscom It all started when I was visiting my mothers house - photo 2
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It all started when I was visiting my mothers house in suburban Massachusetts for my youngest brothers high school graduation.

She asked me to go down to the basement and collect some frozen meat from the refrigerator. Since Im a lifetime, card-carrying member of the Im a scaredy-cat of the cellar club, it was a task I was less than enthusiastic to perform. Nonetheless, fetching leftover bags of chicken from an oh-so-long-ago Rosh Hashanah is one of my sacred duties as a good Jewish son, so I did it. When I opened the freezer, the ghost of briskets past fell to the ground. The thing was overflowing with meatand nothing else. Just for kicks, I opened the fridge door beneath.

It was a barren Frigidaire wasteland... except for a lone, nearly empty bottle of Manischewitz wine. (Although I cant swear to it, I believe the official sommelier ranking of Manischewitz places it slightly higher than cough syrup.) Standing alone in front of an open refrigerator (a serious offense in my house), I found myself laughing hysterically and muttering, In case of emergency bris. When I went back upstairs, I started to look at everything in the house with a different set of eyes. On the mantel there was the usual collection of bizarre Judaica: a menorah, a dreidel, a shofar, and a small replica of a three-masted galleon from the eighteenth century. What are we, Jewish pirates? I thought.

Then it came to me: I cant be the only one whos a little confused (and somewhat appalled) by parental taste in decorating and by what they keep in their home (and refuse to put by the curb). Crap at My Parents House Anonymous was probably a little too complicated to set up, I thought, but a blog might be an easier way to commiserate, work through these feelings, and finally take advantage of this Internet thing everyone has been raving about. And so, armed with my cell phone camera and the determination of a poor comedian tired of eating ramen noodles six days a week, I began my search for crap. I had to be stealthy in my approach. What mother wants her son to take pictures of her crap with the sole intention of posting it on the Internet for friends, family, prospective employers, and registered nurses/sexual offenders to see? First I found a Sports Illustrated from 1983 with full-time wrestler and part-time actor Terry Hulk Hogan Bollea gracing the cover in all his mustached glory. I combed through old drawings, Simon and Garfunkel cassettes, and a few disappointing report cards with concerned notes from teachers and school psychologists.

Then I found our familys secret stash of humidifiers and airplane life vests. Every family has those, right? Within fifteen minutes I had more than twenty shaky, low-quality pictures. Before I returned to Brooklyn, I gave my mom a heads-up about the idea. She hated it. Based on her reaction, I knew I was on to something. I went home and created the CrapAtMyParentsHouse.com Web site.

Everyone loved it. People submitted. Ramen intake decreased. After I spent an hour on the phone with her walking her through the site, her reaction was everything you would want from a mom. She thought it was fantastic. She was proud.

She couldnt stop laughing and wanted my permission to e-mail Aunt Priscilla in Denver and Cousin Howard in Schenectady. So if you ever find yourself in the South Shore area of Boston and end up talking to a short woman in a tracksuit with matching windbreaker who works in the marketing department of an assisted living community, you will soon find out the name of the Web site her son runs and how absolutely proud of him she is. Yes, this book might be about crap, but buried underneath it (and next to it, just to the left of the Clorox bottle doll on the top shelf) is love.

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