SUNDAY, JANUARY 1
New Years Day
HOW TO ESCAPE A RUNAWAY PARADE BALLOON
1 Do not try to rescue the balloon.
Stay clear of the street and the balloon operators. Balloons and their handlers need lots of space to maneuver. Never attempt to pull on any ropes, and do not poke or prod any balloon.
2 Avoid lampposts and traffic lights.
The most immediate risk is that the runaway balloon may knock over a traffic light or lamppost, which may strike people standing below; stay away from these objects.
3 Do not panic.
A stampeding crowd is a greater threat than a renegade balloon.
4 Evacuate the area.
Seek safety away from the parade route, if you have time. You may take immediate shelter in a building or subway station.
TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY
Author Stephen Crane survived the sinking of The Commodore off the coast of Florida on January 2, 1897. For a day after the sinking, Crane and four other shipmates floated in a 10-foot lifeboat until it reached the shore. Crane would go on to use this experience to write his acclaimed work The Open Boat. Best known for his Civil War novel The Red Badge of Courage, Crane also covered the war between Greece and Turkey, as well as the Cuban insurrection against Spain. Crane died of tuberculosis in 1900 at the age of 28.
HOW TO REPURPOSE A FRUITCAKE
Fruitcakes are extremely hardy and can be used for a variety of purposes:
carnival game
bookend
doorstop
tire block
TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY
Alexandre Dumas pre, author of The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo, fought his first duel on this day in 1825. Dumas, who would later write of incredible battles and sword duels in his novels, escaped from the fight uninjured. Both of his most famous books have captivated audiences for generations and made their way onto film screens because of the action and daring displayed by Dumas characters.
HOW TO SURVIVE A POLAR BEAR PLUNGE
Work up your adrenaline by yelling and screaming loudly before plunging into the icy water.
Bring an old blanket to sit on so your suit doesnt freeze to the ground.
Wear aqua socks or something similar on your feet to avoid being cut by ice, and bring extra-warm socks and layers of dry clothes for when you emerge from the water.
Bring a thermos of a hot liquid to drink in case you get the chills.
TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY
On January 6, 1994, Olympic figure skater Tonya Hardings bodyguard attacked rival skater Nancy Kerrigan. As planned by Hardings ex-husband and friend, Kerrigan suffered a blow to the knee with a baton at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships. Despite her injury, Kerrigan went on to win the silver medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics. During her recovery, she reportedly made millions of dollars in endorsement deals (including one with Disney).
SATURDAY, JANUARY 7
SUNDAY, JANUARY 8
TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY
On January 8, 2000, the Tennessee Titans eked out a victory over the Buffalo Bills in the final 15 seconds of the American Football Conference wild card game in Detroit. The Titans dominated the first half and entered the halftime break with a comfortable 120 lead. But the Bills responded swiftly in the second half with two touchdown runs, putting them on top. In the end, the Titans won thanks to their Home Run Throwback play (although officials studied the play closely before declaring it a legal maneuver), and the victoryTennessees first playoff win since 1991, known as the Music City Miraclehelped the Titans advance to their first Super Bowl.
TODAY IN SURVIVAL HISTORY
Construction work began on Egypts Aswan High Dam on this day in 1960. The second dam attempted on this section of the Nile River, the Aswan High Dam ultimately created a reservoir that consumed large sections of lower Nubia. In total, 24 monuments from Egypt and Sudan were dismantled, moved, and reconstructed to avoid the flood. One such structure, the Temple of Dendur, ended up in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.
HOW TO PREVENT INJURY WHILE USING
AN OUT-OF-CONTROL TREADMILL
Sprint a step faster and lunge for the kill switch or yank the red power key from its socket on the control panel.
If you cannot reach the control panel, keep pace as best you can and call for help.
HOW TO SURVIVE BEING TRAPPED UNDER
A PIANO COLLAPSE
1 Lie still.
A typical baby grand piano weighs around 500 pounds, making it difficult to move on your own, and in shifting position you risk further injury. Your predicament will be obvious to stagehands and the audience in the front rows, who should come to your aid quickly.
2 Keep your breathing regular and focus your thoughts.
Replay the last few measures of the piece you were performing in your mind as you would in practice.
HOW TO TREAT A BROKEN ARM
Immobilize the injury site with a splint extending to a joint above and below the break.
Wrap the fracture in soft material (cloth, cotton, moss). Bind with firm material (branches, poles, boards, magazines) and tie with shoelaces to secure.
For fractures below the elbow, make a sling by securely tying together the sleeves of a buttoned-up shirt or jacket and slipping it over your head and around the back of your neck.
For fractures above the elbow, make a sling by running string or shoelaces around the back of your neck and tying them to the wrist of the injured arm. Place a pad of soft cloth material into the armpit.
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