Profiles - Nicaragua for Nomads

Location: Managua, Nicaragua

I lifted weights and changed in the locker room. Being slightly hung over, I planned to set the bar pretty low. She looked damn good on Tinder, but I got laid last night and truly didnt give a fuck. While only being in Managua for a few days, I already knew things were easy in the crumby capital of Nicaragua. I threw on my cargo shorts and crusty white V-neck and strolled to the restaurant.

She was already seated and enjoying her first lunch beer of the day as I walked in. While ambitious on her part, I took this as a good sign. We greeted and made pleasantries.

Food was ordered. She kept drinking beers, while I stuck with water. This one was a bit weird. I couldnt put a finger on it, but she was different. However, she was pretty cute. We met on Tinder a few days earlier and she made things easy. I sent her my standard opener:

Sweet baby Jesus! Tell your parents good job ;)

I was met with zero resistance in setting up a date as the conversation took off. Her Tinder photos made her look like an 8 in my books, but she wasnt that attractive. She did past the boner test with flying colors. Plus, she was fluent in English after a stint in NYC for some bullshit job. She was upper class in Nicaragua and had her own car. It was clear she only fucked gringos.

We ate lunch and then I started touching her arms and legs a bit. She responded well. I struggled to gauge her buying temperature as this chick was weird as hell, but it was getting to that point. I wanted to lie down. My hangover had me needing either sex or sleep. I didnt care which was about to happen.

Hey, want to come back to my hotel for a minute? I just finished my workout before lunch and I need to take a protein shake. I said.

She smiled, Umm, sure. I drove so I can drive us back.

Cool. I shrugged while signaling the waiter for the bill.

We hopped in her especially nice for a Nicaraguan car and were back in my hotel room within five minutes. I shook my shake as she sat on my bed. After cleaning out my blender bottle and taking a piss, I joined her on the bed and shoved her back.

She laughed as she lay there, but I didnt make a move. I turned the television on to drown out some of the noise, if sex was going to happen. Dont want to bother the neighbors now.

Sex did happen. Within a minute of turning the TV on, we were making out. I had a condom on less than two minutes later.

The sex was cool. Not great, but Im not one to turn down a couple orgasms with a cutie. Her tits jiggled perfectly as we fucked and they were larger than I expected. Her ass moved in a similar way.

Overall, it was a solid lunch. We banged and she left 20 minutes later, allowing me to nap and work the rest of the day away. Travelling with Tinder works that way sometimes ;)

Location: Managua, Nicaragua

Since Plenty of Fish doesnt actually work in Nicaragua, it was pretty worthless. The only way to see if any chicks in Managua were on the site was through the locals features in the app. There were a few that showed up in the locals feature.

She was the only girl on Plenty Of Fish in Managua who didnt look like straight ass. We messaged a bit and then she gave me her number. She didnt speak much English, but it didnt matter. Google Translate gets the job done.

After some Spanglish messaging on WhatsApp, we agreed to meet once I got back from El Salvador. She worked close to my hotel and wanted to grab drinks one night when she got off.

I arrived at the bar and grill a few minutes before she did. The place had become my go-to date spot. I logged on to the Wi-Fi and checked my message. She was on the way. I ordered my dinner and waited.

She walked in and I was pleasantly surprised. Pictures can be deceiving and I really didnt know if she was going to be too cute or not. She was 19 and had braces, but her body was impressive. In typical Latina fashion, she had a nice rack and thick ass that she flaunted by wearing provocative clothing. She showed up to our date in a skintight grey dress and heels. Good girl.

From the jump, she was into me. She couldnt stop smiling and continually laughed at my attempts to speak Spanish. I found out she was born and raised in Cuba, but had moved to Nicaragua with her mother a few years back. I ate my dinner as we sipped beers and talked.