Ma Jian - The Noodle Maker

The study faces a kitchen window of the opposite building. At midday or dusk, waves of delicious frying smells stroke or sometimes blast their way through my nose and stomach. The professional writer always speaks with this level of precision during his conversations with the professional blood donor.

The writer can now distinguish smells from at least three of the kitchens below. Living at the top of an eight-floor building as he does, he has no choice but to get used to them. As long as the couple from Hubei (hes convinced they are the culprits) are not fouling the air with their fried chillies, he can sit back and enjoy the smells that waft up from several floors below. Whenever he pushes his window open to let the smells in, his eyes drift from the blank manuscript paper on his desk, and he sinks into a trance.

The kitchen directly opposite him is very much to his taste, and if hes not feeling too particular, he can spend an entire afternoon luxuriating in the fragrance of their fish-head soup. Hes seen those large fish heads in the market; you only need buy half a head to make a pot of soup. As the middle-aged woman in the kitchen opposite tosses the Superior Dried Mushrooms, fresh from the local supermarket, into the wok, the professional writer (forties, slightly overweight, single) is overcome once more by the sweet aromas. Now and then, in the dim light, he glimpses a short little man appearing and disappearing between the kitchen implements and washing-up cloths, sausages and prime joints of ham that hang from the ceiling. If their smoke extractor were not making such a racket, hed be able to hear them talk, and then he could find out at last whether the short little man is her husband, her son, or a Jewish trader from Chaozhou. This question often flits through his mind when he stares down at the blank page on his desk. Before his good friend the professional blood donor arrives today, he spits furious insults at the kitchen. Ginger! he mutters impatiently. Fucking idiots! Dont you know you have to put ginger in fish-head soup?

Later that Sunday afternoon, the blood donor turns up at the writers apartment block as usual. Listening to him plod and pant up the stairwell, the writer can tell that his friend has just given blood. The donor is indeed as happy as a poet as he struggles up the stairs, for today hes brought with him wine (its usually a bottle of Anhui or Hubei medicinal wine), roast goose, eggs (real brown eggs) and the writers favourite delicacy: a jar of spicy broad beans. Soon the friends will swig back the wine and start to rummage through the fragments of their lives. They will pour their hearts out to each other, insult and curse each other, while all the time savouring the pleasant sensation of food rubbing into their stomachs. Then the blood donor will try to provoke the writer into swearing at him. He loves to hear him swear; the foul language offers him a spiritual comfort sorely lacking in a life lived through giving blood.

For fucks sake! he will hear the writer moan as the alcohol drifts to his head. Youre wasting your time on those fucking losers, you miserable bastard

The writer opens his door to let the blood donor in. After a brisk embrace, they arrange the food on plates, open the bottle of wine, and spread out sheets of manuscript paper for the discarded bones. The writer then carefully tears a sheet of paper in half to make two napkins: one for his hands, the other for his mouth. (His grandfather did the same when he was alive, but used a piece of old cloth instead.) They take their seats at the table. The writer squeezes into his state-allotted black leather revolving chair, the professional blood donor perches on a plastic stool.

Are you suffering, my friend? the blood donor asks, hoping to lure the writer out of his shell. Last week you said that life was hell. Am I right?

Last year I thought life was hell. Last week I thought it was unbearable. Today I just think its a bore. Maybe tomorrow Ill give up on this damn novel, if I still cant manage to put these characters onto the page. The professional writers voice is always hoarse before the wine starts to take effect. It sounds as though he is putting it on.

But you hate those people! You said theyre dregs, worthless trash. You said I was the scum of the earth too. Why waste your time writing about them? The blood donors face is as pale as it was when he first entered the room.

I want to transform their lives into a work of art, although Im sure they will never bother to read it. The writer glances around the room, or perhaps hes just moving his head. Stupid bastards! he grumbles. They always forget to put ginger in their fish-head soup.

Without waiting to raise his glass for a toast, the blood donor grabs the fattest chunk of goose (buttock, perhaps) between his chopsticks, and pops it into his mouth. Being a blood donor by profession, he has developed an instinctive capacity to pick out the most nutritious food on the table. He can extract every drop of goodness from each chunk of food, then chew it down to its last scrap.

You have a very acute sense of smell, the blood donor says, swallowing his first mouthful.

I dont understand those two, the writer mutters. They keep dashing about in a terrible hurry. They must have a lot to do.

Ive been at it for seven years now. The blood donor spits out a shard of broken bone. A dark glob of blood falls from the marrow and congeals on the white paper.

So have I, the professional writer replies, chomping on his chunk of goose. As he chews voraciously and throws his head back to swallow, the rolls of middle-aged fat under his chin squeeze in and out. From a distance, it looks as though hes weeping. The blood donor knows that the writers face will soon assume the form of a swollen walnut, as it always does when the alcohol starts to kick in.

I dont have to tax my brain to get this food on the table, the blood donor says provocatively. Still, I have a lot of pain in here, he adds, patting his chest. He has used this last phrase many times over the past seven years. He picked it up from the writer. After the donors second blood donation, the writer took him in his arms and sobbed, I have a lot of pain in here.

You must add thin slices of ginger to fish-head soup to take away the bitter aftertaste. Everyone knows that! The writer lowers his head and spews out a broken bone onto the manuscript paper. My hook is going nowhere. Ill have to start again from scratch.

The donor stares at the writers balding crown: thin strands of wisdom springing from a shiny scalp.

The blood donor is known as Vlazerim, a nickname he acquired during the Cultural Revolution when he, the writer and their fellow urban youths were sent to a re-education camp in the countryside to learn from the peasants. Vlazerim is the swarthy hero of an Albanian propaganda film. The night after his production team were shown the film, he shouted from his sleep, Hey, Vlazerim! and the name has stuck to him ever since. Unfortunately, he is not as tall and strong as the hero of the film. When the Cultural Revolution came to an end, he returned to this town and tried to look for a job, but since he had no particular skills or backdoor connections, he had difficulty finding suitable employment. After two years of living on the streets, he finally picked up a job in the Western District, dredging excrement from the public latrines. Unfortunately, no one told him that when you lug shit about, you have to balance a plank of wood over the top of the bucket to stop it tipping over. However hard he tried, he never managed to wash the stench from his trousers, and ended up selling them to a peasant for one and a half yuan.