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The United States has survived clueless presidential administrations before. But no matter how enormous the crisis the Great Depression, Vietnam, Watergate, Monica Lewinskys thong Americas always come out looking like, well, America.

This time, however, somethings different. Things arent just screwed up; theyre f&#!$d up beyond all recognition. Wel-come to F.U.B.A.R., a hilarious and scathing satire of the American Rights bad behavior, by the creators of Air Americas Majority Report.

If youre a liberal whos somehow not panicked over the state of our Union, or if youre a Republican whos just having voters remorse, or if you think whats happening to the country is just politics as usual, F.U.B.A.R. will open your eyes to our current national nightmare. With completely unfair and unbalanced analysis, authors Sam Seder and Stephen Sherrill take readers on a whirlwind tour of whats left of the United States, exposing the truth about the...

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F.U.B.A.R. is a military acronym that means FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION . It is the authors contention that the country has been fucked up. But more than just the general boy, things are really fucked up feeling that most Americans have when watching the news or rolling their eyes at the more-partisan-bickering-by-those-Washington-politicians tone the media takes with any story about politics.

This is a different kind of fucked upone thats making America unrecognizable as the America most Americans feel they know. You may think the political and social situation in this country is bad. But its worse. Its the Rapture Right Paradox: to whatever extent you realize Bush and the Rapture Right have fucked America up, its always worse. However worse you think it is, its worser. So far, scientists have been unable to come up with a successful mathematical proof of the Rapture Right Paradox, but then the Rapture Right isnt so big on science.

How have they been able to fuck things up so badly? Its sort of like those parasites who eat their host from the inside without the host even knowingkeeping them alive for as long as possible. Everything looks normal until the host is no longer needed, and then, poofit all crumbles. They depend on you being, essentially, asleep and unaware of whats going on.

Sure, youve been up, walking around, spending money, eating stuff, signing for packages, lifting babies, handling glass things, grilling meats; but youve been asleep.

Maybe it was Bill Clinton who put you to sleep. Maybe it was a good run of a tech stock. Maybe it was the medias obsession with missing white women. Maybe it was the job, the kids, Ben and Jen or Jen and Brad. Maybe it was the arriv of the Beaujolais nouveau. Maybe you follow politics, maybe youre liberal or independent or Democrat or fiscally responsible or progressive or intelligentprobably most of these things. But youve been asleep.

Nothing to be ashamed of. We realize people have lives to lead, families to take care of. And sometimes its easier to just go along, and not want to know too much about whats going on. We have these tendencies, toowere both meat-eaters, for example, though suspect we wouldnt be if we delved too deeply into how that hamburger wound up on our plate at the Corner Bistro.

But, you say, I know the country is having a tough time, I know the Bush administration is corrupt, I know about Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff, I know about the lies before the war started and the lies after the war started, I know about the trillion-dollar Iraq War bill my grandkids will have to pay, I know about the huge deficits, the wage stagnation, the hackery and incompetence exposed by Katrina, the secret NSA domestic spying with no court order.

But thats not all the right wing is doing. Theyre not just trying to reshape the political landscape of the country; theyre trying to redefine things like reality and truth. Theyll take the former where they can get it (and theyve gotten a lot of it during the last five years), but its the latter where the chance for big, wholesale change is.

Thats why, as youll notice, we use the terms Bush, Republicans, and Rapture Right interchangeably. What was once the fringethe embarrassing cousin they saw only when they had to (special occasions, especially the ones held every four years in November)has now become the heart of the Republican Party. Theyve finally got the real power, and, like Bush with the phantom political capital he claimed to have earned after the 2004 election, they intend to use it.

So, while Bush chips away at the outside, the Rapture Right chips away at the foundation. A little bit of doubt about the truth of evolution here, a little bit of social security lies there, a little bit of fear about homosexuals everywhere, and pretty soon the countrys all fucked up.

Among other things, F.U.B.A.R. serves as an attempt to show you how theyre doing this, wake you up to the nightmare that is Rapture Right America, and give you a few pointers about how to live more comfortably in the New America.

To those out there who may feel theyre not ready to experience the full awakening, weve thought of you, too. For you weve included a lot of fun puzzles and games that you can skip to if youd rather not see whats going on. They can be found at the end of the bookso if you choose to avail yourself of this option, you, too, can feel like youve finished the book.

But we hope the rest of you will press on. If you dont, then the Rapture Right has won. Were fighting them here so you dont have to fight themoh well

THE BAD NEWS IS THERES NO GOOD NEWS

Y ou may have noticed that under the Bush regime the line between church and state has gotten a bit blurry. Maybe youve heard about a Ten Commandment controversy here or an attorney general anointing himself with cooking oil there. Perhaps you know that over the past five years your government has given more than a billion dollars of your tax money to tax-exempt churches for faith-based initiatives ( aka pay-Yahweh-ola). Perhaps youve been following the brouhaha over trying to change the Constitution so that gay people cant get married. But hey, no biggie, theyre doing their thing, Im doing mine.

The problem is that your thing is their thing. The Republican Party isnt the charming, noblesse-oblige, country-club avuncular-drunk Grand Old Party of yesteryear. Theres a new sheriff in GOP town. One who believes were living in end times. This one is lighter on the charm and heavier on the apocalypse. Hes a Rapture Republican, a Big Government Theocrat, a Radical Clerican American Taliban.

If youre reading this book, chances are youre a thoughtful, curious person. In our new future under Rapture Republican rule, you may want to think about dialing that kind of thing down a bit. When in public, stick to simple declarative sentences, like, Hey, thats tall! or According to Jim was awesome last night! If the world looks flat from where you are, its flat.

As far as reading in particular, scale back quickly (after, of course, you finish reading this book). If you feel like you absolutely must continue reading, pick up a People or Us Weekly ( Time and Newsweek work just as well). Nothing will make you more docile than having your head filled with the details of Nick and Jessicas divorce or whether its Hilary or Lindsay whos being the jerk about the whole thing.

RETURN TO THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS

Sure the Rapture Right has always been around, but the new reality is that Washingtonand statehouses and school boards and newsrooms around the countryare flooded with them. What was once funny is no longer so funny. Ever wonder why you dont hear much about the Christian Coalition or the Moral Majority anymore? Well, theyve changed their namesnow theyre just called Republicans. Heres Hanna Rosin writing in the Washington Post in March 2005:

This year evangelicals in public office have finally become so numerous that theyve blended in to the permanent Washington backdrop, a new establishment that has absorbed the local habits and mores

And a lot of them have already absorbed the local habits and mores of Capitol Hill:

Nearly every third congressional office stocks an ambitious Christian leader who calls himself evangelical, according to Jim Guth, a political science professor at Furman University.

Coral Ridge Ministries boasts a weekly television show and a daily radio show broadcast to millions. The following was written by its former executive director George Grant. Its basically the mission statement of the Rapture Right:

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