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Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When childrens librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender thats sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, shes mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood. Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. Shes forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasnt enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. Whats a nice undead girl to do?

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For my family, who are nothing like the characters described herein.

(They made me write that.)

Acknowledgments

Acknowledgments for a first novel are something that you write and rewrite in your head for years, without any assurance that your book will be published and those words will be needed. And now I cant seem to find the right way to thank all the people who have helped me make this a reality. Many thanks to my husband, DavidI could not ask for a more loving, supportive man. Thanks to my parents, for allowing me to become the person I was supposed to be, even if that person is a little weird. To the rest of my family, who may not always get me, but always love me. To Brandi Bradley, who, despite being the most honest woman I know, never fails to find something nice to say. To Stephany Evans, the greatest agent a girl could ask forthank you for tolerating so many e-mails.

And to editor extraordinaire Jennifer Heddle, who has been incredibly patient while working with a publishing newbie.

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Vampirism: (n)

1. The condition of being a vampire, marked by the need to ingest blood and extreme vulnerability to sunlight.

2. The act of preying upon others for financial or emotional gain.

3. A gigantic pain in the butt.

I ve always been a glass-half-full kind of girl.

The irritated look from Gary, the barrel-chested bartender at Shenanigans, told me that, one, Id said that out loud, and, two, he just didnt care. But at that point, I was the only person sitting at the pseudo-sports bar on a Wednesday afternoon, and I didnt have the cognitive control required to stop talking. So he had no choice but to listen.

I picked up the remnants of my fourth (fifth? sixth?) electric lemonade. It glowed blue against the neon lights of Shenanigans insistently cheerful decor, casting a green shadow on Garys yellow-and-white-striped polo shirt. See this glass? This morning, I would have said this glass isnt half empty. Its half full. And I was used to that. My whole life has been half full. Half-full family, half-full personal life, half-full career. But I settled for it. I was used to it. Did I already say that I was used to it?

Gary, a gone-to-seed high-school football player with a gut like a deflated balloon, gave me a stern look over the pilsner he was polishing. Are you done with that?

I drained the watered-down vodka and blue liqueur from my glass, wincing as the alcohol hit the potato skins in my belly. Both threatened to make an encore appearance.

I steadied myself on the ring-stained maple bar and squinted through the icy remains of the glass. And now, my career is gone. Gone, gone, gone. Completely empty. Like this glass.

Gary replaced said glass with another drink, pretended to wave at someone in the main dining room, and left me to fend for myself. I pressed my forehead to the cool wood of the bar, cringing as I remembered the smug, cat-that-devoured-the-canary tone Mrs.

Stubblefield used to say, Jane, I need to speak to you privately.

For the rest of my life, those words would echo through my head like something out of Carrie.

With a loud ahem, Mrs. Stubblefield motioned for me to leave my display of Amelia Bedelia books and come into her office. Actually, all she did was quirk her eyebrows. But the woman had a phobia about tweezers. When she was surprised/angry/curious, it looked as if a big gray moth was taking flight. Quirking her brows was practically sign language.

My joyless Hun of a supervisor only spoke to people privately when they were in serious trouble. Generally, she enjoyed chastising in public in order to (a) show the staff just how badly she could embarrass us if she wanted to and (b) show the public how put-upon she was by her rotten, incompetent employees.

Mrs. Stubblefield had never been a fan of mine. We got off on the wrong foot when I made fun of the Mother Goose hat she wore for Toddler Story Hour. I was four.

She was the type of librarian who has Reading is supposed to be educational, not fun tattooed somewhere. She refused to order DVDs or video games that might attract the wrong crowd. (Translation: teenagers.) She allowed the library to stock questionable books such as The Catcher in the Rye and the Harry Potter series but tracked who read them. She kept those names in a file marked Potential Troublemakers.

Close the door, Jane, she said, squeezing into her desk chair. Mrs. Stubblefield was about one cheek too large for it but refused to order another one. A petty part of me enjoyed her discomfort while I prepared for a lecture on appropriate displays for Banned Books Week or why we really dont need to stock audiobooks on CD.

As you know, Jane, the county commission cut our operating budget by twenty percent for the next fiscal year, Mrs. Stubblefield said. That leaves us with less money for new selections and new programs.

Id be willing to give up Puppet Time Theater on Thursdays, I offered. I secretly hated Cowboy Bob and his puppets.

I have puppet issues.

Im afraid its more serious than that, Jane, Mrs. Stubblefield said, her eyes flitting to the glass door behind me. We have to reduce our salary expenses as well. Im afraid we cant afford a director of juvenile services anymore. Were going to have to let you go.

Maybe some of you saw that coming, but I didnt. I got my masters degree in library science knowing I would come back to my library, even if it meant working with Mrs. Stubblefield. Im the one who established the librarys book club for new mothers who desperately needed to leave the house on Thursday nights for a little adult conversation. Im also the reason a small portion of the Hollows female population now knows that Sense and Sensibility was a book before it was a movie. Im the one who insisted we start doing background checks on our Story Time guests, which is why Jiggles the Clown was no longer welcome on the premises. Im the one who spent two weeks on my knees ripping out the thirty-three-year-old carpet in the childrens reading room. Me. So, after hearing that my services were no longer needed, I had no response other than Huh?!

Im sorry, Jane, but we have no other choice. We must be careful stewards of the taxpayers money, Mrs. Stubblefield said, shaking her head in mock regret. She was trying to look sympathetic, but her eyebrows were this close to doing the samba.

Ida is retiring next month, I said of the ancient returns manager. Cant we save the money through eliminating her position?

Clearly, Mrs. Stubblefield had not expected me to argue, which proved that she never paid attention when I spoke. Her eyebrows beat twice, which I took as code for

Just leave quietly.

I dont understand, I continued. My performance reviews have been nothing but positive. Juvenile circulation has increased thirty-two percent since I was hired. I work weekends and nights when everyone else is too busy or sick. This place is my wholeWhat the hell are you looking at?

I turned to see Mrs. Stubblefields stepdaughter, Posey, standing near the main desk. Posey waved, her bagged lunch bobbing merrily. Something told me she wasnt just early for a picnic with her wicked stepmother. Posey was virtually unemployable since shed set fire to the Pretty Paws Pet Grooming Salon while blow-drying Bitty Wades teacup poodle. Apparently, doggie nail polish, heat elements, and long-haired breeds are a cataclysmic combination. This was the third job Posey had lost due to fire, including blazes started with overcooked microwave popcorn at the Video Hut and a boiled-dry coffee pot at the Coffee Spot. When Posey wasnt working, she moved back into her dads house, which also happened to be Mrs. Stubblefields house. Clearly, my boss had decided she could share a water cooler with Posey but not a bathroom.

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