Foreword
After 30 years of living in Finland, I've collected a huge amount of experiences. Fortunately, most have been more or less on the positive side. Of course, there have been a few unpleasant ones, and some that I'm still unsure about. But that's to be expected anywhere.
"Why did you come here?" I've been asked hundreds of thousands of times...or so it seems. In truth, I didn't have any special reason for coming to Finland. I didn't come for a girlfriend, nor to discover my roots, nor to do research on Finno-Ugric languages, nor for a special professional opportunity. I was just curious. Plus, I loved the Finnish countryside, appreciated the cities and towns, and most important, liked the Finnish people.
Initially, I had only planned to stay one year. But there was always something I wanted to do, someplace I wanted see, and someone I wanted to meet. Then one day, I woke up and realized that 30 years had passed. I had traveled around the country, studied, had several careers, got married, had kids, got divorced, and learned to tolerate salmiakki candies. In other words, I was "stuck" here...but there are far worse places to be stuck.
When abroad I tend to brag about the spectacular Finnish nature, the cleantech know-how, the excellent education system, the emphasis on good design, as well as the friendly mosquitoes in summer and the deadly cold in winter...
All in all, I'm glad I moved to Finland. Of course, I might say the same thing about Sweden or Costa Rica if I had decided to move there. But let's not speculate.
Information for this book was obtained by having lively discussions in pubs, by listening to gossip in saunas, and by hearing small talk at receptions. These texts are based on facts...and some of them are even true.
Finally, I'd like to mention that Finland has been recognized by the media as one of the best countries to live in. Moreover, several international organizations have found Finns to be among the happiest people on earth. So, in spite of how they look when fighting crowds on the morning metro, walking through a blinding snowstorm, paying high prices at the supermarket, waiting for service at the restaurant, or complaining about a new tax...they are smiling to themselves thinking: Living in Finland is like winning the Lottery!
Finland Boiled Down
Geography
Finland is 1,160 km long, 540 km wide and has a total area of 338,135 square kilometers, making it one of the largest countries in Europe. There are 5.4 million residents, so there is plenty of room. However, it seems most of the people prefer to live very close each other, and then not say "Hello."
There are approximately 198,439 lakes but I'm not sure how many ponds are counted as lakes. After a rain, I sometimes consider the puddle in our courtyard a lake. 70% of the country is forested, yet Christmas trees are expensive. 10% is covered with water, although after the ice melts in spring that figure might be more like 50%.
There are 100,000 islands off the coast of Finland (Europe's largest archipelago), each one a real paradise, except for the poisonous snakes, the disease carrying ticks and the man-eating flies.
Type of State
Republic with democratic parliamentary elections every four years. The MP's speeches may be boring to listen to while in session - nevertheless, they make up for it by getting into interesting and entertaining scandals which Finns love to read about in the evening papers.
Head of State
President, elected for a term of six years. The president's power has been greatly reduced in the last years, however, he still gets VIP treatment wherever he goes...no waiting in queues, polite reporters, and service with a smile.
Government
A coalition. The party with the largest share of votes gets the prime minister position. The other minister positions are given out by the percentage of votes and the best argument.
Languages
Finnish 93%, Swedish 6%, Sami speakers 1720, and a large number of people who don't speak to strangers.
Religions
The official religions are Lutheran (over 70%), Orthodox (under 2%). Various other Christian religions, as well as Muslims, Jews, Hindus and every other major religion are represented here. Furthermore, Atheists and Agnostics make up significant numbers in Finland. Then again, 10% believe the world owes them a living, 50 % believe their neighbors are cheating on income tax, and 55% believe the Finnish makkara (sausage) is a blessing.
Climate
Rather unpredictable, so you should be prepared for sun, rain, hail, sleet, fog, snow, heavy winds, and mini tornados...and that's just the summer.
Education
World class and always at the top in global comparisons. Although I know plenty of PhDs who lack common sense. There are over 1000 public libraries in Finland, however, it would be nice if they were open when people were not working.
Crime
The crime rate is low and Finland is considered a safe country for both men and women. So don't take the yellow press too seriously, or you'd be afraid to go outdoors.
Tipping
This custom is not expected in Finland but for truly outstanding service, you may want to leave a bit extra in a restaurant, or round off the taxi fare. And if you really get outstanding service, let people know about this happy occasion.
Minorities
Swedish-speaking Finns make up around 6% of the population. There are 4500 Samis and 6000 Romanies and a rapidly growing amount of foreign residents. Other minorities include Finns who don't like saunas, men who love chatting about nothing for hours, women who have enough shoes, people who adore November, and teenagers who think their parents are cool.
History Highlights
9000 B.C.
The ice melted and the first settlers arrived. Archeologists know this because they found stone weights, antler carvings and stone tools which were either important artifacts, or just stuff that these ancient people were throwing away.
Around 80 Stone Age rock paintings have been discovered in Finland. Most depict human figures, elk, boats and handprints. Historians have been extremely excited about these finds. But I'm not impressed with the artists' compositions, use of colors, brush strokes or perspective. Mind you, they're better than some of the art exhibitions I've seen lately.