Contents
Guide
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How to Cheat at Chess
The Penguin Book of Chess Openings
Soft Pawn
The Ultimate Irrelevant Encyclopedia
The Kings of Chess
Chess The Making of the Musical
The Drunken Goldfish and Other Irrelevant Scientific Research
How was it for you, Professor?
The Guinness Book of Chess Grandmasters
Teach Yourself Chess
Teach Yourself Better Chess
The Book of Numbers: The Ultimate Compendium of Facts About Figures
Mr Hartstons Most Excellent Encyclopedia of Useless Information
Forgotten Treasures: A Collection of Well-Loved Poetry (Vols 1, 2 and 3)
The Things That Nobody Knows
Even More Things That Nobody Knows
The Bumper Book of Things That Nobody Knows
Sloths
A Brief History of Puzzles
First published in Great Britain in 2020 by Atlantic Books,
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics.
I can assure you mine are still greater.
(Albert Einstein, 1943, in a letter replying to a little girl
who was having problems with maths at school)
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It has become almost a clich to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science and proudly claim incompetence in mathematics.
(Richard Dawkins, BBC Richard Dimbleby Lecture, 1996)
One morning in December 2019, amid the deluge of opinion polls and electoral statistics in the British newspapers, TV current affairs programmes and my email inbox, I was particularly intrigued by two news reports and one press release.
The press release informed me that 10 million people in the UK suffer from headaches regularly, while the news stories carried the information that 37% of children in Croydon live in relative poverty and that exports from China to the United States in November fell 23% from a year earlier.
We live in a world in which the news has become increasingly dominated by data and numbers, but all too often they are flung at us with insufficient information to interpret them properly. The figures may cause some concern for people with headaches, for child welfare services in Croydon and for Chinese exporters, but most of us, including those groups, rarely stop to think about what they really mean and how they were calculated. We numbly let the numbers wash over us and do not pause to consider such questions as the following:
What do they mean by suffer from headaches regularly? Do they mean frequently? Once a year is regular but it is not frequent, as headaches go. This reminds me of a sign I have occasionally seen at railway stations advertising a regular service to London. One train a week may be regular, but thats hardly a good advert for the service. And if those headaches are suffered frequently, does this mean every day, or every morning after a heavy drinking session, or whenever work piles up, or what?
And what about those Croydon children living in relative poverty?