Profiles - Traveling With Tinder

Location: Managua, Nicaragua

I lifted weights and changed in the locker room. Being slightly hung over, I planned to set the bar pretty low. She looked damn good on Tinder, but Id gotten laid last night and truly didnt give a fuck. While only being in Managua for a few days, I already knew things were easy in the crumby capital of Nicaragua. I threw on my cargo shorts and crusty white V-neck and strolled to the restaurant.

She was already seated and enjoying her first lunch beer of the day as I walked in. While ambitious on her part, I took this as a good sign. We greeted and made pleasantries.

Food was ordered. She kept drinking beers, while I stuck with water. This one was a bit weird. I couldnt put a finger on it, but she was different. However, she was pretty cute. We met on Tinder a few days earlier and she made things easy. I sent her my standard opener:

Sweet baby Jesus! Tell your parents good job ;)

I was met with zero resistance in setting up a date as the conversation took off. Her Tinder photos made her look like an 8 in my books, but she wasnt that attractive. She did past the boner test with flying colors. Plus, she was fluent in English after a stint in NYC for some bullshit job. She was upper class in Nicaragua and had her own car. It was clear she only fucked gringos.

We ate lunch and then I started touching her arms and legs a bit. She responded well. I struggled to gauge her buying temperature as this chick was weird as hell, but it was getting to that point. I wanted to lie down. My hangover had me needing either sex or sleep. I didnt care which was about to happen.

Hey, want to come back to my hotel for a minute? I just finished my workout before lunch and I need to take a protein shake. I said.

She smiled, Umm, sure. I drove so I can drive us back.

Cool. I shrugged while signaling the waiter for the bill.

We hopped in her especially nice for a Nicaraguan car and were back in my hotel room within five minutes. I shook my shake as she sat on my bed. After cleaning out my blender bottle and taking a piss, I joined her on the bed and shoved her back.

She laughed as she lay there, but I didnt make a move. I turned the television on to drown out some of the noise, if sex was going to happen. Dont want to bother the neighbors now.

Sex did happen. Within a minute of turning the TV on, we were making out. I had a condom on less than two minutes later.

The sex was cool. Not great, but Im not one to turn down a couple orgasms with a cutie. Her tits jiggled perfectly as we fucked and they were larger than I expected. Her ass moved in a similar way.

Overall, it was a solid lunch. We banged and she left 20 minutes later, allowing me to nap and work the rest of the day away. Travelling with Tinder works that way sometimes ;)