Dorcas Pelling - How to be Irresistible: the art of seduction

how to be

Irresistible

Dorcas Pelling

Contents

Introduction

Seduction is more sublime than sex; it commands the higher price.

JEAN BAUDRILLARD, FRENCH PHILOSOPHER

Welcome girls, and thank you for joining me as I take you on a sometimes informative, sometimes playful journey into the realms of flirtation, seduction and all things that help make a girl irresistible to boys. This book may not help you get Brad Pitt into bed, but it will certainly remind you that you have something no other girl has your own unique allure and this by its very nature will prove hard for certain attractive fellows to resist.

The more game, fun-loving and open you are, the greater your chances of successfully enjoying this book, and youll also find attracting the object of your lust and affection all the easier. Win-win!

Whether making sure a suitor always remembers your lingerie size, or guaranteeing you charm your way to a pay-rise, this tongue-in-cheek guide should encourage you to embrace your sexiest attributes and adapt your thought patterns and behaviours to make conquests more entertaining and, importantly, victorious.

I hope you enjoy the ride.

Basic instincts

B efore creating a truly staggering work an artist must first master the basics the classic tools to improve their technique and lend an effortlessness to the finished article. Likewise a girl can only truly be a mistress of seduction if she studies and prepares for her encounters to ensure she artfully gets what she wants. A girl needs to think of her audience, her mood and how she wants events to pan out before turning her blank canvas into a hot piece and although some of the most beguiling artworks took an age to create, there are few girls alive who can make a man lust more for them by delaying their grand unveiling for years. The basics are essential.

THE BEST GIRLS COME...
TO THOSE WHO WAIT

I am invariably late. I tried to change but the things that keep me are too strong or pleasurable.

MARILYN MONROE

Temptations often arise to delay us for even very important dates, so make sure you have plenty of time to allow for any that might pop up and divert your attention. Likewise, punctuality has its merits, but does little to arouse anticipation in an awaitee. So offer your suitor just enough time to imagine your arrival before you finally, ahem, come. Its a delicate balance

A bath can land a lady in very hot water when it comes to timekeeping. When a luxurious soak is coupled with pre-date excitement, ones mind can take over instead of exfoliating, you might find yourself in the throes of the dirtiest fantasy youve ever had and forgetting all about the time.

Keep an eye on the clock, even if you feel pressurised by those pesky, ticking hands. Its important to be aware of how long you have for the stages of preparation. Time can be on your side later on if you find you have a delectable companion in tow. Then why not indulge in a game I like to call A Dangerous Method. Lure him in with a pout worthy of Keira Knightly and have him recline on a leather couch. Ease out of your Freudian slip and swing your watch hypnotically from nipple to nipple. Youll unearth his darkest peccadilloes surprisingly quickly.

Wardrobe Prep

To cut down on prep time, set out your occasion-specific outfits that morning and limit the choices to suit your mood, your date and the impression you want to create. For example:

For further date wardrobe ideas to help make you more enticing to your man, refer to Chapter Two.

Further Date-Delaying Preparation

Hours spent plastering on the slap holds you up massively and turns guys off. Keep things simple and find a look that makes the most of your features. Never experiment with a drastic new make-up look just before a date; the circus clown look only attracts a freakish type of man.

When it comes to intimate grooming, take a leaf out of the Chelsea Flower Show: exhibitors there know that for a desirable and winning (lady) garden the landscaping should never be rushed or last minute.

Playing music while you get ready is a great way to get you in the mood for the nights events, but the shorter your playlist the better, otherwise youll find yourself so absorbed in indulgent choreography that you forget about the main event.

Transport Delays

There is a good service on all lines is a familiar announcement to all Tube users. However, as we all know, this doesnt guarantee a hassle-free journey; signals can fail, people can be taken ill and trains can break down. Your inner-carriage conduct can also waylay you. If youre feeling fruity and the only obvious hold-ups are ones youre wearing, its still possible to miss your stop by engaging in distracting flirtations with an attractive commuter. Give yourself plenty of time to allow for any little diversions before getting back on track.

Even if its a beautiful evening, avoid driving with your top down Unless, that is, you actually have a convertible. Be mindful of other road users and stick to air-con to avoid causing any dangerous pile-ups.

DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THE AWAITEE

Too punctual makes a girl look too keen. Though if you are running late, it is polite to alert him with a message, remembering that men respond best to direct words or explicit visuals:

Not far off. Looking forward to seeing you. Am ravenous...x, and if you couple this with a visual of crimson mouth and an unsheathed lipstick laid softly at your parted lips, you will be instantly forgiven.

The Arrival

A preliminary inspection of your designated venue will allow you to locate the best place to make your entrance and a great first impression. It is advantageous to a girl to let a date see you can turn more heads than his alone. Offer him a solicitous smile and subtly loaded eye-contact to indicate your enjoyment at seeing him, to help put him at ease and to fire up the chemistry for the rest of the date.