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Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but the alien known as teenager comes from a place way beyond those two. What else would account for that incredible transformation from loving child to the hostile creature who wants zilch to do with dear old Mom and Dad? How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives is a survival manual for enduring this transmutation andwith a little luckmaintaining enough sanity to one day hear those longed-for words, Hey, I guess you werent so stupid after all.

Purple hair? Belly rings? Bizarre musical tastes? Not a problem as long as readers have How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives nearly 300 tips and tactics close at hand. With resident teenagers slamming doors and screaming at the top of their lungs, Mom! Youre ruining my life! parents should at least make certain theyre handling the job with poise. Consider these tips: ask them about girlfriends or boyfriends in front of relatives; run out on the basketball court with a first-aid kit if your teenager is hurt during a game; fall asleep when your teenager is telling you what Sue said to Jennifer and what Jennifer told Maryanne and what Karen did then.

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Dedicated with love to Alexandra and Leigh Haley Adrienne Hartman and - photo 1Dedicated with love to Alexandra and Leigh Haley Adrienne Hartman and - photo 2Dedicated with love to Alexandra and Leigh Haley Adrienne Hartman and - photo 3 Dedicated with love to Alexandra and Leigh Haley
Adrienne Hartman ... and to my daughter, Karen, who refused to be ruined
Mary McHugh S ometimes it seems as if teenagers are from another planet. They used to be such reasonable children, such delightful little people who thought we were wonderful. They were loving and worshipful and brought joy into our hearts each day as we sent them off into the world, confident in our brilliance as parents. ThenSomething Happened. They suddenly turned into hostile creatures who wanted as little to do with us as possible.

It happened around the age of eleven or twelve and continued until they went off to college or out to work, and we suppressedfeelings of relief that they were gone. Sooner or later, every parent is bound to hear the words (usually screamed from another room) Youre ruining my life! Perhaps you are. But if you feel your child-ruining skills are slipping, here are some helpful tips: Repeat often with a sigh, Youth is wasted on the young. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 4 When your teenager listens to Just Let Me Cry for the hundredth time, make an appointment for her with a psychiatrist. When your daughter says You love my brother more than me say I was hoping - photo 5 When your daughter says, You love my brother more than me! say, I was hoping you wouldnt find out. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 6 If your teenager stops talking to you, give a special prayer of thanks to God. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 6 If your teenager stops talking to you, give a special prayer of thanks to God.

Say you had a better career in mind than a garage mechanic when your teenager says he doesnt want to go to college. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 7 Fool yourself into thinking that you can protect your teenager from every disappointment in life. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 8 Return all your daughters thongs and replace them with large white underpants. Pretend that seventh grade will be one of the best years of your teenagers life. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 9 Get your picture on the front page of the local paper being arrested during a peace march. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 10 Wish your teenagers were like your best friends teens. (The truth is, theyre not so great either.) Refuse to let them go to a party at any house where there is a convicted felon in residence. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 11 Ask for the bored teenager menu when you go out to eat. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 12 Expect them to get up the first time you call them in the morning. Disregard the sign on your teenagers door DANGER KEEP OUT THAT MEANS YOU - photo 13 Disregard the sign on your teenagers door: DANGER. KEEP OUT. KEEP OUT.

THAT MEANS YOU. OFF LIMITS . How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 14 Meditate when chaos is all around you. They hate that. Put in ear plugs when they learn to say, Youre ruining my life! How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 15 Forget what it was like to go to school and see a girl you hate wearing the same shirt you have on. Say to a starving teenaged boy Dont eat that cookie Youll spoil your appetite - photo 16 Say to a starving teenaged boy, Dont eat that cookie.

Youll spoil your appetite for dinner. When your daughter comes home suicidal because some boy rejected her, say, There are lots of fish in the sea. Come unglued when you find a Victorias Secret catalog under your sons bed Read - photo 17 Come unglued when you find a Victorias Secret catalog under your sons bed. Read your daughters diary and ask her about the juicy parts. Kiss your date good night in front of your kids after your divorce Better - photo 18 Kiss your date good night in front of your kids after your divorce. Better still, marry him.

Take their bedroom door off its hinges if your teenagers have locked it to keep you out. Say If you say totally one more time Im going to a sanatorium Dont assume - photo 19 Say, If you say totally one more time Im going to a sanatorium. Dont assume that just because your daughters eye makeup makes her look like - photo 20 Dont assume that just because your daughters eye makeup makes her look like Dracula doesnt mean she will bite someones neck. Understand that your daughters I promise to do better really means I need a ride to the mall. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 21 Think they will be fascinated by anything you did that day, including organizing a fair that raised $10,000 for the school library. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 22 Think they have the same sense of time that you have, i.e., that theyll get somewhere when they are supposed to. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 22 Think they have the same sense of time that you have, i.e., that theyll get somewhere when they are supposed to.

Do not appreciate the fact that her hair is the most important topic of conversation almost any day of the year. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 23 Blame peer pressure for rudeness, strange piercings, smoking, tattoos, total noncommunication, hostile stares, and bad breath. Refuse to be a slave. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 24 Have a life of your own. How to Ruin Your Childrens Lives - image 25 Think Whatever! is a friendly remark. Love them no matter what they do Consider rejection a rite of passage and stay - photo 26 Love them no matter what they do.

Consider rejection a rite of passage and stay calm. They hate that. Smile when your teenager says If anything goes wrong its your fault Say Why - photo 27

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