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About the Book
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were Britains greatest double act. Brought together in Beyond The Fringe, the finest revue ever seen in the West End or on Broadway, they reinvented the sketch show in Not Only...But Also, created a comic duo, Pete & Dud, to rival Laurel & Hardy, and tore it all apart as Derek & Clive.
They were the first comedians with rock star status. Their influence is immense. They inspired several generations of comics, from Monty Python to Ricky Gervais, yet their partnership fell apart when they were barely in their forties. Dudley went to Hollywood, where he became an unlikely sex symbol. Peter remained in Hampstead, his occasional brilliant cameos punctuated by increasingly long periods of semi-retirement. Peter died in his late fifties. Dudley died in his late sixties.
Neither of them fulfilled their vast potential, so the saying goes, but they still achieved far more than most comedians can even dream of. They bridged the British class divide. They were stars in America and Australia. They made some of the best TV programmes (and a couple of the worst movies) the public had ever seen.
One Leg Too Few is their story. Its the story of an extraordinary partnership a friendship, a relationship, almost at times a marriage. With new interviews with friends and colleagues, teachers and relatives, it charts the rise and fall and enduring legacy of a double act that changed the British sense of humour.
About the Author
William Cook edited Tragically I Was An Only Twin and Goodbye Again, two biographical anthologies of the work of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. He is the author of several other books about comedians, including The Comedy Store and Morecambe & Wise Untold. He has worked for the BBC and has written for the Guardian, the New Statesman and the Mail on Sunday. He currently contributes to the Independent and the Spectator. He has won various prizes for his travel writing, including the Johann Strauss Gold Medal for his reporting from Vienna. His most recent publication is Kiss Me, Chudleigh The World According To Auberon Waugh.
Also by William Cook
Goodbye Again
Tragically I was an Only Twin
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This book is dedicated to Peter Cork and Peter Way
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Biography is a team game, whichever name goes on the cover, and I am most grateful to all the following individuals and institutions without whose help this book would probably still have been written, but almost certainly by someone else:
Gillon Aitken
Nick Austin
Andrew Barrow
John Bassett
Alexandra Bastedo
Michael Bawtree
Francis Bennett
Michael Billington
Gaye Brown
Michael Burrell
Edward Cook
Elizabeth Cook
Judy Cook
Lin Cook
Sophie Cook
Thea Cook
Wendy Cook
Peter Cork
Brian Dallow
David Dearlove
Trevor Dolby
Eleanor Fazan
Rena Fruchter
John Gale
Lisolette Gale
Nicholas Garland
Patrick Garland
Georgia Glover
Vera Grigg
Andrew Gordon
Melanie Haselden
Jonathan Harlow
Amelia Harvell
Tony Hole
Barry Humphries
Bruce Hunter
Suzy Kendall
Andrew Kidd
Chris Langham
Roger Law
Ken Loach
Elisabeth Luard
Gillian Lynne
David Maclaren Webster
Sally McLaren
Joe McGrath
Bob Miller
Amy Mitchell
Barbara Moore
Richard Morgan
Katherine Murphy
Mavis Nicholson
Michael Parkinson
Imogen Pelham
Robert Ponsonby
Peter Preston
Peter Raby
Linda Rhodes
Teresa Rudge
Clare Sargent
Sarah Seymour
Robert Smith
Barbara Stevens
Bernard Stevens
Mark Wareham
Elizabeth Way
Peter Way
Teresa Wells
Suzanne Westrip
Norma Winstone
Aitken Alexander Associates
Associated Newspapers
Billy Marsh Associates
Carr Design Studio
David Higham Associates
Martine Avenue Productions
Music for All Seasons
Radley College
Valence House
ONE LEG TOO FEW
One of my favourite sketches I wrote very early on, when I was about eighteen. It was called One Leg Too Few, about a one-legged man auditioning for the part of Tarzan. Its a bit alarming that I wrote it at eighteen. I dont think Ive written anything better since.
(Peter Cook, Success Story, BBC, May 1974)
PETER: | Now, Mr Spiggott, you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan. |
DUDLEY: | Right. |
PETER: | Now, I couldnt help noticing, almost at once, that you are a one-legged person. |
DUDLEY: | You noticed that? |
PETER: | I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you get to notice these little things almost instinctively. Now, Mr Spiggott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan a role which traditionally involves the use of a two-legged actor. |
DUDLEY: | Correct. |
PETER: | And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role. |
DUDLEY: | Right. |
PETER: | A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement. |
DUDLEY: | Very true. |
PETER: | Well, Mr Spiggott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing this role? |
DUDLEY: | Yes, I think you ought to. |
PETER: | Need I say with overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient. |
DUDLEY: | The leg division? |
PETER: | Yes, the leg division, Mr Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg its a lovely leg for the role. Thats what I said when I saw it come in. I said A lovely leg for the role. Ive got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you |
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