Unspirational - Tinder Nightmares

Since the dawn of time, people have yearned to find their match. That person. That person to spend every waking moment with. That person to walk hand in hand into forever with. That person to make fun of people at the restaurant with. That person. Enter Tinder, a one-stop shop for hangouts, hookups, and in some cases, true everlasting love. Its an incredibly romantic journey. You swipe left, you swipe right, you match, you chat, you date, you get engaged, you get married, you get buried next to each other. If only it were that easy. You think youve found the oasis in the desert, but quickly realize that for every great person out there, there are five hundred creeps. One wants to see you naked, another wants to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. What could have been so sweet is now so sour. Where do you go? Well, you come here... You may find fun, you may find hope, you may even find love. It can all be a wonderful dream. But when theyre not dreams, theyre nightmares. Tinder nightmares.;Introduction -- Pickup lines -- Bad english -- Persistence -- Broetry -- Booty calls -- Strange requests -- Shot down -- Sneak attacks -- Random weirdness -- Acknowledgments.