Justin Racz - 50 Relatives Worse Than Yours

That's them. A monogrammed L.L. Bean tote bagtherefore, you can't return it. "You can do anything in life if you put your mind to it. And have a good lawyer!" The opposite of your home. You have the same last name.

Makes you look better when trying to get your kids into the same school. Spending time with them makes you want to go on Prozac. He's making up for lost time by Internet datingsites like Match.com, eHarmony, JDate, Nerve.com, AmericanSingles.com. According to his profile, he likes water sports, the New York Times crossword puzzle, and travel. He's spent enough on the kids and the wife. "I'm new to this, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Rents a furnished condo across town. Rents a furnished condo across town.

On the weekends you can go swimming at the building's Melrose P/aee-like pool, He's now a lot cooler about curfew and TV time. Running into him at a club. He's really cuteuntil he starts reciting his audition monologues. He autographs the holiday card and sends you boxes of free cake mix. "Mmm, mmm choctasticl' He has more money than you do. A child actor's career has a very short lifespan. He just bought his parents their dream house on Lake Arrowhead. He just bought his parents their dream house on Lake Arrowhead.

Beats the pinecone bird feeder you made for your mom when you were nine. At family parties, you avoid him like the plague to keep your fingers from being crushed in his viselike grip. A free lesson in Street Fighting 101. Classes taught between holiday meals include the quarter nelson, the kidney punch, and the knee to the groin. "Put 'er there! What? You call that a handshake?" Was an extra in the arm-wrestling film Over the Top, starring Academy Award winner Sylvester Stallone. Will break a rib if he bear-hugs you. No one is sure when he started the tradition of wearing a frighteningly tight loincloth on family vacations. No one is sure when he started the tradition of wearing a frighteningly tight loincloth on family vacations.

But it won't stop. One-month membership at Hollywood Tan. "Another nice day to relax in a banana hammock. Doesn't know how to swim.