Ed Fischer - Boomer Humor: Cartoons, Jokes, Quotes and Trivia!

Dedication To Jan and her wonderful laugh. Cover design by Jonathan Norberg Copyright 2014 by Ed Fischer Published by Adventure Publications, Inc. 820 Cleveland Street South Cambridge, MN 55008 1-800-678-7006 www.adventurepublications.net All rights reserved ISBN: 978-1-59193-481-3 (paperback) ISBN: 978-1-59193-492-9 (ebook) Introduction Its true. Getting older isnt for wimps. That said, getting older can be one of the best times of your life. Work or play, maybe its time to try something new.

Spend more time with the grandkids, travel big-time, or just appreciate the obvious, time and time again. All thats needed is the right attitude and plenty of laughter. Thats where Boomer Humor comes in. Give someone you care about (like yourself) laughter that gets to the heart of the matter and caring messages that touch the heart. Then, enjoy some trivia that will bring back a few memories. Playful attitude.

More laughter. More fun. More joy. Its time. Anyone who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. Errol Flynn My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask directions.

Elayne Boosler Its an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasnt had a birthday in seven years. Robert Orben The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. Phyllis Diller Hes so old they discontinued his blood type. Bill Dana If I had my life to live over again, Id make the same mistakes, only sooner. Taluhah Bankhead Your secrets are safe with your friends because they cant remember them either.

Anonymous Last week I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. Rodney Dangerfield There are no old people nowadays; they are either wonderful for their age or dead. Mary Pettibone Poole After 60, a body has a mind of its own. Anonymous Everything I did in my life was worth what I caught hell for. Earl Warren Youll know youre old when everything hurts and what doesnt hurt doesnt work.

George Burns Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions. Anonymous Joe said its OK to be bald, especially in the summer. He said hes hair-conditioned. Anonymous