Praise for
O for a Thousand Nights to Sleep
O for a thousand more books like this one! Lorilee Craker brings hope home for new moms with this winner. Youll find honest and humorous help in every page!
E LISA M ORGAN , president and CEO, MOPS International
Lorilee brings humor, grace, and godly wisdom to those early days of parenting. From the fun stuff (the sweet cuddles and coos) to the hard stuff (postpartum depression and sleep deprivation), Lorilee offers the kind of no-nonsense, guilt-free insights new moms crave. Whether youre expecting your first child or your fifth, her great advice and hilarious outlook will have you feeling ready for the challenges of life with a newborn.
C ARLA B ARNHILL , editor of Christian Parenting Today and mother of two
Lorilee Craker is the fresh new voice for mothers everywhere! Her exacting wit, engaging prose, encouraging words, and sanity-saving tips are as precious and life altering as a newborn baby. I have two hopes: First, that every new mother holds her baby in one arm and this book in the other, and second, that Lorilee keeps writing more books. She is an excellent writer with a warm, funny, conversational style. I highly recommend O for a Thousand Nights to Sleep and Lorilees sage advice!
D EBRA W ATERHOUSE , M.P.H., R.D., author of Outsmarting the Female Fat CellAfter Pregnancy
I love this book! What a great insight into all the things that come with having a baby: frustration, wonder, and humor. I especially love the perspective on friends and family and all the unwanted advice. This book is hilarious, truthful, and informative.
C INDY M ORGAN , singer and songwriter
Almost as much as they need a good nights sleep, new moms need a good laugh. In O for a Thousand Nights to Sleep, Craker combines solid advice with laugh-out-loud descriptions of typical first-year dilemmas. The voices of other moms, woven into each chapter, reassure us that there are many ways to do this mommy thing well. And above all, Craker encourages readers to depend on faith in God to get through the toughest moments with joy to spare.
D EBRA R IENSTRA , author of Great with Child
Every mother will identify with Lorilee Crakers humorous, honest, and down-to-earth look at what it takes to survive babys first year. From the agony of colic to the ecstasy of that first step, O for a Thousand Nights to Sleep maps the course through the terrain of new parenthood. Lorilees prose is filled with wonder, discovery, and the joy that abounds as we are given the gift to see the miracle of life anew in our babys eyes. I highly recommend it!
T RACI D EPREE , author of A Can of Peas and mother of four
Youve heard of soccer moms? Well, Lorilee Craker is a hockey mom. Shes a hockey fan of the first order, and she has written some bang-up articles about hockey players. She brings hockey-type energy to everything she writes, even if its about something ten times harder than playing hockeybeing a mom. She always pulls off the writers hat trick (clever, clear, and insightful), and this book is no exception.
D AVE B RANON , managing editor of Sports Spectrum magazine and author of more than a dozen books
I laughed, I cried! I love how this book gives so many different perspectives and covers so many topics. This is lighthearted yet serious coaching for the sport of baby rearing! Im ready, Coach! Put me in!
S HANNON D UNN -D OWNING , U.S. Olympian and new mom
With love and thanksgiving for Allan Loewen,
a dont call me Uncle uncle, treasured confidant,
and kindred spirit, now and always.
Fight the good fight, Uncle Al,
and whatever happens,
someday Ill see you on the other side.
Contents
Feed Me First!
Welcome to Dairy Queen! May I Take Your Order?
The Whats, Whys, Wheres, Whens, and Hows of Feeding You Know Who
Month One:
Great Beginnings, Great-Aunt Ethel, and Great Balls of Fire!
Youre Someones Ma!
The Wonder of New Life Bathing Tips Why Baby Cries Rest for the New Mom Infant Jaundice Bonding Through Cuddling On the Relationship Seat: Great-Aunt Ethel and Other Well-Meaning People in the Peanut Gallery Infant CPR Classes The Top Ten Things Never to Say to a New Mom (and Oh-So-Tactful Comebacks)
Month Two:
The Blues, the Bellowing Baby, and Bums
Heavenly Baby Smiles Beating Postpartum Depression Birth Announcements On the Relationship Seat: Your Ob-Gyn Is on Your Side Diaper Dollar Savers Diaper Rash Dos Surviving the Colic The Top Ten Parent-Tested Colic Busters Vaccinations
Month Three:
The Trance, a Moon Dance, and Pediatric Assurance
The Little Gray Cells Are Growing! Your Sleep-Deprived Stupor The Top Ten Ways to Sleep Like a Baby (Without Waking up Crying Every Two Hours) On the Relationship Seat: Fido and Felix, the Family Pets Finding a PHAT (Pretty Hip and Terrific) Pediatrician Scrap book Firsts Worth Catching on Film
Month Four:
Sleeping, Scheduling, and a Swell Connection with the Doc
Lets Roll! How to Get Your Baby to Sleep Through the Night Whats with the Spit Up? Scheduled vs. On-Demand Sleeping and Eating Routines Top Ten Things to Keep in Your Medicine Chest On the Relationship Seat: Your Pediatric Ally
Month Five:
Colds, Constipation, and Your Cramped Love Life
Coping with Babys First Cold Helping Baby Loosen Up On the Relationship Seat: Your Main Man (Remember Him? The Guy Who Got You into This?) Parenting on the Web Sex? Whats That? The Top Ten Postpartum Lust Busters
Month Six:
Amigos, Amoxicillin, and Amazing Reads
Here Come Those Teeth On the Relationship Seat: Your Changing Friendships Grace Words That Build Up Your Girlfriends Bosom E-Buddies The Top Ten Books for Ma and Pa Infamous Ear Infections
Month Seven:
Fat? PHAT! and Fun, Fun, Fun
You and Your New Body Ditch the Stress of Dieting Baby Sign Language On the Relationship Seat: Workout Buddies Care for Tiny Teeth Great Giggles Brain-Boosting Toys for 6- to 9-Month-Olds The Top Ten Ways to Make a Baby Laugh
Month Eight:
Money Pits, Parsimony, and Peace
Express Those Feelings, Baby! Magnificent Money Savers The Top Ten Ways to Save a Buck Every Parent Worries On the Relationship Seat: The Prince of Peace Bonus Top Ten: Things You Could Worry About but Probably Shouldnt! You Hold the Baby; Let Jesus Hold You
Month Nine:
T. Berry, Travel, and Tipping Tiffany
The Nine-Month Touchpoint Travel Tips Baby-Keen Eyesight Eating out with Baby Things to Take on Any Outing On the Relationship Seat: Long-Distance Grandparents
Month Ten:
Disciplining Dish, Childproofing Chatter, and Enduring Tough In-Laws
The Babbling Baby Babyproofing Whats and What-Nots Directing Baby Gently Toward Good (and Safe!) Behavior On the Relationship Seat: Of In-Laws and Outlaws Babyhood Gross-Outs The Top Ten Safety Measures to Take at Home