Sadie Allison - Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

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Author: Sadie Allison

Editor-In-Chief: Rich Lippman

Creative Director: Richard G. Martinez

Editor: Joe Azar

Book Design: LowbrowLabs. Inc. ( lowbrowlabs.com )

Illustrator: Steve Lee

Logo Design:Todd LaRose

Cover/Author Photos: Richard G. Martinez

Published by Tickle Kitty, Inc.

370 I Sacramento Street #107

San Francisco, CA 94118

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Tickle His PickleYour Hands-On Guide To Penis Pleasing

Copyright @ 2004 by Tickle Kitty, Inc.All rights reserved.

ISBN 0-9706611-2-6

Printed in Canada

No part of this book, Including content, interior design, cover design, illustrations and icons, may be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means (electronic, photocopying. recording or otherwise) without the prior written permission of the Publisher.

Please Note

This book is intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. Neither the Author, Illustrator, nor Publisher is responsible for the use or misuse of any sexual techniques or devices discussed here, or for any loss, damage, injury or ailment caused by reliance on any information contained in this book. Please use common sense. If you have any health issues or other concerns, you should consult a qualified healthcare professional or licensed therapist BEFORE trying any techniques or devices. Please read the Appendix for tips on safer sex, and consult a physician or a qualified healthcare professional if you have any further questions.Be sure to read and carefully follow all instructions that come with any sexual aids you decide to use. The mention of any product or service in this book does not constitute an endorsement. Trademarks and service marks used are the property of their respective owners.

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Fore Play

W elcome to the book thats all about your guys pickle.

Whether its sweet, dill, candied or koshernow that youre between the covers, lets call it precisely what it is: a penis .

For all of societys fixations and infatuations, its odd theres never been an instructional handbook on the penis for the millions whod surely appreciate it: women. Havent you got a few dangling penis questions youve always been curious to get to the bottom of?

Such as, What does he REALLY want me to do to it?

Then fasten your seatbelt! Im about to bring you as close to understanding the penis as you can get without actually having one,As Americas Pleasure Coach, Ive spent years looking behind the bulgeasking, touching, playing, investigating, fondlingand Im here to report to you on everything Ive uncovered.

Ill show n tell exactly what most guys want, hope and dream youll do (and a few things they pray you dont! ). Then you can decide to try the things that turn you on, tooeven if your own guy is too quiet, polite or shy to ask.

You have my personal guarantee: He wont know what hit himand what got into you!

Xs and Os,

Sadie

Welcome To Penis School!

C lass is now in session, Im Sadie, your Personal Pleasure Coach, and Ill be showing you some pretty exciting stuff. So please get comfortable, open your mind, let go of those inhibitions, and get ready to experience orgasmic new passions.

If penis pleasing is relatively new to you, Congratulations! Youre about to discover the secrets some women never learn in a lifetime. If youre experienced, Welcome! Youre sure to see lots of exotic new techniques that will melt your lover into your hands. If youre gay Hel-LOo-o! Youll pick up some great pointers here, too. And if youre the object of our affection come up here so the whole class can admire you!

Penis School has no tests and no report cards (but pop quizzes may spring up at any time!). Try only what youre comfortable doing, and advance at your own pace. Talk. Experiment. Laugh. Love. Practice. Improvise. Orgasm.And when you find what works for himand you do it again!

Whether youre dating for now or mating for life, no matter what your looks, age or physique, youre going to learn how to keep that glow in your lovers eyes while you start feeling even sexier inside.And whether your relationship is bumpy or blissful, youll see how it can be a lot more loving and affectionateinside the bedroom and out.

So relax. Take a deep breath and begin on the next page. I hope youll enjoy attending Penis School as much as you enjoy doing the homework!

Lets Talk About You

I ll bet you could fill a weeks worth of Happy Hours telling me about all the headaches that bring you down.

But are you letting those daily distractions follow you into the bedroom ? Do you and your guy climb into bed every night only to conk out? What happened to love? What happened to lovemaking ? Whats happening to your love life?

What ifout of the blueyou initiate a master plan to rekindle your love life? What if the centerpiece is a daring new passion for your guys penis? What if you start dazzling him with exotic new strokes, touches and licks that render him speechless with mind-blowing orgasms ? Would you get his attention? Would you reignite desire? Do I even have to ask?!?

Yet I guarantee that NONE of my erotic advice will work for you if you cant put yourself into The Moment. So ask yourself: are passion, pleasure, romance, affection, love and orgasms what you want in your life?

Good! Then lets get into The Moment.

Sharpen Your Pleasure Focus

Ohhh, that feels good ... I wonder why the car was making that funny noise .., Yes!! More of that... What time are the kids coming home?... Faster, faster, harder, THERE!... I hope he isnt staring at my butt..

Does your mind scan faster than a couch potato with a TV remote? Would you agree its difficult to enjoy sex when worries, anxieties and hang-ups keep crashing your party? Youve come down with a case of the PITsPleasure Interrupting Thoughts a common problem among both women and men.

Whats the answer? Start making a conscious effort to tune out the negative PITs at the exact moment they intrude. Dont let them rob you of your lusty moments together. Focus only on how good youre feelingand how good you make him feel. Thats what being in The Moment means-its truly empowering.