Elliott - Laugh-out-loud jokes spooky jokes for kids

Q: What kind of music do mummies like to listen to? A: Wrap music Q: Why did Dracula go to the doctor? A: Because he couldnt stop coffin. Q: Why do ghosts make horrible fans? A: Because theyre always booing! Q: What monster is the best at hide-and-seek? A: A where-wolf Q: Who is the smartest monster of all? A: Frank-Einstein Q: Why did the ghost need a tissue? A: Because he had a lot of boo-gers. Q: What kind of bug will never die? A: A zom-bee Q: Who was the most famous painter of monsters? A: Vincent van Ghost Q: How can you tell when a mummy is stressed out? A: It gets unraveled. Q: Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? A: He didnt have the guts. Q: Whats a witchs favorite subject? A: Spell-ing Q: What do you get when you mix a vampire and a baseball? A: A baseball bat Q: What kind of monster lives in a tissue? A: The boogey-man Q: What do you call a pretty ghost? A: Boo-tiful Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own? A: A bloodhound Q: What kind of bird is the spookiest? A: The scarecrow Q: What do you call a field full of eyeballs? A: An eye patch Q: What kind of eggs do monsters eat? A: Deviled eggs Q: What happened to the monster when he ate his vegetables and got lots of sleep? A: He grew-some. Q: What does a vampire eat for dinner? A: Mashed potatoes and grave-y Q: What does a skeleton wear for Halloween? A: A cos-tomb Q: What do you get when a monster goes to the bathroom? A: Cree-pee Q: Which monster is the heaviest? A: A skele-ton Q: What is a monsters favorite dessert? A: Ice scream Q: What did one casket say to the other casket? A: Is that you coffin? Q: What do monsters put in their chili? A: Human bean-ings Q: What do canaries say on Halloween? A: Trick or tweet Q: Which room is missing in a ghosts house? A: The living room Q: How do you watch a scary movie on Halloween? A: On your flat-scream TV Q: What do you call an undercover bug? A: A spy-der Knock, knock. Whos there? Autumn. Autumn who? We autumn make some pumpkin pie.Tongue TwistersSay each one ten times fast! Black cats. Q: What does a vampire eat for dinner? A: Mashed potatoes and grave-y Q: What does a skeleton wear for Halloween? A: A cos-tomb Q: What do you get when a monster goes to the bathroom? A: Cree-pee Q: Which monster is the heaviest? A: A skele-ton Q: What is a monsters favorite dessert? A: Ice scream Q: What did one casket say to the other casket? A: Is that you coffin? Q: What do monsters put in their chili? A: Human bean-ings Q: What do canaries say on Halloween? A: Trick or tweet Q: Which room is missing in a ghosts house? A: The living room Q: How do you watch a scary movie on Halloween? A: On your flat-scream TV Q: What do you call an undercover bug? A: A spy-der Knock, knock. Whos there? Autumn. Autumn who? We autumn make some pumpkin pie.Tongue TwistersSay each one ten times fast! Black cats.

Ghosts glow. Pumpkin pie, please. Plump pumpkins. Knock, knock. Whos there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me some of your Halloween candy.Q: What is a monsters favorite book? A: Little House on the ScaryQ: Why were the monsters pants too short? A: Because he grew-some. Q: What kind of monster do you see on the dance floor? A: A boogie-man Q: What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a turkey? A: A gobble-in Q: What is a ghosts favorite treat? A: Boo-berry pie Q: What does a skeleton say when it goes on a cruise? A: Bone voyage. Q: What is a goblins favorite ride at the amusement park? A: The roller ghost-er Q: How does a ghost unlock its door? A: With a spoo-key Q: What kind of ghost always comes back to you? A: A boo-merang Knock, knock. Whos there? The interrupting ghost. The inter Booooo!Q: What do werewolves put on their waffles? A: Whipped scream Q: What did the mother ghost say to her son when he left for summer camp? A: Youll be mist. Q: What did the witch get at the hotel? A: Broom service Q: Why wouldnt the zombie get a job? A: Because he was a dead-beat! Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trom-bone Q: Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? A: It didnt want to get squash-ed. Q: What did the boy pumpkin say to the girl pumpkin? A: Youre gourd-geous. Q: How does a monster like his coffee? A: With scream and sugar Q: Why did Dracula die at the restaurant? A: He ordered the chicken-fried stake! Q: Where do zombies buy their snacks? A: At the gross-ery store Q: Why are skeletons lonely on Valentines Day? A: Because they dont have a heart. Knock, knock. Whos there? Justin. Justin who? Youre Justin time to go trick-or-treating with me.Q: What does a ghost wear to the beach? A: A boo-kini Q: How do monsters protect their skin at the beach? A: Sun scream Q: What do you play with a baby ghost? A: Peeka-boo Q: Why do mummies eat pickles? A: So theres never a dill moment. Q: What do witches order at the coffee shop? A: Hocus mochas Q: What do scarecrows wear to parties? A: Har-vests Knock, knock. Whos there? Yam. Yam who? I yam going to the Halloween party. Q: What do witches order at the coffee shop? A: Hocus mochas