Tom Wolfe - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

The ElectricKool-Aid Acid Test This edition contains the complete text of the original hardcover edition. NOT ONE WORD HAS BEEN OMITTED. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test A Bantam Book / published by arrangement with Farrar, Straus & Giroux

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20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 Contents I Black Shiny FBI Shoes / 1 II The Bladder Totem / 16 III The Electric Suit / 24 IV What Do You Think of My Buddha? / 32 V The Rusky-Dusky Neon Dust / 55 VI The Bus / 67 VII Unauthorized Acid / 87 VIII Tootling the Multitudes / 99 IX The Crypt Trip / 104 X Dream Wars / 108 XI The Unspoken Thing / 124 XII The Bust / 149 XIII The Hell's Angels / 167 XIV A Miracle in Seven Days / 182 XV Cloud / 198 XVI The Frozen Jug Band / 214 XVII Departures / 227 XVIII Cosmo's Tasmanian Deviltry / 229 XIX The Trips Festival / 249 XX The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test / 266 XXI The Fugitive / 286 XXII Diablo! / 305 XXIII The Red Tide / 310 XXIV The Mexican Bust / 325 XXV Secret Agent Number One / 331 XXVI The Cops and Robbers Game / 346 XXVII The Graduation / 371 Epilogue / 413 The ElectricKool-Aid Acid TestIBlack ShinyFBI Shoes THAT'S GOOD THINKING THERE, COOL BREEZE, COOL BREEZE is a kid with three or four days' beard sitting next to me on the stamped metal bottom of the open back part of a pickup truck. Bouncing along. Dipping and rising and rolling on these rotten springs like a boat. Out the back of the truck the city of San Francisco is bouncing down the hill, all those endless staggers of bay windows, slums with a view, bouncing and streaming down the hill. One after another, electric signs with neon martini glasses lit up on them, the San Francisco symbol of "bar"thousands of neon-magenta martini glasses bouncing and streaming down the hill, and beneath them hundreds, thousands of people wheeling around to look at this freaking crazed truck we're in, their white faces erupting from their lapels like marshmallowsstreaming and bouncing down the hilland God knows they've got plenty to look at.

That's why it strikes me as funny when Cool Breeze says very seriously over the whole roar of the thing, "I don't knowwhen Kesey gets out I don't know if I can come around the Warehouse." "Why not?" "Well, like the cops are going to be coming around like all feisty, and I'm on probation, so I don't know." Well, that's good thinking there, Cool Breeze. Don't rouse the bastids. Lie low like right now. Right now Cool Breeze is so terrified of the law he is sitting up in plain view of thousands of already startled citizens wearing some kind of Seven Dwarfs Black Forest gnome's hat covered in feathers and fluorescent colors. Kneeling in the truck, facing us, also in plain view, is a half-Ottawa Indian girl named Lois Jennings, with her head thrown back and a radiant look on her face. Also a blazing silver disk in the middle of her forehead alternately exploding with light when the sun hits it or sending off rainbows from the defraction lines in it.

And, oh yeah, there's a long-barreled Colt .45 revolver in her hand, only nobody on the street can tell it's a cap pistol as she pegs away, kheeew, kheeew, at the erupting marshmallow faces like Debra Paget in ... in ... Kesey's coming out of jail! Two more things they are looking at out there are a sign on the rear bumper reading "Custer Died for Your Sins" and, at the wheel, Lois's enamorado Stewart Brand, a thin blond guy with a blazing disk on his forehead too, and a whole necktie made of Indian beads. No shirt, however, just an Indian bead necktie on bare skin and a white butcher's coat with medals from the King of Sweden on it. Here comes a beautiful one, attach case and all, the day-is-done resentful look and the ... shoeshow they shine!and what the hell are these beatnik ninniesand Lois plugs him in the old marshmallow and he goes streaming and bouncing down the hill...

And the truck heaves and billows, blazing silver red and Day-Glo, and I doubt seriously, Cool Breeze, that there is a single cop in all of San Francisco today who does not know that this crazed vehicle is a guerrilla patrol from the dread LSD. The cops now know the whole scene, even the costumes, the jesuschrist strung-out hair, Indian beads, Indian headbands, donkey beads, temple bells, amulets, mandalas, god's-eyes, fluorescent vests, unicorn horns, Errol Flynn dueling shirtsbut they still don't know about the shoes. The heads have a thing about shoes. The worst are shiny black shoes with shoelaces in them. The hierarchy ascends from there, although practically all lowcut shoes are unhip, from there on up to the boots the heads like, light, fanciful boots, English boots of the mod variety, if that is all they can get, but better something like hand-tooled Mexican boots with Caliente Dude Triple A toes on them. So see the FBIblackshinylaced upFBI shoeswhen the FBI finally grabbed Kesey There is another girl in the back of the truck, a dark little girl with thick black hair, called Black Maria.

She looks Mexican, but she says to me in straight soft Californian: "When is your birthday?" "March 2." "Pisces," she says. And then: "I would never take you for a Pisces." "Why?" "You seem too... solid for a Pisces." But I know she means stolid. I am beginning to feel stolid. Back in New York City, Black Maria, I tell you, I am even known as something of a dude. a ... pair of shiny lowcut black shoes don't set them all to doing the Varsity Rag in the head world in San Francisco. pair of shiny lowcut black shoes don't set them all to doing the Varsity Rag in the head world in San Francisco.

Lois picks off the marshmallows one by one; Cool Breeze ascends into the innards of his gnome's hat; Black Maria, a Scorpio herself, rummages through the Zodiac; Stewart Brand winds it through the streets; paillettes explodeand this is nothing special, just the usual, the usual in the head world of San Francisco, just a little routine messing up the minds of the citizenry en route, nothing more than psyche food for beautiful people, while giving some guy from New York a lift to the Warehouse to wait for the Chief, Ken Kesey, who is getting out of jail. ABOUT ALL I KNEW ABOUT KESEY AT THAT POINT WAS THAT HE was a highly regarded 31-year-old novelist and in a lot of trouble over drugs. He wrote One

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