Richard Benson - F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

Pop quizzes, midterms, final examswhatever the test, every student has experienced that terrible moment: Youre sitting at your desk, classmates all around you, test paper in hand, staring at the next question and drawing a total blank.
Maybe you are a student now, putting off studying for the big test tomorrow by reading this book. If so, you wont find any useful answers. What you will find are hilarious, real responses from students who realized that they had no hope of answering a question correctly, and decided to have a little fun instead.
Whether youre still in school or youve come out safely on the other side, we can all agree that while the spectacle of failure can be highly entertaining, its even better to see a FAIL turn into a WIN. What is a nitrate? Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term hard water. What is a vacuum? What is the process for separating a mixture of chalk and sand? What is the process in which steam turns into water? What is methane? What is the meaning of the term activation energy? In a blast furnace it is impossible for aluminum to be extracted from its ores. Why? What type of attractive force or bond holds the sodium ions and chloride ions together in a crystal of sodium chloride? Over the last 50 years there has been a significant change in the concentration of carbon dioxide.

Give a reason for this. What are the characteristics of crude oil? Describe the chemical differences between H2O and CO2. What is a vibration? What is the difference between a hydrocarbon (such as ethane) and an alcohol (such as ethanol)? The burning of fossil fuels that contain carbon produces a gas called carbon dioxide. Draw a dot-and-cross diagram to represent carbon dioxide.

What is the lowest-frequency noise that a human can register? What is the highest-frequency noise that a human can register? Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red in color.

What does this show? What is a fibula? What is the meaning of the word varicose? What does terminal illness mean? Define enzyme. Define coenzyme. What happens during puberty to a boy? Give an example of a smoking-related disease. What are the three different types of blood vessels?