Roosh V - Bang Iceland: How To Sleep With Icelandic Women In Iceland

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I: Welcome ToIceland

If youre thinking about visiting Iceland,youre probably on the hunt for something different. I know thatswhy I visited. Spending a year and a half in South America had mecraving a more inhospitable climate with expensive prices and womenwho were pasty white instead of olive brown. To maximize thisdifference I went in the middle of Icelands winter, where a dimsun comes up at around noon and falls just a few hours later.

The average high temperature during thewinter in Reykjavik, Icelands capital, is about 32 degreesFahrenheit. Cold, but bearable. Depending on where the thermometerfalls, you either get daily doses of cold rain or fat snow, meaningits rare to see the pavement completely dry. You also have to dealwith a brutal wind coming off the Atlantic Ocean, sometimes toppingfifty miles per hour. The weather and darkness were so bleak thatit was actually neat in a somber way.

Summer is better. The average hightemperature rises to the 50s, and around the solstice you get toexperience nearly twenty-four hours of sun per day (bring a nightmask). Summer also means tourists. College lets out and everyonetakes their vacations in the interior or abroad. Even smack in themiddle of winter, I was surprised to see so many foreign travelers,but thankfully they were the older type who came to make day tripsto the countryside. There were very few guys like me who had comemainly to pillage the women.

If youre thinking of visiting because youwant to stand out, I have some bad news: Iceland is atourist-plagued country, especially with visitors from Northern andWestern European countries, though the closing of an American airforce base several years ago has helped make Americans slightlynovel once again. By the time you roll up on cute little Inga, shewill have met dozens of guys just like you. While that fact in noway should discourage you from going, dont for a second thinkyoure visiting some type of isolated tribe in the Amazon that willbe amazed by your steel tools and exotic spices.

Unless youre into chubby chasing, youlldefinitely have to move your ass to get laid with what you think ofas a pretty Icelandic girl. To make it happen, I recommend atwo-weekend stay, which if you start on a Thursday would be aminimum of ten days. Youll be able to do some pipelining on anIcelandic dating site and then go all-out on two sets of Thursdays,Fridays, and Saturdays, which are the only suitable nights to game.If you want to get your Icelandic notch, also known as a flag, twoweekends will be required.

Iceland was founded by the Vikings, supremebadasses who somehow figured out how to live in one of the leastpleasant environments on Earth. On their way to the island, theystopped by Ireland and kidnapped some Celtic women as wives. Itssafe to assume that brutal rape was part of the program, which iswhy you see a surprising number of brown-haired Icelanders. Whiletheir skin is almost always milky white, less than half of thewomen are platinum blonde, which is probably the stereotype you hadabout them. Disappointingly, there were some Icelandic guys whoeven had my dark hair color and beard.

The tiny population of the country (less thanhalf a million) means that no one is more than one connection awayfrom anyone else. The running joke goes that when two strangersmeet, they arent surprised to find out theyre distant cousins.Due to this extreme smallness, Iceland is like a little high schoolwhere gossip spreads like wildfire, causing privacy to be morevalued than in other cultures. If just one person finds out thatInga slept with Janus, then literally the entire village willknow in just a few days.

While the complete penetration of feminismhas helped ease the stigma of sleeping around, Icelandic womeninsist on using insane amounts of alcohol as a crutch to excusetheir above-average sluttiness. In fact, if youre not a drinker,then you may not want to visit since day game is wholly ineffective(every Icelandic girl I fucked was heavily inebriated). If youretrying to get laid in Iceland, night game is the way to go.

Thanks to a wonderful synergy betweenfeminism and an Icelandic girls desire to self-medicate withalcohol, youll find that night bangs happen incredibly quickly,often within an hour. While getting an in with an Icelandic girlwill be hard due to her introverted and skeptical nature, once youget that in youre going to be rocking the bed in record time.Iceland is the only first-world county I know of where nearlyinstant sex is possible without having to pay for it.

If you plan on staying a while, understandthat Icelands village feel, where everyone has known each othersince childhood, will make it tough for you to make friends. Theonly way this will happen is if an Icelandic person happens to loveyour culture, perhaps having lived in your country as part of astudy-abroad program. Even then, with so many friends he or shesimply wont have the time or motivation to bring you completelyinto their circle. In South America, people will go out of theirway to adopt you, maybe even bringing you home to cook localcuisine, but in Iceland this is not the case. Unless youre takinga class at the university where you repeatedly expose yourself tothe same people, assume that youll be completely on your own forthe duration of your trip.

This is an easy decision: Reykjavik. Thecapital is the only city in Iceland with over 100,000 people and alarge enough population of attractive women for you to get yourflag. Reykjavik is compact, walkable, and has a centrally locatednightlife districteverything a horny traveler needs.

If you want to get out of Reykjavik, you canhop on a bus to Akureyri, a town of about 20,000 people. While itspurported to have a nightlife scene (I didnt visit), let me askyou a question: have you ever banged a girl while staying in avillage? If you cant do it in Reykjavik, youre not going to do itin Akureyri. Commit to getting your flag in Reykjavik because I canabsolutely verify that there are tons of easy girls who can helpmake that happen. If youve successfully captured your flag in thecapital, then swing by Akureyri to satisfy any further curiositiesyou may have.

The best way to get Iceland bangs is to finda girl and throw an afterparty at your place once the bars close,so youll need your own room stocked with a bottle of boozewithin walking distance of the nightlife zone. I cantstress enough that your hotel or apartment room must be close. Themore likely a stone thrown from the bar youre gaming in will landon your hotel or apartment, the more girls you will fuck, allbecause youre making it easy for drunk Icelandic girls to continuetheir night. If your place is so far that you need to take a taxi,youve already lost the game.

Open Google Maps and do a search onReykjavik. Zoom in and locate the domestic airport on the left(Reykjavkurflugvllur). Above the domestic airport is a park and alake, and then a square called Austurvllur, which is in front ofthe Althingi parliament building. Above that square is nightlifeground zero. Dont lodge more than ten blocks from thisarea! I lodged a respectable five blocks away, so all I had to dowas say the name of the street I was on (Aegisgata) for the girl tosay, Oh, wow! Thats close!

Since logistics are such a big part ofbanging in Iceland, you want to make it as easy on yourself aspossible. If youre not ready to pony up the cash to stay in anearby hotel or apartment (no hostels!), dont go to Iceland.