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Introduction
So, one dark night, you get lost in a forest in Transylvania and you stumble upon an ominous castle. Rather than shrink in fear and run, you are enthralled and attracted to this castle. You walk up to the castle and knock on the front door, the door opens up on its own and still unflustered, you walked in.
You walk for about 6 minutes until you reach a spot where you perceive an unusual but aromatic flavour and like anyone enthusiastic about being bitten by a vampire or werewolf, you follow this flavour.
You follow till you stumble upon a room and in that room, a man with hooded cape stands over the pot from which the flavour emanates. This man Dracula notices you but ignores your presence then he turns into a bat and flies out of the room which at this point you realize is the kitchen. You are still unflustered by the bizarre scene that unfolded before your eyes and you proceed deeper into the kitchen towards the pot.
Curiosity overwhelms you and you make to taste from this pot. You satisfy your craving and you realize whatever you had just eaten in the pot is even more savoury than the aroma that led you to it. By this time, fear returns to your body and logic tells you to run but you wanted more of something like what you had just eaten.
The idea of finding the recipe in the kitchen drawers hit you and you start searching. Fortunately, no sooner had you started your search than you came across a recipe book. Fear and joy combine in your guts to become thrill as you make for the door hastily. You survived this ordeal and for this reason, we have this book of 30 recipes.
Crucifix a meal
Everyone knows how a crucifix can put vampires in a fix; it turns out that you can also crucifix a meal for vampires. This recipe is a sesame seed recipe. Sesame seeds can help maintain strong bones and improve blood formation so we can say this is a recipe for staying young.
Ingredients
- cup sesame seeds
- cup canola oil
- cup white sugar
- 1 cup all-purpose flour
- 4 tbsp. mayonnaise
- 1 tsp. baking powder
- 2 tbsp. chocolate chips
- 2 medium-sized eggs
Serving size
Directions
Preheat oven to 380
In a bowl, combine baking powder and flour
Mix oil, sugar, chocolate chips and mayonnaise in another bowl to form cream
Whisk eggs into cream and allow to stand for 5 minutes
Stir-in flower mixture into cream gradually until completely mixed and dough is formed
Cut dough into desired shape and place in coated baking pan
Place baking pan in oven and bake for 10 minutes
Remove from oven, allow to stand then serve
Preparation time
Thirst for blood
How about vampires stopped drinking peoples blood and drink this watermelon juice instead? Because if they drank everyones blood, no one would survive to write the rest of their story and bam! Vampires stop existing.
Ingredients
- 1 watermelon, diced
- 8 tomatoes, diced
- tsp. salt
- 6 tbsp. sugar
- 2 tsp. lemon juice
- tsp. ginger powder
Serving size
Directions
Puree tomatoes, watermelon; salt, sugar and lemon juice in a blender for 5 8 minutes until smooth.
Strain to remove residues
Add ginger powder and allow to stand for 7 minutes
Strain to remove ginger residues if any
Refrigerate for 15 minutes. Then serve
Preparation time
Mirror cant see me
You may be invisible to a mirror Dracula, but your recipe book is not invisible to us. We know about your pineapple recipe: the one that keeps you young. Another recipe for staying young.
Ingredients
- 1 cup crushed pineapple
- cup white sugar
- 1 cup all-purpose flour
- 4 tbsp. butter
- 1 tsp. baking powder
- 2 medium-sized eggs
- cup milk
- tsp. almond extract
Serving size
Directions
Preheat oven to 350
Combine flour and baking powder in a bowl
Mix sugar, butter, pineapples, eggs and milk in another bowl to form cream. Add almond extract
Stir-in flower mixture into cream gradually until completely mixed and dough is formed
Cut dough into desired shape and place in coated baking pan
Place baking pan in oven and bake for 15 minutes
Remove from oven, allow to stand then serve.
Preparation time
Bathing in the sun
If you ever come across a vampire bathing in the sun, it is definitely because of this orange recipe.
Ingredients
- 8 peeled oranges
- 1 cup pawpaw, diced
- 2 tsp. lime juice
- 4 tbsp. honey
- tsp. vanilla extract
Serving size
Directions
Puree oranges, pawpaw and lime juice in a blender for 4 6 minutes until smooth
Strain to remove residues and seeds
Add honey and stir thoroughly until dissolved
Add vanilla extract and cover
Refrigerate for 15 minutes then serve
Preparation time
Surviving the Lamb
Asides the crucifix, one other thing vampires cannot stand is the lamb. However, fortunately for the vampires, there is one lamb they can stand and the recipe for this lamb is as follows.
Ingredients
- 2 lb. lamb chops
- 1 tsp. tamarind powder