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This is the ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldnt be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Franks drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it youre a monster; if you buy it youre going straight to hell. It includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. Hes just living the dream. Why dont cannibals eat divorced women? Because theyre very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. Its mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friends new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. Its a great position all year round.

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Constable & Robinson Ltd
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First published in the UK by Robinson, an imprint of Constable & Robinson, 2010

Copyright E. Henry Thripshaw, 2010 (unless otherwise indicated)

The right of E. Henry Thripshaw to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs & Patents Act 1988.

All rights reserved. This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out or otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

A copy of the British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data is available from the British Library

UK ISBN 978-1-84901-055-9

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First published in the United States in 2010 by Running Press Book Publishers
All rights reserved under the Pan-American and International Copyright Conventions

This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part, in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system now known or hereafter invented, without written permission from the publisher.

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US Library of Congress number: 2009943393
US ISBN 978-0-7624-4000-9

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

Congratulations on buying the special bad taste edition of this book. You have chosen wisely. No depth has been left unplumbed, no barrel unscraped, no bar unlowered to bring you this epic collection of xxx-rated jokes.

There is little or no inoffensive material in this book, apart from a few bland acknowledgments and as they only appear in this opening introduction you are almost past them now. The book itself is printed on non-recycled paper from non-renewable sources, hand bound and printed using very cheap third world labour, the pages glued into place using gelatin from rendered donkey hides and flown thousands of miles to a bookshop near you, thus achieving a carbon footprint at least fifteen times larger than normal for a book even of this size. By the simple act of buying this unnecessarily fat volume, thus increasing the risk of a reprint, you can congratulate yourself upon joining the ranks of some of the worst carbon polluters on the planet.

Finally, I would like to thank the Royal Family for giving me access to the Windsor joke archive, especially their large collection of gratuitously offensive racist material. A special personal thanks also of course to HRH the Duke of Edinburgh for his fine Diana jokes. It was also a great honour to have been one of the first non-royals ever to have set eyes upon the Saxe Coburg Gotha dirty joke archive, which I spent many happy hours poring over, although, alas, the legendary Queen Mary fisting joke proved elusive.

In short, something to offend everyone, I hope.

E. Henry Thripshaw (Colonel)


CONTENTS AARDVARKS An aardvark walks into a bar orders a pint of - photo 3

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AARDVARKS An aardvark walks into a bar orders a pint of beer sits down and - photo 4

AARDVARKS

Picture 5 An aardvark walks into a bar, orders a pint of beer, sits down and starts to read his newspaper. The barman pulls a pint and takes it over to the aardvark, who proffers a 10 note. The barman goes back to the till, returns with a pound coin and duly gives it the aardvark, who doesnt say a word.

The aardvark eventually downs his beer and calls for another one. The barman says to him, You know, we dont get many aardvarks in here.

The aardvark replies, At 9 a pint, Im not fucking surprised.

What do you call an aardvark that keeps getting his head kicked in A vark - photo 6 What do you call an aardvark that keeps getting his head kicked in?

A vark.

ABORTIONS Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic Theres a - photo 7

ABORTIONS

Picture 8 Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?

Theres a twelve-month waiting list.

Picture 9 What two purchased items are most likely to freak out a cashier?

A pregnancy test and a coat hanger.

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