Andrew Rosetta - Whatever She Wants: True Confessions of a Male Escort

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To Dr Laura Agustn,
whose book Sex at the Margins inspired
me to write my own

In Whatever She Wants, Andrew Rosetta lifts the lid on the mysterious, sexy and little-known world of the male escort.

As one of the most sought-after escorts in London, Andrews clients are many and varied: from a gangsters wife in search of a little fun to a world-famous pop star requiring the utmost discretion, all of them are looking for different things. His personal life, meanwhile, is just as turbulent from a girlfriend who discovers his secret to a client who turns against him and threatens to reveal all.

Smart, erotic and eye-opening, Whatever She Wants reveals exactly what type of woman is willing to part with her money in search of sex, and what type of man is willing to provide it...

Andrew Rosetta works as a male escort in London. He was the recent winner of the Escort of the Year category at the Erotic Awards and is a leading member of the Sex Workers Union. He wishes to remain anonymous.

This is a true account of my life and the people and situations I have known and lived through. Where appropriate, names, personal details, geography and chronology have been altered to help preserve the anonymity of those involved. In particular, Innocence is an amalgamation of several women I have encountered in the sex industry. This is to enable the voices and stories of the people involved to come through without blowing their cover. My intention throughout is never to embarrass or expose anyone but to faithfully portray my life as an escort.

IVE BEEN told I have a beautiful penis. Thats whats been said, and while I think I can tell the difference between an ugly penis and a beautiful one, I dont know about my own. Someone also once said it had the biggest girth theyd ever seen, though I know thats not true. But size is important, and, yes, Im lucky not to have to worry about that.

My penis is uncircumcized, which is either a bonus or a drawback depending on who you are with. An Iranian girl once played with it for hours, as if it were a toy, but then shed never seen an uncircumcised penis before. Its seven inches long, or so I tell my clients when they ask. But then all escorts add an inch when they talk about size, just as they always subtract five years from their age, which makes me twenty-nine. Luckily I look young enough and my penis is big enough to pull off the exaggeration. Its supposed to be a plus, a big penis with a wide girth, but it depends on who you are with. Certainly, convention dictates that it is a good thing. But then convention also says its what you do with it that matters, not how big it is. In fact, Ive discovered that women do care about size. But Id never describe myself as some sort of sex god, or as having this amazing penis and knowing exactly what to do with it.

I am a male escort. Ive been voted the best escort in Britain, and I have a statue of a golden cock with wings and a certificate to remind me of this. I have needed reminding. Ive loved being an escort, or at least loved the life its given me: not just the trappings, but the actual day-to-day life. But its not all been good. Ive been blackmailed, threatened and suffered severe depression and panic attacks. I may yet be in jail as you read this book.

On the other hand, I was also in debt ten years ago and now I have assets that run in excess of a million pounds. Business, over the years, has been mostly very, very good. To give you one example, though I admit it is an extreme one, I once did twenty jobs over two days. That was back in 2001, right in the middle of the peak years, and I calculated that I came sixteen times in twenty-four hours. You can try not to come during a job, but often the client wants to see it, and whatever else, it closes the deal. They come you come; its done. But after a lot of orgasms over a short period of time it becomes mechanical. Hardly anything comes out. Im sure it cant be good for you. Certainly, too forced an orgasm is not a particularly enjoyable one. But just when you think you cant ever come again, you keep going and you find you can.

Its like long-distance running. You hit the wall but if you force yourself to keep going you get past it. But it takes a big effort and sometimes I feel pushed too far. One client, called Cheryl, used to want me to come two or three times in a single session. I like Cheryl and shes been a good, regular client, but there is demanding and then there is: back off, Im dying here. But you cant tell clients that. You cant say: Im knackered and bored and sore and the worry and hard work of maintaining an erection all the time is not nothing, you know. This is less of a problem for female escorts, or rather they have different problems.

Its a little-known fact that female escorts are paid twice, sometimes three times more than their male counterparts. I accept this as my lot because the market sets the price. This friend of mine, a clinical psychologist, told me she gets paid less than her exact equivalent male colleagues, which is clearly unfair. But the situation in escorting is the reverse. In the oldest profession in the world, men earn less per hour than their female counterparts, and the difference between day rates is even greater.

Sometimes clients want to see a male and a female escort at the same time this is called doing a duo either because they want to join in on a threesome or simply because they like to watch. Sometimes they want a male escort and lots of females. Thats when it becomes more of a party. Usually an agent organizes the party, but not always, and if Im the one who has called the female escorts and brought them in on a job, then the girlz (escorts use the terms girlz and boyz but of course always referring to men and women over the age of eighteen) might say, as we are triumphantly sharing out the spoils in a taxi on the way home: lets go fifty-fifty on this one. But not always. With one of my more extravagant clients, Mile High Bob, the girls get double my fee, even though Im always the one organizing everything. Though when I say organize, it isnt exactly forward planned. No to-do list is ever drawn up. Mostly, with escorting, a client calls up and wants to see you