Sanji Moore - Would You Rather? Questions for Couples: Laugh and Grow Closer with Fun Conversations

Questionable Life Choices

Decisions are hard, especially when it comes to the essentials of life. In this chapter, youll make tough choices about food, fashion, style, career, hygiene, and pretty much anything else you care about. Most of these are permanently life-altering decisions, so choose wisely!

Would you rather
have to survive being lost on a mountain range
or
in a rainforest with your partner?

Would you rather
have to dress fancy
or
in sweats, no matter the situation, for the rest of your life?

Would you rather
always be 20 minutes late
or
20 dollars short whenever youre out with your partner?

Would you rather
that everything you ate for the rest of your life tasted like pizza
or
that you were never able to taste pizza again?

Would you rather
have a permanent splinter in your toe
or
a permanent paper cut on your finger?

Would you rather
have all food taste delicious to you
or
have all songs sound like total bangers?

Would you rather
sing operatically whenever you spoke
or
square-dance whenever you walked with your partner?

Would you rather
have toes for fingers
or
fingers for toes for the rest of your life?

Would you rather
be forced to eat sandwiches that are sopping wet
or
sandpaper-dry?

Would you rather
never be able to eat cake again
or
never drink wine again?

Would you rather
always win at everything but never have fun
or
always be a loser but always have fun?

Would you rather
be able to wear only clothes that are a size too big
or
a size too small?

Would you rather
be forced to share a bathroom
or
a closet for the rest of your life?

Would you rather
give up brushing your teeth forever
or
have a partner who never brushes theirs?

Would you rather
give up access to the internet
or
the ability to have orgasms for the rest of your life?

Would you rather
travel with your partner only by skateboard
or
only by tandem bike?

Would you rather
walk only in flippers
or
only in wooden clogs for the rest of your life?

Would you rather
be able to only shout
or
only whisper?

Would you rather
have to only walk backward
or
only speak backward (no explanations allowed with either)?

Would you rather
give up good wine
or
good cheese forever?

Would you rather
only be able to wake up at 3 a.m.
or
3 p.m. for the rest of your life?

Would you rather
be able to go to space one time but never travel again
or
travel wherever you wanted for the rest of your life but never go to space?

Would you rather
have to eat your food blended up and through a straw
or
eat food so crunchy it cuts up the roof of your mouth all the time?

Would you rather
go on a 15-hour road trip with your partner in a car with broken speakers
or
with broken heating and AC?

Would you rather
never be able to eat a burger
or
chocolate again?

Would you rather
be free of debt
or
free of guilt?

Would you rather
work more hours and have longer weekends
or
only work half days but not have weekends off?

Would you rather
always be crippled by self-doubt even when you know what youre talking about
or
plagued by overconfidence even when youre totally wrong?

Would you rather
lose all the memories youve made in the last five years
or
all the money youve earned in that period?

Would you rather
never have a pet for the rest of your life
or
have so many that your house smelled bad but you didnt know it?

Would you rather
spend your life deeply bonded to a super-smart gorilla sidekick, but no one thinks thats cool,
or
be able to talk to animals you have zero connection to, but everyone thinks youre cool for being able to do it?

Would you rather
wake up every morning in a panic even though youre totally safe
or
never have the reflexes to truly understand when youre in a really bad situation?

Would you rather
never be able to keep a secret
or
never be able to lie?

Would you rather
give up going to concerts
or
going to the movies?

Would you rather
wake up every morning with no teeth, but your teeth grow back throughout the day
or
have your teeth retreat into your gums throughout the day as if youre Benjamin Buttoning at warp speed?

Would you rather
be 24 for the rest of your life
or
42 for the rest of your life?

Choose Your Own Shame

Behold, a horror buffet of lifes worst-case scenarios. There are no happy endings here, just you choosing the lesser of two ridiculous evils. Which brand of embarrassment or social exile can you live with? Which surprise bodily fluid would ruin a night out the least? Choose the best, but prepare for the worst.

Would you rather
pair up with your significant other to fight zombies
or
vampires?

Would you rather
be rich but have no street smarts (e.g., youre constantly sending money to Nigerian princes)
or
be poor but savvy?

Would you rather
spend the rest of your life living on a beach
or
living in the mountains?

Would you rather
never have to work again but be bored every day
or
work every day at a job you love and be really busy all the time?

Would you rather
be known for being smart
or
for being kind?

Would you rather
have a talking pet that only you can understand, and everyone thinks youve lost your mind,
or
a talking pet that everyone can understand, but it has no filter and talks about the horrible things you do?

Would you rather
speak any language
or
play any musical instrument?

Would you rather
eat whatever you wanted and never gain weight
or
drink as much alcohol as you wanted and never get a hangover?

Would you rather
be famous and broke
or
rich and unknown?

Would you rather
look young forever
or
feel young forever?

Would you rather