Sidney Harris - 101 Funny Things about Global Warming

FUNNY THINGS ABOUTGLOBAL WARMINGBY THE SAME AUTHOR EINSTEIN SIMPLIFIED SCIENCE GOES TO THE DOGS CAN'T YOU GUYS READ? CHALK UP ANOTHER ONE : THE BEST OF SIDNEY HARRIS FROM PERSONAL ADS TO CLONING LABS So SUE ME! STRESS TEST EINSTEIN ATOMIZED THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD FREUDIAN SLIPS THE INTERACTIVE TOASTER WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT SCIENCE? 49 DOGS, 36 CATS AND A PLATYPUS FUNNY THINGS ABOUTGLOBAL WARMING Sidney Harris & Colleagues
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Designed by Marina Drukman Printed in the United States of America by Quebecor World Fairfield Contents CONTRIBUTORS MATT DIFFEE NICK DOWNES JOSEPH FARRIS ED FRASCINO FELIPE GALINDO (FEGGO) MORT GERBERG SAM GROSS TOM HACHTMAN SIDNEY HARRIS PAUL KANE BEN KATCHOR GLENN LE LIEVRE LEE LORENZ HUGUETTE MARTEL ED McLACHLAN WARREN MILLER DAN PIRARO BOB WEBER MIKE WILLIAMS GAHAN WILSON JACK ZIEGLER "You'll knock 'em dead on the red carpet and save the planet. moreover, I have personally signed the Kyoto Protocol." "Now let them talk about us using private jets." "In addition to the wind turbines and the solar panels, it features a new technology that separates the good hydrocarbons from the bad hydrocarbons." "We'll have to start looking at senior citizens homes. moreover, I have personally signed the Kyoto Protocol." "Now let them talk about us using private jets." "In addition to the wind turbines and the solar panels, it features a new technology that separates the good hydrocarbons from the bad hydrocarbons." "We'll have to start looking at senior citizens homes.

There's not enough ice these days to float Grandma." "... and you can eat the containers." "It recharges my iPod." "This is the first time we've met the directors of our main supplier so we need to make sure we make a good impression." "And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?" "Just imagine!' said The Little SUV Engine. 'If I could increase my mileage efficiency by only three miles per gallon...'" "Global warming's coming and I haven't a thing to wear." "Therea tree! Now let's hear the environment people complain."