Racz - 50 dates worse than yours

You know it's going poorly when your date takes out a ballpoint pen and starts doodling like a sixth grader bored out of her mind in social studies class. Kiddie Burgers and Bunspaper tablecloths and markers provided. "I've heard art therapy can be really helpful." "Huh? Whah? Sorry, I think I finally figured out how to win tic-tac-toe every time." When she goes to the bathroom, you break her pen. She starts playing hangman, with an alarmingly lifelike portrait of your head in a noose. Once they were both well-lubricated with gin and tonics, they found their way in front of a sweaty microphone, singing hits from the '70s and '80s. Wong's Sing Sing on amateur night. Want Your Sex" and "Feel Like Making Love." "I Will Survive"right before collapsing in her own vomit. She blacked out most of the night. She blacked out most of the night.

The next day, he reminded her of her performance by e-mailing the video he recorded with his cell phone. He, and his dry cleaner, will never forget. She showed up late and made more eye contact with the kobe beef burger than with you. No idea. It was difficult noticing anything as she vacuumed up the dessert-for-two platter. The $250 tab. Related! After making out, it's back to her place where she starts flipping through the family album. Related! After making out, it's back to her place where she starts flipping through the family album.

Hmm, her cousin Jeffrey looks an awful lot like your cousin Jeffrey. Six years of therapy. "Well, the wedding would be half the size." "What happens in the family, stays in the family, you dig?" Move to Utah, join a compound, and it's all good. You liked it. In his online photo he must be standing on a milk crate, or is in midair after jumping on a trampoline. (in a deep baritone voice) "Yeah, I know, I slouch." (to the waiter) "I'll have the grilled shrimp. (in a deep baritone voice) "Yeah, I know, I slouch."