G.L. Lambert - The Unicorn Delusion: How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch

The Unicorn Delusion:

How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch

By G.L. Lambert

Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth.

-Ludwig Borne

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ts time to get back to being the powerful bad-ass woman that you know you are when youre not in the midst of overthinking, being put to the test, dealing with anxiety, giving into petty behavior, or having a panic attack brought on by the various assholes that populate this world. Everyone needs a reset moment to catch and collect themselves. This book will serve as that hard reset for you to scan through whenever youre feeling weak, being taken advantage of, or simply burnt the fuck out. This isnt a traditional book with chapters that build towards an ending. Its a collection of several thematically similar entries that focus on the much-needed goal of extinguishing your weak traits, your negative thoughts, and your debilitating fears so you can quickly regain your place of power in your Universe.

For those unfamiliar with my work, my writing rips away the pleasantries of soft snowflake empowerment and gives it to you straight. I will curse at you, I will push your buttons, I will knock you down, all so you can pick yourself back up stronger than ever. This is a kill or be killed world. There are clear winners and clear losers. If you need kid gloves and nice language, then you already know which side youll end up on in the 21st century. Im not some guy trying to spoon feed you the same old regurgitated love language crap. Im not going to show you how to text, how to submit, wait 90 days, or how to do basic shit to get men to like you. Queens dont step off their thrones to chase peasants, and dont get it confused, each one of you reading this is royal!

What makes me the expert? Why should you listen to some man tell you how to be a stronger woman? This isnt about me, its about your truth. Im a married man who created a website to help empower womankind and spill the tea on all the fucked up things we as men do. Guys typically dont like me, but I could care less. Ive spoken around the world, and I still answer hundreds of emails a week. I have ten years of success stories and failure examples. I advise two celebrities that are household names as well as a few women who still do the opposite of everything I say. Which means I pull from the good, the bad, the lows, and the highs to help those who are open to being helped.

I gathered a few of my favorite articles from my website and expanded upon them. I also included a few bonus chapters from my actual books that were only available to a select few. The cherry on top is what I call The Unicorn Delusion . Its a fast and furious crash course on how to get your head out of your ass and get back on the path of what I describe as Spartanhood. A Spartan is an Alpha Female, one who embodies confidence and aggressively puts her needs above all. Any woman can become a Spartan because the DNA of God Herself has always pumped through your veins, you were just too afraid to use it.

My job is to build Goddesses, not girls who just want boys to text back or women who just want to get married before they hit age 40. The Unicorn Delusion deals with the concept of the basic bitch a vulgar buzzword thats been overused at this point yet still aptly defines the characteristics of the anti-Spartan. Are you basic? Im not talking about fashion, taste in music, or the hobbies you enjoy. This isnt a fucking Cosmo article about the Top 10 Basic Bitch Things You Do. This is self-analytical psychology. A basic bitch is a woman who gets pushed around, who pretends to be strong, who falls for male manipulation, who wishes she was someone else, who wears a mask in the morning and a face full of tears at night, an ego-based woman at the mercy of the world. Basic bitches are the most typical females in every city. They talk the same, they act the same, and they are painfully transparent in their want to be validated by male love. Right now, youre probably doing a mental check and confirming that youre not that basic. Cut the bullshit. I dont care which of your basic friends you compare yourself to, how much money you have, what your GPA in school averaged, or what your career title happens to be. None of that absolves you from being considered basic.

Take a hard look at your life. Have you been taken advantage of? Do you make excuses for your short-comings? Is your finger pointed at others every time you fail? Do you make defensive excuses? Are you able to walk outside and get a handsome man to take you on a nice romantic date? Are you able to walk into the next room and get your boyfriend to treat you like he did when you were considered a new vagina? Are you charismatic and engaging? Are you respected? Most importantly, are you happy or are you just hanging on?

This book is for you. It has been waiting for you, and you have been waiting for it. Its short. Its to the point. It will poke a hole in the false avatar you call self and force you to rewrite your mind and with it your reality. Each chapter contains something different yet is glued together by the mission statement of You Can Do Better! I hope it serves to wake you from your delusion and start you on your path to Spartanhood.

The Unicorn Delusion:

How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch

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here are two groups of women I regularly speak to, those in their 20s who think their shit doesnt stink and come to me under cover of Oh, I dont need advice, I know all of this stuff. Im only making sure Im not missing something. The other group are women in their 30s who are so beaten down and frustrated that theyre looking for some sign that they arent destined to settle. Unlike the 20 sometimes, the 30+ women have traded in the cocky I KNOW I KNOW I GET IT, teeth sucking for the hopeless whimpers of, Maybe I missed out on my soulmate and need to take what I can get What changes over the course of 7-10 years that humbles the fuck out of the average know it all, leaving her a shell of her former self? The reality that she never knew as much as she led herself to believe.

When youre young, you lack the wisdom that comes from making stupid mistakes and reflecting on them in a positive manner. Youre either nave, and in the process of making that life-altering blunder, or youre the stubborn type that puts the blame on other factors, thus never truly internalizing what to do right next time. When you grow older relationship fatigue sits in, and it cancels out the wisdom youve accumulated over the years. A decade or more of disappointment knocks a seasoned woman down, and she becomes so sick of trying to spot lies and game, that she just gives up. Hence, being 30+ and weighed down by the past to the point where you continue to use bad judgment because youre too worn out to vet or too lonely to be picky.

To be self-aware of where you are in life isnt just the key, its the magic lamp that will lead to thriving in terms of love, money, or whatever you consider happiness. The disconnect between where you currently are in life and achieving this ultimate form of power is delusion. Youre in the midst of reading a book about self-improvementin secret. The title of this book spoke to something deep inside, it smashed against the truth that you normally hide. You know youre basic. You arent happy in life because you know you can do better. There are things you should work onthere are character traits you need to improve uponbut you dont know how. So here you are looking for the answers that will trigger real change. Reading self-help books, looking at YouTube videos, surfing the net, these are private actions where you hit pause on your delusion and seek help on everything you struggle with beneath that fake smile you put on every time you step out of the house. Right now, youre vulnerable, and I want you to stay here.