Charles Moser Ph.D. M.D. - Sex Disasters...: ... and how to survive them

2002 by Charles Moser, Ph.D., M.D., and Janet W. Hardy

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Illustrations: James Kochalka

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ISBN 1-890159-44-1

Readers should be aware that all sexual activity carries an inherent risk of physical and/or emotional injury. While we believe that following the guidelines set forth in this book will minimize that potential, the writers and publisher encourage you to be aware that you are taking some risk when you decide to engage in these activities, and to accept personal responsibility for that risk. In acting on the information in this book, you agree to accept that information as is and with all faults. The information in this book should not be used as medical or therapeutic advice. Neither the authors, the publisher, nor anyone else associated with the creation or sale of this book is responsible for any damage sustained.

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
How To Put On A Condom

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
How To Shave Your Genitals

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
Every Mans Guide To Menstruation

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
Knowing Your Way Around Womens Underwear

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
How To Clean Your Sex Toys

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
How To Talk To Your Doctor About Sex

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
The Sex Fiends Health Calendar

Extremely Complicated Instructions for Simple Stuff:
Every Womans Guide to Male Sexual Response

T HIS book is dedicated to all our partners, who practiced these Disasters with us.

B EFORE we solve your immediate problem, lets talk to people who arent in this situation (yet).

First: What is a cock ring, and why would anyone want to wear one? Its a small strap or ring, usually made of leather, rubber or metal. You wear it, not around your cock, but around the base of your cock and balls. Some men find that it helps them to maintain an erection (see p. 140). Others simply like the way it feels and looks. The leather ones make cute bracelets, too you and your fella can go out in public as a matched set and nobodys the wiser.

For those who are new to cock ring play, allow us to suggest that you work your way up start with simple leather straps that fasten with snaps or Velcro, which can be removed with a simple tug. Then, once you know what size works for you, graduate to the rubber O-ring kind, which you could still cut off (carefully) if you had to. Only when youve got the hang of the rubber ones should you try the steel kind.

But lets suppose that youve done all that, and that whatever youre doing was just so much fun that youve sustained this fabulous erection which is now reluctant to relinquish its pretty steel necklace.

Youd probably rather not have to go to the emergency room right now (although if the erection is that impressive, it might do wonders for your social life). Instead, you want to try to figure out ways to reduce the erection yourself. Reading your calculus textbook, or thinking about what your boss must look like naked, may or may not work.