CHASING THE AMISH DREAM
Loren Beachy is such a charmer! Reading through these delightful stories of life as an Amish bachelor, I felt like I was with Loren at an old-fashioned box social, a farm auction, and all the places and spaces he occupies in his plain community. Jump in the buggy with Loren Beachy and youll take to this book like a rabbit to a carrot patch.
Lorilee Craker, author of Money Secrets of the Amish
Beachys witty and charming stories capture the joy and delight of Amish life.
Donald B. Kraybill, author of The Riddle of Amish Culture
I can assure you that you will not only devour this refreshing and hilarious read. You will gain a newfound understanding of the Amish as a people. You will realize that we, too, are individuals created in flesh and blood.
Michael Lambright, Amish teacher
From the classroom and the ball field to canoe trips with friends, cross-country jaunts, and horse auctions, these engaging vignettes open a window into life in Loren Beachys northern Indiana Amish community. A fun and informative read!
Karen Johnson-Weiner, coauthor of The Amish
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Beachy, Loren, 1987- author.
Chasing the Amish dream : my life as a young Amish bachelor / Loren Beachy.
pages cm
Includes bibliographical references.
ISBN 978-0-8361-9907-9 (pbk. : alk. paper) 1. Beachy, Loren, 1987
2. AmishIndianaGoshenBiography. I. Title.
BX8143.B38A3 2014
289.7092--dc23
[B]
2014028460
CHASING THE AMISH DREAM
Copyright 2014 by Herald Press, Harrisonburg, Virginia 22802
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International Standard Book Number: 978-0-8361-9907-9
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Cover and interior design by Merrill Miller
Cover composite image created from photographs by Doyle Yoder, Susan
Miller, and Wayne Gehman
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The Best West Quest: July 27, August 10, and August 24, 2013; Golden Gate Bridge: September 7 and 13, 2013; How Do You Play Basketball?: October 5 and 19, 2013; Conquering Upper Yosemite Falls: November 2 and 16, 2013; Final Legs of the Best West Quest: December 14 and 28, 2013, and January 11, 2014; How the Catfish Cleans His Teeth: May 29, 2010; Hay Bales: July 6, 2013; The Kansas Andy Boys Strike Again: December 8, 2012; Canoe Chivalry: July 13, 2013; Bucket List: February 23, 2013.
To my dad, who taught me to think logically, historically, and spiritually.
And to my mom, who, more than anyone, instilled in me a love of all things literary.
And most of all to God, from whom all blessings flow.
INTRODUCTION TO
A MISH NOVELS , Amish tourist sites, and Amish-themed TV shows offer second- or third-hand accounts of Amish and Mennonite life. Some of these messages are sensitive and accurate. Some are not. Many are flat-out wrong.
Now readers can listen directly to the voices of the Amish themselves through Plainspoken: Real-Life Stories of Amish and Mennonites. In the books in this series, readers get to hear Amish and Mennonite writers talk about the texture of their daily lives: how they spend their time, what they value, what makes them laugh, and how they summon strength from their Christian faith and community.
The Amish are publishing their writing more than ever before. In periodicals like Die Botschaft and The Budget, Amish writers across Canada and the United States connect with each other. Amish printing presses and publishing houses bring books by Amish authors to Amish readers. But such magazines and books are read mostly by other Amish and Mennonites and rarely by the larger reading public.
Until now. Now readers can learn what authentic Amish life looks and feels likefrom the inside out. The Amish and Mennonites have stories to tell. Through Plainspoken, readers get the chance to hear them.
AUTHORS NOTE
I N A FEW OF THE PERSONALITY PROFILES , such as Chipper Chester, Wisecrack Wanda, and Bouncy Belinda, I may have combined two personalities, added minor details or happenings, or changed names. And as I imagine all authors do, I sometimes filled in small details as I thought they might have been or could have been. The year you are about to enjoy with me is also a composite, as these events did not all happen in the same calendar year.
With that said, you are reading a collection of true stories.
Loren Beachy
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
THE AUTHOR
The best way to make your dreams come true
is to wake up.
J. M. Power
TUESDAY, AUGUST 25
3:50 a.m. I reset the alarm clock for 4:20. This would give me another half hour or so of precious sleep. Before then, though, I am awakened by the crunch of tires on gravel. Brother Johnnys driver has carted him off to Keystone, the RV factory where he works.
Well, thats better yet. Now that hes out of the way, I can enjoy a morning shower in peace. I rather like this time of day to take a shower. There is no one bellowing at me to hurry up, demanding to know how long Illbe, or messing with my water supply by turning it on elsewhere in the house. With six siblings on the second floor of the house, the bathroom is a precious commodity indeed.
4:45 a.m. The quiet time afterward is right up there with the morning shower on the list of simple pleasures. After packing my lunch, I park myself at the kitchen table with the Word of God and a hot drink. This is quite a pleasant way to start the day.
The fall sometimes seems to be one long rush hour for me. Some days hold an auction, some hold a classroom of lovable students, and many days include both. Today is one of the latter. Rush or no rush, I get to chase my dream of being both a teacher and an auctioneer. I am a blessed man. Thank you, Lord.
5:30 a.m. breakfast I shuffle a few papers in my office across the driveway and send a fax from the phone shack behind it. Then its off to school on my racer. Race bike, that is. Just out of the shop, it shifts smoothly and operates efficiently as I pedal the six-plus miles to my school. This predawn ride through the cool air often does much to clear my brain of any lingering cobwebs. I arrive at school charged and ready.
I am perhaps a bit earlier than usual, and neither of my co-teachers, Delmar and Margaret, has arrived yet. This is the time to scan the lessons for today and put the schedule on our whiteboard.
6:45 a.m.