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I was excited to go to Lithuania after hearing it is visitedby fewer tourists than Estonia and Latvia. I wanted to get some easy bangs andcomplete my Baltic sweep. The result was mixed. It was both easier and harderat the same time. Girls rated 6 and below werent hard to bang, but girls ratedabove that were tough as nails. Before I talk about the women, lets start withsome basic history.

Lithuania shares a 400-year common history with Poland. Theyfreed themselves from the Poles only to be slapped around by Russia starting inthe late eighteenth century. The Russians tried to eliminate the Lithuanianlanguage, but stubborn locals kept it alive by smuggling in Lithuanian booksprinted in neighboring countries. Lithuania achieved independence after WorldWar I and saw a cultural rebirth until World War II, when Russia took overagain. The intelligentsia was deported to Siberia and Lithuania was ruled withan iron fist until the country finally become free once again in 1991.

During my month stay in Lithuania, I didnt feel that theculture was heavily dominated by the Russian mindset. Though they weresometimes shy, girls were open and eager to talk to me. I didnt interact withrocks, something that was more of a problem in Latvia and Ukraine, where theRussian influence is stronger. Foreigners who dont act like obvious sextourists will be well-received, and there are no logistical problems withstaying for a while.

The biggest issue youll face is bad English. Lithuaniansspeak the worst English in the Baltics. This is because the government has onlyrecently made English a requirement in schools, meaning that girls over twenty-fiveor so will likely not be conversational in it. Even with young girls who speakEnglish well, theres a confidence problem that makes them especially scared ofmaking a mistake and appearing stupid.

In the first couple minutes of a conversation it would besmart to compliment their English, even if it sucks. Say, Its okay if youmake a mistakeeven native speakers make a lot of grammatical errors. Thiswill make them feel comfortable talking, knowing that you wont be silentlymocking her. A Lithuanian girls biggest fear is that someone is taking her fora fool.

There are three primary cities to visit: Vilnius, Kaunas, and Klaipda. Vilnius is the capital with half a million people. After my badexperience in Riga, the capital of Latvia, I decided it would be best to avoidanother sex tourist destination. The benefits of Vilnius is that it is thelargest city in the country, with a wealthier citizenry that can afford to goout more regularly. It also has more nightlife options.

I spent my entire stay in Kaunas, a slightly smaller city of320,000 people. Its an ugly industrial dump with few tourists and a handful ofnightlife options. The foreigners who were there happened to be Erasmusexchange students, most of whom were from Spain or Turkey. This competitionshouldnt concern you since theyre young and live in dorms. I did see someforeign men come for the weekends, but it was just a touch of what I saw in Tallinn and Riga.

A contrary option would be Klaipda, a shrinking cityon the Baltic coast with a population of 160,000. Since most of the nightlifeis in the form of sit-down bars and pubs, youll have to primarily use daygame, which thankfully is a sound option in Lithuania. There are resort hotelson the Baltic coast that attract visitors in the summer, but I havent heardany buzz that its a good place to bang Lithuanian girls.

Depending on your tolerance for sex tourists, either Kaunas or Vilnius will provide enough women to approach and capture your flag within ashort amount of time. Since both have their advantages and disadvantages, mygut instinct tells me that your odds of success with either place are about thesame, assuming youre not going in the middle of summer. Like in most Europeancities, the best time to visit is April, May, September, and October.

Getting to and from Lithuania offers no challenge. Go to Skyscanner.comfor airfares. Hop on a bus if youre in Estonia or Latvia. Apartment lodging isrelatively easy to obtain in Vilnius. A simple Google search on Vilnius +(flat OR apartment) will give you a couple options, or you can check outBooking.com. If youre looking at stays for a week or less, expect to pay$6070 a night for an apartment, which is still cheaper than a hotel. Youll beable to get deals on monthly rentals that will put it around $6001,000 for themonth.

Another way to get a rental is to contact real estateoffices in the city once youre on the ground. They usually have a staple offurnished apartments for foreigners who visit on business.

If you dont mind shared housing, post an ad on theCouchsurfing group of the city where you want to stay (http://www.couchsurfing.org).Click on Community, then on Find Groups, then enter the city inthe search box.

There are no specific packing needs for Lithuania, but I do recommend that you bring an unlocked cell phone (get a SIM card from amobile shop like Labas in any mall).

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Before arriving, it was hard for me to find much in the wayof Lithuanian girl stereotypes. The lack of available information made me alittle bit suspicious that guys were holding back their thoughts so theywouldnt spoil a possible poosy paradise. On the other hand, Lithuania has never been a top tourist destination.

In the end, I think its a combination of the two. Istrongly suspect a lot of guys are pulling their punches because they dontwant a decent spot in Eastern Europe to get ruined. Im not sure why theyre soconcerned because while Lithuania is okay, its not great.

Lithuanian girls have the most beautiful, feminine hair Iveseen. Not only do they grow it extremely long, sometimes past their waists, butthey put such delicate care into it that I felt like I was walking around onthe set of shampoo commercial. It had the effect or raising a girls averagebeauty by one or two points. It wont be uncommon for you to meet girls whohavent cut their hair in more than five years.

By far the most dominant hair color is blonde, but judgingby the mismatched eyebrows, I suspect theres a lot of hair dyeing going on,especially since blondes were in much greater numbers than in Estonia, Latvia, or Poland. Personally, I think blonde hair and dark eyebrows is a great look, so Ididnt at all mind the peroxide abuse.

As for bodies, the good news is that Lithuanian girls arethinner than Estonian and Latvian girls. Fat girls were rare, though youllstill find the occasional thickie. The big problem with Lithuanian girls isthat have no curves. Their breasts arent big and their asses can be shockinglyflat, to the point where I had no motivation to ass spectate. Unfortunately,there are no big booty bitches in Lithuania. Their bodies were decidedly boyishand straight like Asian girls, but since they were thin and sexily dressed, itwasnt all bad.

The best feature of a Lithuanian girl is without a doubt herface. Many girls have faces that are perfectly proportioned and symmetricalwith beautiful eyes, full lips, and nice cheekbones. The only place that couldeven begin to compete with them in terms of pure beauty was Argentina. Youwont find yourself complaining that another country has significantly moreattractive women.

Theres something strange going on with the collective personalityof Lithuanian girls. Most are friendly and receptive, if not a bit shy, buttheres a subset with repulsive attitudes that are just plain nasty. These meangirls will cut you down, insult you, then ask you to buy them drinks. One girlI approached said I looked like a monkey, a type of insult Id never gottenanywhere in the world.