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Table of Contents

To Natalie,
who helped create the concept of Married To The Sea,
and without whom none of this would have been possible.

Introduction

Dearest reader, thank you for purchasing this book. You are entering a world where the past collides with the present. A hand reaches through the fibers of time to put words into the mouths of long-dead actors, words such as Nutty Bars and Whoomp, There It Is. Its my hand, and its manly, but soft, because I use the computer a lot.

The consequence of the technology surrounding us in the year 2011 is that we use it for precisely nothing: breakfast statuses, lunch statuses, I hate my job statuses. The dishonor I commit by making our ancestors say bantamweight slapboxer is the tiniest pebble of shame upon the Jupiter of Wasting All Weve Been Given.

So, in closing, Ill leave you with this reminder: Those who forget history are something something (look up and fill this in later).

Tastes of the Portions of the Swine.

Heh heh. Dutch oven.

Champagne? Ugh... champagne has grapes in it too. I need some soy wine. Im ,grapetose intolerant.

Your offer is generous, Craig... Im just not sure Im ready to live in a cage in your living room, wear a dog collar, and clean your house in exchange for room and board. Im sure youll find someone... perhaps you could start some sort of listing service.

Good news, Mr. Atkinson! There is nothing blocking your colon at all... Your colleague may have been speaking idiomatically in regards to the stick.

Please (ReadIf you did not purchase plums for the icebox, they are not yours. This means you , William. Some of us cannot eat poems when we are hungry.

Attention! Attention all townspeople! The King has declared that this village is now to be used for hipsters! If you are not a hipster, you will be subject to being scowled at... effective immediately!

Miss! Excuse me, miss... I simply can not let you pass without comment. Are you from that cult church in Texas? Because your sleeves are mad puffy. A man would marry his cousin for those sleeves, girl.

WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

I DONT KNOW LETS RUN IN FRONT OF IT JUST IN CASE

Hmm... What if I stomped on these a bunch and then let them rot in a barrel?

Okay, okay! If you insist, Ill tell you... but you have to promise not to repeat it! Promise? Okay.

Start the level as usual, but where you see the turtles, jump up above them and hit the block. A beanstalk will grow out of the block, and you climb that. Theres like... I dont know, two hundred coins up there? I never had time to count, cause Im always too busy whipping ass at Mario.

Here you are, Uncle... shhhhhhh. Sip it slowly. Its some purple drank. It taste good. Now lean... there you go. Thats better.

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