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You dont have to be Jewish to get back at the shmendriks* of the world Yiddish. Its the most colorful language in the history of mankind. What other language gives you a whole dictionary of ways to tell someone to drop dead? That schmuck who got promoted over you? Meigulgl zol er vern in a henglaykhter, by tog zol er hengen, un by nakht zol er brenen. (He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.) That soccer mom kibitzing on her cell phone and tying up traffic? Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit keyn kinder. (She should have stones and not children.) If You Cant Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish is the perfect glossary of Yiddish insults and curses, from the short and sweet to the whole megillah (Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter: He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death.) Complete with hundreds of the most creative insults for the putzes** and kvetchers *** of the world, this is an indispensable guide for Jews and Gentiles alike. When it comes to cursing someone who sorely needs it, may you never be at a loss for words again. *Idiots **More idiots ***Complainer; a pain in the tuchas**** **** Ones rear end

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English to Yiddish Glossary
EnglishYiddishHow You Say It
A black year!A shvartz yor!A Shvartz yor!
A boil is fine as long as its under someone elses arm.A geshvir iz a gutch zach bei yenem unhern orem.A gesh -vir iz a gutch zach bei yen -em un hern o- rem.
A cramp in his body [in his stomach; in his guts; in his bowels; in his fingers and toes)].A kramp im in layb [ in boyach; in di kishkes; in di gederem; in di finger ] .A kramp in layb [in boy -ach, in di keesh - kes, in di ged -er-em, in di fing -er].
A cramp in your stomach.A kramp dir in boyd.A kramp dir in boyd.
A fever should toss you (in bed) a foot high each time.Varfn zol did eylenvayz.Var- fen zol did ey len -wayz.
A fire should strike you while you are speaking now.A fyer zol did trefn vee du redst.A fy -er did tref -en vee du redst.
A friend you can get for nothing; an enemy has to be bought.A freint bekamt men umzist; a soineh muz men zich koifn.A freint bek -amt men um- zist ; a soi -neh muz men zich koif -en.
A friend you have to buy; enemies you get for nothing.A freint darf men zich koifn; sonem kright men umzist.A freint darf men zich koif -en; son -em kright men um- zist.
A horrible end should befall youA finsteren sof.A fin -ster-en sof.
Also can mean: May there be a dark ending for you.
A hundred houses shall he have; in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive him from bed to bed.Hindert hayzer zol er hobn; in yeder hoyz a hindert tsimern, in yeder tsimer tsvonsik betn un kadukhes zol im varfn fin eyn bet in der tsveyter.Hind -ert hay-zer zol er hob -en; in yed -er hoyz a hind -ert tsim -ern in yed -er tsim -er tsvon -sik bet -en un ka- duch -es zol im varf -en fin eyn bet in der tsveyt -er.
A plague on you.A choleryeh oyf dir.A cho- ley -er-yeh oyf dir.
A plague on you.A finsteren yor.A fin -ster-en yor.
Literally means: A dark year (for you).
A plague should befall you.A magaifeh zol dich trefen.A ma- gay -feh zol dich tref -en.
A rope around your neck.A shtrek dir oyfn haldz.A shtrek dir oyf-en haldz.
A stabbing pain in your stomach.A shnaydenish dir in boyd.A shnay -de-nish dir in boyd.
A wise man knows what he says, a fool says what he knows.A kluger vaist vos er zogt, a nar zogt vos er vaist.A klug -er vaist vos er zogt , a nar zogt vos er vaist.
A young child should be named after him.A kleyn kind zol noch im heysn.A kleyn kind zol noch im heys -en.
All his teeth should fall out except one to make him suffer.Ale tseyn zoln bay im aroysfalen, not eyner zol im blayben oyf tsonveytung.Ale tseyn zoln bay im a- roys -fal-en not eyn -er zol in blayb -en oyf tson- veyt -ung.
All problems I have in my heart should go to his head.Ale tsores vos ich hob oyf mayn hartsn zoln oysgeyn tsu zayn kop.Ale tsor -es vos ich hob oyf may -en harts -en, zoln oysg -eyn tsu zhine kop.
All the troubles (that weigh down my heart) should fall on your head.Ale tsores (vos id hob oyf mayn hartn) zoln oysgeyn tsu dayn kop.Ale tsor -es (vos id hob oyf mayn hart -en) zoln osy- gey -en tsu dayn kop.
An ugly ending to you.Miesseh meshuneh.Meese -eh ma- shee -neh.
Also means: To wish lots of trouble on someone. Literally means: A strange death or a tragic end.
Annoying personNudnikNood -nik
Also can be used to refer to someone who is a bore, is being obnoxious, nagging you, or generally being a nuisance.
Are you crazy?Tsi bistu meshugeh?Tsi- bis -tu me- shug -eh?
As many years as hes walked on his feet, let him walk on his hands, and for the rest of the time he should crawl along on his ass.Vifil yor er iz gegangn oyf di fis zol er geyn af di hent un di iberike zol er zich sharn oyf di hintn.Vi-fil yor er iz ge- gang -en oyf di fis zol er geyn af hi hent un di i- ber -ike zol er zich sharn oyf di hint -en.
As you make your bed, so will you sleep in it.Vi me bet zich oys, azoy darf men shlofn.Vi me bet zich oys, a zoy darf men shlof -en.
Ass kisserToches-leckerToo -ches leck -er
Also can refer to a brown-noser or someone who will do anything to gain favor. Literally means: buttock-licker.
BagelBeyglBay -gul
Probably one of the most popular Jewish foods that has found its way into many American hearts. Its a hard, ring-shaped bread roll that finds its roots in the Middle High German word bougel.
BastardMamzerMamz -er
Also someone who is a nasty, unworthy person.
Better a crooked foot than a crooked mind.Beser a krumer fus ayder a krumer kop.Bes -er a krum -er fus ay- der a krum -er kop.
Better that you should live and suffer.Zolst beser lebnun mutshen zid.Zolst bes- er leb -enun mut- shen zid.
Better to do nothing than to make something into nothing.Beser dos kind zol vaynen ayder der foter.Bes -er dos kind zol vayn -en ay- der der fot -er
BialyBialyBee- ya -lee
Roll, shaped like a disc, which is thicker around the outer edges and flattened in the middle. The middle of a bialy is traditionally filled with onion pieces and sometimes cheese. It gets its name from the Polish city Bialystok, which is credited with its creation.
Big deal, so what.Groisser gehilleh.Groys -eh geh- hill -eh.
Big idiotGroisser putzGroys -er putz
Also: big prick, big penis, big fool or big shot.
Big good-for-nothing.Groisser gornisht.Groys -er gor -nisht.
BimboTzatzkehTzatz -keh
Also can refer to someone who is a mistress, sexually attractive girl, or an overdressed woman. Another meaning can be a toy, ornament or expensive plaything.
Black sorrow is all that Finstere leyd zol nor di Fin- ster -eh leyd zol nor his mother should see mama oyf im zen. di ma -ma oyf im zen. of him.
BlintzBlintseBlint-seh
Looks like a thick crepe or thin pancake thats folded around some type of filling. Cheese, potatoes and fruit, individually or combined,
are the most common fillings used. Its origin is in the Russian word blinets or little pancake.
BraggartShvitzerShvitz -er
Literally means: Someone who sweats.
BurstPlotzPlots
When you feel like you are ready to explode from too much excitement or anger, you can say, I want to plotz.
Butter-fingeredShlemielShleh- meal
Also an inept or bungler. foolish person, a simpleton, nincompoop or a
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