Hob Broun - Odditorium

BIRDS. DIRTY BIRDS. DIRTY little birds that toddled and pecked at the edge of high weeds. Steep-angled light that was too steady, too bright on a pile of broken bricks. Wind that drove through this dead corner pocket of Hillsborough County like a nasal voice, by the limp clothesline, over a curving neck of pine needles, through saw grass and cattails, and out past the cabbage hammocks to where the water moccasins lived. On the white sill two beetles clambered over each other, fighting or mating or eating. And that goddamn light out there. A nonstop frenzy of it. Windows around here should be dark green. Like sunglasses.

Karl Gables did not know the time of day. His liver worked feverishly to oxidize the last transfusion of Night Train Express while the bubblegum taste went sour in his mouth. A fortified wine, 18 percent alcohol; the kid at the store said junkies used it to taper off with sometimes. Karl picked up the empty bottle, looked through it. It was green and soothed his eyes. Sweat filmed his face and neck, dribbled down his chest, over the delta of his ribs. He was like a fountain.

L & M Shows had cut him loose and he was home in disgrace one more time. So whats the big deal? This sort of thing was sure enough going around. From sea to shining sea folks were being docked, garnisheed, cashiered, laid off and struck from the rolls. Heres the difference, Karl reminded himself: Youre chronic.

Last Fridays edition of the Rocky Mount Courier:

A brawl involving some 25 local residents and traveling carnival workers broke out yesterday evening after Koko the Clown and an allegedly drunken man traded epithets at the Firemens Fair in Gloverville. Police said the fighting started at the fair booth that featured Koko, part of whose act is to insult customers when they fail to dump him into a tank of water by throwing baseballs at a target activating a trapdoor.

Several persons suffered minor injuries. They were treated at Geismar General Hospital and later released. In addition to Karl Gables, 34, who a spokesman for L & M Shows said was filling in as Koko the Clown because another employee was unavailable due to an early morning automobile accident, and the irate patron, Buddy Layne, 52, of Ricks Road, South Newby, police arrested ten others, including two juveniles. All are being held in City Jail until the return of Judge Edwin Geismar, who is said to be on a fishing trip with relatives.

The disturbance began on the fairs midway around 7:30 PM and later spread to the parking area.

Apparently the clown was riding this man pretty good, reported Constable Elvis Dunbar. He took exception to it, picked up a wooden board and started after him. Before long we had a real fracas going. I had to call in back-up support from the State Police barracks.

One time I get a break from the shit cabins and, pow, right in the head. Must be a curse working on me. Nothing too strong in Hey, Elephant Ears. Johnny Jugs, the regular Koko, had said a lot worse to people. Stuff about what the missus liked to do with her hair down in the bedroom, real rank stuff. But old J.J. had to clip four posts off a center divider in his Impala. Right. And this rube had to have a sore spot about his frigging ears. And some asshole angel up in Central Control just had to say, Lets give ole Karl Gables chain another jerk. Oh sure.

At least he wouldnt have to disclose this latest flop to his wife; not quite yet. Tildy was still out on tour, bless her heart, and probably would not come home till late next month. That was good and not so good. On his own in their cinderblock hacienda, alone with his mutilated thoughts, Karl was at times subject to the cold creeps. All was nebulous and dark in these periods, a swirling murk of all-purpose dread, and carrying through the emptiest of days became a bona fide ordeal, like waiting out a volcanic eruption on an island everyone else has left. He would talk to himself, advising calm and patience, the sound of his own voice as monstrous as his passing reflection in a mirror. On a trip to the mailbox, he could panic at the sight of pale undersides of leaves turning in the breeze. He would experience a tightness across the chest, a quickening heartbeat. He would have difficulty swallowing his own saliva.

Down home was down all right. Maybe that explained why, after a week in jail and three hard days thumbing, hed felt no relief yesterday on first sight of the place, gazing through the bug-splattered windshield of a delivery truck that had picked him up right outside of Lakeland.

It aint Better Homes & Gardens, but we like it, Karl said and then, as a pretext, so he would not have to enter the house alone, invited the driver in for a cold one.

White of you, my friend, white of you. But I gots this frigerator to drop off up the road.

Karl pulled the oilcloth shade, turned from the window and looked upon his hostile friends: sagging sofa-bed with flocked upholstery, coral-colored plastic coffee table, water-stained carpet glued over cement floor, 19-inch black-and-white television in Mediterranean finish wood console stippled with cigarette burns, easy chair supported in front by phone books, white fuzz padding showing through at both arms, magazines in a cardboard box, potted cacti on a buffet tray with folding legs, sunburst clock obtained with six full books of Triple-S Blue Stamps.

Hello, walls. There was an old song that went something like that.

He moved into the kitchen to check supplies, throwing open cabinets covered inside and out with knotty-pine contact paper. Not much more than a weeks worth of packaged goods, and only if he skipped lunches. Plenty of pea soup, at least, which was pretty good straight out of the can. A decent amount of Kool Aid and an unopened jar of Skippy with which to make his favorite dish, scrambled eggs and peanut butter. Except there werent any eggs. But there were berry thickets out in the woods. He could forage, like a bear.

Karl put some water on to boil and examined the booze situation which, it became immediately clear, was only hours away from desperate. The entire inventory consisted of some cooking sherry, a pint of blackberry brandy bottled in cut-rate bond by Palmetto Liquors of Greater Tampa, and two airline vodka nips. After that it was Mayday.

He fixed himself a bowl of rice and white sugar, saucing it up with one of the vodka nips, and ate standing. Then glucose and alcohol clashed in his bloodstream and he had to stretch out on the floor with his head on the overturned bowl. His eyes dropped shut, he listened to the birds and the dripping of the faucet, and within minutes had entered a capricious dream state that was not quite sleep.

The hand-lettered bedsheet banner that trails behind the biplane says BUY WAR BONDS NOW. Waving as he dips low over the crowd, the 17-year-old pilot circles to the rear of the stadium. His only protection, ladies and gentlemen, a leather helmet and our prayers to a merciful God. A fragile conformation of canvas and wood, the biplane skims over the end zone bleachers, engine roaring, clips off both wings on a pair of carefully placed telephone poles, and makes a shattering pancake landing on the 40-yard line. The pilot jumps free as a Sousa march blares from the public address. The crowd stands as one, shouting, clapping. Take that, Hitler. Our kids dont know what fear is.