Alexis Munier - The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words

The
BIG
BLACK BOOK
of
VERY DIRTY
WORDS ALEXIS MUNIER Copyright 2010 by Alexis Munier
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To filthy motherfuckers everywhere.

INTRODUCTION

Welcome to The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words, your golden ticket to the world of golden showers, your answer to answering the big question. It's the start of a deliciously filthy journey into the netherworlds (and nether regions) of true American, British, Australian, and other sorts of forbidden English. After thorough reading, you'll delight in brainfucking your friends and enemies, offending your colleagues, and pissing off your neighbors.

In this compilation of the best sexual, dirty, and just plain old inappropriate slang English has to offer from giraffe to pudding pops you'll delve deeply into subject areas ripe with delectable dirty words. Each of these entries contains a definition and sample sentence so you can avoid any embarrassment while attempting to embarrass others. What's more, you'll find quotes taken from classic new films like Superbad and just about every movie Will Ferrell has ever made to accompany you during your ride on the skin bus to tuna town. Oozing inappropriateness, you'll beg the question: is your new boyfriend hung like a hamster? Does your allergic girlfriend still pet the poodle? How do you calm an angry dragon? Whether you're a fag stag attempting to dazzle your new pink posse with homosexual slang or just a banana hammock-wearing Borat fan in search of ricockulous pick-up lines, The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words is sure to leave you dripping for it. After all, language is constantly evolving so should your potty mouth.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

A heartfelt thank you to contributors Matt Glazer, Gregory Bergman, Michael Paul Lee, T.S.

Winn, Jason Niemann, Chris Robson, and Katherine Clinton Robson for their excellent work. Thanks as well to Emmanuel Tichelli, Georgina Bingham, Toby and Karen Ernberg, Coralee Elder, Bondy, Si, Jimmy, Alec, Big Gay, the Robsons, the Andersons, Derek Hambly, and David George, who all took the time to get down and dirty for this book.

1, 2, 3

1 + 1 = 3, n.
the sex act as procreation; American The unconventional equation, 1 + 1 = 3, reminds us that what takes two can produce a third a baby. 1 hole too many, adj.
someone who talks too much; American Linda has 1 hole too many that bitch should just shut up. 10-pin, n.
curvy woman; American As a bowling instructor, I don't get much action but still fantasize about taking home a 10-pin. 15 fingers, n.
threesome; American I'm feeling like 15 fingers this weekend. DERIVATION : With five fingers to each hand, fifteen fingers gets you three hands, or one and a half times the fun! 16 will get you 20, n.
warning about someone's age; American Dude, 16 will get you 20 don't go there. DERIVATION : In case you're wondering, this term reminds us of the fact that sex with someone underage will lead to a long prison sentence. 24/6, n.
always ready for a quickie except the day someone goes to church; American Nicole is wet and willing 24/6. 24/6, n.
always ready for a quickie except the day someone goes to church; American Nicole is wet and willing 24/6.

Sunday she saves all her lovin' for the big guy in the sky. 24, n.
sex in four positions, hetero; American Excuse the yawn, but I had to deal with a last night. DERIVATION : Picture two people in four positions: tittie-fucking, oral, vaginal, and anal. 39, n.
anilingus; ideograph of a person facing another's anus; American After a quick to moisten me up, Martin eased his throbbing cock inside my leather cheerio and the fun really began. 3-hole par, n.
sex using a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus; American That multitasker Tony made a 3-hole par. 3 sheets to the wind, 2 sheets on the floor. DERIVATION : 3 sheets to the wind means inebriated, and thus more likely to be persuaded to have sex. 3-way, n.
a sexual threesome, usually (but not always) two women and a man; American The images of a 3-way with the tall twins from Texas haunted his dreams for weeks. Top Five Male Sex Fantasies 1. Top Five Male Sex Fantasies 1.

Sex with two women at the same time 2. Sex with two women at the same time 3. Sex with two women at the same time 4. Sex with a famous celebrity 5. Oral sex (getting it, that is) 4-11-44, n.
a powerfully large penis;