Richard Benson - F this Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

First published in the United States in 2014 by Chronicle Books LLC. The contents of this book were published in the United Kingdom in 2012 by Summersdale Publishers Ltd. under the titles F in English, F in Geography, F in History, F in Retakes, and F in Science. Copyright 2012 by Summersdale Publishers Ltd. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any from without permission from the publisher.

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School can be fun. If you know all the answers, filling out a test paper can be a) A snap b) A breeze c) A cinch d) All of the above But of course there are those times when you dont know the answers. Weve all been there: You look at the question, read it again, skip it, come back to it later, and still draw a total blank. Faced with this catastrophe, the students whose real test answers are collected here didnt give up. They decided to have a little fun instead, and their answerswrong, but brilliantly wrongshould earn them extra credit, if school or life was remotely fair.

While, alas, their grades may have suffered, their collected efforts are here at least for us to enjoy. How does Dickens create sympathy for Pip in Great Expectations? List the main events of Robinson Crusoe. What is the overall message of Frankenstein? Name a key theme in Madame Bovary. Summarize the events of The Fall of the House of Usher. Give a brief summary of the plot of The Strange Case of Dr. Hyde. List two major themes of The Strange Case of Dr. List two major themes of The Strange Case of Dr.

Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. How is Piggy made sympathetic in The Lord of the Flies? How are the mountain ranges conditions described in Touching the Void? What factors lead toward Nancys death in Oliver Twist? How might the themes of Crime and Punishment be relevant to todays society? List two ways Pride and Prejudice can be read. Name three tenses. Give an example of a proverb. Write a sentence containing a double negative. In what sort of writing would it be appropriate to use bullet points? In what circumstances would you employ a semicolon? When would you use a preposition?. Which sentence is correct? Please tell Damien if there are less than five books in the library. Which sentence is correct? Please tell Damien if there are less than five books in the library.

Please tell Damien if there are fewer than five books in the library. On average, how many words a minute do we usually speak? How significant is tone of voice when communicating? Write a sentence containing a question tag. Define dialect.