McMullan - Dog Shaming : Canine Confessions

Other Titles by Susan McMullan Hamish McHamish of St AndrewsKeep Calm and Get a Cat First published 2013 by Black & White Publishing Ltd 29 Ocean Drive, Edinburgh EH6 6JL www.blackandwhitepublishing.com This electronic edition published in 2013 ISBN: 978 1 84502 774 2 in EPub format ISBN: 978 1 84502 651 6 in hardback format Copyright Susan McMullan 2013 The right of Susan McMullan to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form, or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without permission in writing from the publisher. A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library. Designed by Creative Link, North Berwick Ebook compilation by RefineCatch Ltd, Bungay

They say dogs are better than humans because they know but do not tell. But wouldnt it be great if sometimes they did? Look no further! Dog Shaming Canine Confessions shares the laugh-out-loud photographs of dog lovers from all over the world who have decided its time for their pooches to own up and confess their sins! With their unique personalities, our cuddly canines make irreplaceable companions.

They offer the best welcome home after a long, hard day at work that you could ever imagine and lets face it; there really is no other therapy quite like the big slobbery kisses of our four-legged friends. Anyone who has ever experienced the joy of having a dog in their life knows just how much fun they are to have around. But dont be fooled. They all have mischievous sides too! Each much-loved pup is also a bona fide scamp-in-waiting. They hide the newspapers, chew the furniture, hump our guests legs and poop in places that are strictly off limits. Dog lovers rejoice! This book is a celebration of mans best friend.

So sit back and relax as you share in the highs and lows of being owned by a pooch! CHAPTER 1

They might look cute and fluffy but looks can be deceiving! We all know that our pooches make loveable, huggable friends but their quirky characters can turn them into a force to be reckoned with. Keep your prized possessions well hidden, lock up your best clothes and furniture nothing is safe from the paws of a restless pup looking for something to do! You have been warned! CHAPTER 2 Sometimes theres just no telling them! Hundreds of pounds spent on obedience classes, hours and hours of patiently training our four-legged friends and still they just wont do what theyre told. How many times have you barked at your mongrels not to do something, only for them to turn round and do it anyway? Weve all been there. Whether were trying to stop them eating our food off the table, asking them nicely not to empty the washing basket again, or endlessly pleading with them to give up chasing the neighbours cat, there are always two words that they just cant seem to get to grips with: leave it! Next page