How to Attract Women
The Irresistible Humor and
Body Language Secrets
Written and Narrated By
Leonardo Bustos
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If you want to attract more women and make them want you, I will take you through a step by step formula that will easily help you to develop the attractive humor skills and alpha male body language habits that women are subconsciously attracted to at a primal level.
You will discover how fun and exciting it is to confidently approach practically any woman, anytime, anywhere and instantly have a fun and humorous connection with her. Ill share with you a guaranteed foolproof method that has never failed me in over a hundred times Ive used it...
Men are aroused more by visual cues. A man looks at a woman searching for sexual stimuli like a jeweler looks for perfection in a flawless gem. Visual cues convey information about a womans health, fertility, and youth.
Women are aroused more by psychological cues. A woman looks at a man much like a detective would a suspected criminal who is about to commit another crime. The visual cues a woman looks for are status, resources, commitment, kindness, stability, and humor.
Just as you are attracted to a beautiful face, ass, and breasts, so are women attracted to male cleavage, or the attractor factors that include attractive humor and alpha body language. Im going to show you how to develop those psychological cues that women cant help but be attracted.
With a little practice, youll start to notice that women will begin to smile at you more when you stimulate the emotional part of their brains that make them laugh. Youll especially notice how they will start engaging you more in a playful manner and will then want to start spending more time with you.
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HOW TO ATTRACT WOMEN:
- Dont be a Dick
- Dont be a Pussy
Written and narrated by Leonardo Bustos
Copyright 2015 by Amorado Cloud Productions
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INTRODUCTION:
HOW TO ATTRACT WOMEN WITH HUMOR THE DEMONSTRATION
Heres how to do it imagine this scene
I arrive at the epic singles party of the year.
A few lingerie models, a couple of flexible yoga instructors, and other attractive females of various occupations have arrived. Even a top female MMA fighter is supposed to show up. Its taking place at a fancy hotel in Newport Beach and a wealthy friend Ive known for years invited me. He warned me with a raised eyebrow and a grin Remember our Cub Scout motto - be prepared.
I enter the softly lit club with great anticipation. The sensual sounds of a jazz quartet welcome me. The music is blending in with muffled conversations highlighted by an occasional outburst of laughter. Assorted eye candy adorns the room in the form of shapely breathtaking babes in revealing outfits.
The sexual tension in the air permeates my senses. I cant decide if the sensation comes from the vision of attractive women blended with their subtle notes of perfume wafting through the air, or the invisible scent from their pheromones of pent up desires. Im guessing both.
Drinks are flowing freely and the place is starting to loosen up. The games have officially begun, I tell myself with a smile.
The object of the game is to apply your social and dating skills in a hunt to locate and hook up with a mystery target who is yet to be identified somewhere in the crowd. The reward is an intoxicating sensation of your mental and physical pleasure centers lit up like flashing lights and ringing bells when you hit a jackpot on a slot machine. The trophy youll get to take home is the yet unidentified mark.
Matt McConaughey would be a high value target for the women if he showed up tonight, but since its highly unlikely he wont, Im going to borrow his character. No one is going to know and Im sure he wont care.
I glance at myself as I slowly pass by a mirror and with the sexiest, most devilish grin I own; I say under my breath, All right, all right all right wherever I am, thats the place to be now its Showtime!
I slowly enter the crowded main room with absolute confidence like a rock star walking on stage. I feel in harmony with my body language, attitude, and masculine energy. On the drive over, I mentally rehearsed my playlist and already imagined myself giving a successful performance ending with an encore.
With my chin slightly up, I scan the room as if Im about to select from the section of a catalogue featuring a bunch of adoring groupies. The lucky winner in tonights crowd will be the first worthy woman to show me an i-o-i, or indication of interest.
I spot a gorgeous Latina giving me the eye and I employ the 3-second rule. I start my 3-second approach because I can tell shes open to my advance by her welcoming body language, facial expression, and eye contact.
It looks like God himself just finished spray-painting on her a revealing, form fitting, sexy red dress that leaves very little to the imagination. She pretends to ignore the effect her visual display has on the plentiful number of onlookers, male and female. Imagine Sofia Vergaras younger sister.
The chilled room causes her high beams to attract more eyeballs than moths fluttering to matching porch lights on a dark night, but I pretend not to notice them.
My first thought is to rescue and release her ample breasts from the confining captivity of their tightly bound constraints. Only then, can I comfort and console them with tender caresses and kisses, because after all, I am that sensitive, thoughtful type of guy
She is stunning. Her full moist red lips perfectly match the color of her dress. Her lingering seductive eyes cause in me a primal arousal that desires fulfillment, but I temporarily put that thought on hold because I cant be distracted from my mission.
I make my move. I tell myself to stay focused because this is where most amateurs typically fail. Im not an amateur.
Shes chatting it up with a few girlfriends as she watches me approach. Then she flashes me the smile. All of a sudden, it feels like Im onstage under a spotlight. A hush comes over the room and I imagine everyone is now watching us out of the corners of their eyes while trying to listen inconspicuously. They are waiting and wanting to see whats going to happen next because they know Im about to make my move.
I slowly stroll over and stand beside her as I look out at the crowd. I can feel her gaze and tension build slightly as I wait for just the right moment to ask her casually
So, do you know when the uh, the attractive women are going to get here?
Suddenly, as if the DJ loudly scratched the needle across a record, it seems like everything reverts to normal. The sounds return and our imagined audience goes back to what they were doing.
Excuse me? She says, as she looks me up and down in disbelief.
I keep a straight face as I calmly move from against the wall to face her at a 45% angle, and give her the eye triangle technique. I slowly look at her left eye, over to her right, then down to her luscious lips where I allow my eyes linger for few split seconds longer.
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