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Creator of the popular blog The Unmumsy Mum, Sarah Turner offers an uncensored account of her early years of parenting.
Sarah Turners first few months of parenting were tough. On the darkest of sleep-deprived days, when the baby would not settle and she was irritable and the house was a disaster-zone, she wanted to read about someone who felt the same. Someone who would reassure her that she wasnt a total failure. But she found nothing of the sort. She decided then and there that she would write something herself. She would document parenthood as she found it. Not how she wanted to find it or how she wanted other people to think that she found it. But how it was. Warts and all.
Thus, her blog was born. Now with thousands of followers, The Unmumsy Mum blog covers everything from baby-wearing incompetence to second child shortcuts. Full of candor, humor, and charm, this booka #1 Sunday Times bestsellershows us that we can read every parenting manual under the sun, but still have no bloody clueand not having a clue is just fine.
The Unmumsy Mum is a winner of the 2017 Family Choice Awards.

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Copyright 2017 by Sarah Turner

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Names: Turner, Sarah, 1987 author.

Title: The unmumsy mum: the hilarious highs and emotional lows of motherhood / by Sarah Turner.

Description: New York: TarcherPerigee, [2017]

Identifiers: LCCN 2016040848 (print) | LCCN 2016056903 (ebook) | ISBN 9780143130048 | ISBN 9781101993552

Subjects: LCSH: Motherhood. | Parenthood.

Classification: LCC HQ759 .T9435 2017 (print) | LCC HQ759 (ebook) | DDC 306.874/3dc23

LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2016040848

Cover design by Sandra Chiu

Cover photograph Lopolo / Shutterstock

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For Debbie Sheppard,

the greatest mum of all

(19542002)

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Contents

Meet the Turners
MOTHER SARAH aka The Unmumsy Mum Writerbloggersomething or other Has a - photo 5

MOTHER Picture 6 SARAH

aka The Unmumsy Mum

Writer/blogger/something or other. Has a first-class honors degree in philosophy (no, she hasnt ever used it). Drinks copious amounts of tea. Also partial to grown-up grape juice and G&Ts in tins. Unhealthily obsessed with the TV adaptation of Wuthering Heights (Tom Hardy as Heathcliff, proof dreams really can come true). Dicks around on Facebook a lot.

FATHER JAMES aka Hubbs Civil Servant Extraordinaire Marathon watcher of car - photo 7

FATHER Picture 8 JAMES

aka Hubbs

Civil Servant Extraordinaire. Marathon watcher of car programs, marathon eater of biscuits, once ran a marathon (London, 2011), hated every second of it. Likes a kick around at the park. Hates being asked for interesting facts about himself. Switches place-name cards at weddings so his wife is next to the people theyve never met. Would do anything for his family. An all-around Good Egg.

FIRSTBORN HENRY aka Henry Bear Henners H Bomb Lover of Darth Vader - photo 9
FIRSTBORN HENRY aka Henry Bear Henners H Bomb Lover of Darth Vader - photo 10

FIRSTBORN Picture 11 HENRY

aka Henry Bear, Henners, H Bomb

Lover of Darth Vader, Scooby-Doo, and his Imaginary Monster Friend (called Imaginary Monster Friend). Forever guaranteed a card on Valentines Day because its his birthday. Enjoys conversing about farts and bums.

SECONDBORN JUDE aka Jude Almighty Ginger Biscuit Judy Pops If its inedible - photo 12

SECONDBORN Picture 13 JUDE

aka Jude Almighty, Ginger Biscuit, Judy Pops

If its inedible, hell eat it. If its edible, hell throw it. Treats the living room like an assault course. Rejected an array of beautiful special bear options presented in favor of Mummy Pig. A little Ron Weasley among a family of blonds.

About Mummys Book:
A Letter to My Boys
Dearest Henry and Jude My wonderful boys my Henry Bear and my Judy Pops If - photo 14

Dearest Henry and Jude,

My wonderful boys, my Henry Bear and my Judy Pops.

If you are reading this, the chances are you are about to make your way through the rest of the book. Im not sure how I feel about you delving into your mothers deepest thoughts from years gone by, but it was probably inevitable, so here we are.

First things first: I hope you are reading this as teenagers (and not before), because you will notice I occasionally use words I discourage you from using at home. I have always felt that writing down the words in my head, exactly as I think them, adds a certain authenticity to my writing, and it is unfortunate that, sometimes, the first word in my head is cockwomble. Or twat. These are still not appropriate words to call each other at homeyou are never too old for that time-out chair.

Back when I was a teenager I wrote diaries. With a pen and paper. Im aware that makes me sound ancient, and I guess I am ancient in your eyes. I was born in a different millennium to you two. I grew up in the 1990s, with the Spice Girls, Tamagotchis, hair mascara and taping the Top 40 off the radio (remind me to show you what tapes are). Im not going to tell you what was in those diaries because, postschool years, they mainly detailed nightclub flirting with your father (you can stop cringing; I burned them).

I stopped writing diaries soon after I met your dad, and it wasnt until I became a mum that I felt inspired to start jotting down my thoughts once more. Only this time, rather than writing in scented gel pens on carefully selected notepads from WHSmith (which I hid under my pillow), I started writing an online blog; and before I had really considered the implications of letting those thoughts loose on the world, they had already escaped my clutches. The Internet is scary like that.

So I would like to set a few things straight. Right here, right now. Not because I have to, but because I want you to understand why I have written so openly about being your mummy. I need you to understand what was going on in my head at the time, because you two, my little pudding heads, have always been at the very heart of it.

Being a mummy is really hard.

Whatever age you are when you read this, I have no doubt I will still be finding motherhood hard, but those early years were something else. On the darkest of sleep-deprived dayswhen one of you was screaming, I was irritable and the house looked like a war zoneI wanted to read about somebody who was having a dark day, too. Somebody who would reassure me I wasnt going completely mad. Somebody who would tell me there was no need to poke my own eyes out in despair because it would all be okay (but that, in the meantime, it was okay not to be okay). That was what I needed to hear. Instead, most of what I stumbled upon offered practical tips about sleep training or told me I should be treasuring every moment with you. There was always a bloody exclamation mark at the end of everything.

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