Modern Food
Delectable Recipes from Our Favorite, Most Diverse TV Family
BY
Jaxx Johnson
Copyright 2021 Jaxx Johnson
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Conflicts and celebrations are what makes up a family. For the cast of Modern Family, this means the hilarious and touching moments, as well as the disagreements and fallings-out. Do you still remember the day when Mitchell and Cam bring Lily home? And then years later, when Haley gives birth to the twins?
For those who have spent their lives with these characters or even grown up with them, it is time to relive some exciting memories by recreating the foods and drinks we have seen on the show. There would be one person exceptionally good at cooking in most families, but this is not the case in the extended Pritchett clan. Each of them has something unique to offer!
Are you still wondering why Manny loves hard-boiled eggs so much that he refuses to try scrambled eggs? Or what Phils deal with cauliflowers and romance is? If you want to take a sip of Claires iconic smoothies, taste some decadent Colombian foods, and enjoy breakfast with the Dunphys, this is the cookbook for you.
We will show you everything from nutritious meals and simple snacks to indulgent treats and substantial dinners. Be prepared to venture between the kitchens of the nuclear Dunphy household, the blended Pritchett home, and the same-sex Tucker-Pritchett family. These recipes are not only tasty and evocative, but they are also easy to follow and use common ingredients.
With this cookbook, you can delve deep into the dynamics of this modern family. From Claires unyielding love for her kids, Lukes antics, and Lilys impeccable sass, to Jays stoic but loving heart and Mannys old soul. These are the little things that make these people feel so relatable.
You can plan a Modern Family rewatch with your closed ones. Laugh over their clever stunts and cry over their heart-wrenching dialogues, but make sure to have the suitable dish to go with you!
Indulge in signature flavors from Colombian or Vietnamese cuisine as you explore Gloria and Lilys heritage, or snack on some meringue from Nigella Lawsons cookbook, not to mention the vast range of sweet delicacies and desserts too.
Each of these recipes represents a memorable scene involving our Modern Family members. In making and eating them, we hope you can remember your memories associated with these foods.
Modern Foods is not your traditional cookbook. It is a culinary reminiscence of some of our fondest moments with this television family.
Without further ado, lets dive in and start cooking!
Mannys Espresso Smoothie
We all know that Manny has an old soul. He appreciates poetry and art like no one else and always comes up with thought-provoking quotes. So, its no surprise that he would be drinking espresso first thing in the morning, even when he was only 10 years old.
Serving size: 1
Cooking time: 5 mins
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth.
Thats it! Enjoy cold.
Dedes Horny Colombians
Remember the flashback scenes to Jay and Glorias wedding, when Mitchell convinces them to invite her mother or Jays ex-wife? Well, lets say the day does not turn out as smooth as he had hoped, although, at some point, Dede does drink a few glasses of Horny Colombians. What is in it? We can only guess
Serving size: 6
Cooking time: 5 mins
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Mix all ingredients.
Stir until well combined.
Enjoy!
Haleys First Drink
Haley has been to clubs and parties long before she was legally allowed to. That means she knows how to drink. When she turns 21 and celebrates the legal age with her mom, uncles, and aunt, she pretends that it is her first drink. Of course, we all know its not, but it does make for a hilarious scene!
Serving size: 1
Cooking time: 5 mins
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Pour ice into a glass.
Add tequila and orange juice. Mix well.
Pour grenadine. Stir gently.
Garnish with cherry and orange. Serve!
Claires Hangover Smoothie
Claire loves making healthy foods and drinks for her kids, including that one time when Haley comes home drunk after her prom night. Claires solution? Teach the girl a lesson by making her a so-called hangover smoothie, complete with bell peppers, sriracha, relish, egg, and other strange concoctions.